Of Course Lindsay Lohan Was Harley QuinnBy toddNovember 01, 2016

I thought we’d get through Halloween without any generic Harley Quinn costumes, but I forgot to factor in that Lindsay Lohan is somehow still alive. I guess this is better than the time she dressed up like the lady Charles Manson had killed, but this looks like a methadone clinic decided to have a Halloween party last minute.

I thought we’d get through Halloween without any generic Harley Quinn costumes, but I forgot to factor in that Lindsay Lohan is somehow still alive. I guess this is better…

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Taylor Swift & Squad Were Non-OffensiveBy toddNovember 01, 2016
Taylor Swift & Squad Were Non-Offensive

 

Each time you get offended by a Halloween costume, a white person secretly votes for Trump, so good thing Taylor Swift and her squad spent Halloween like they spend their lives: being as bland and boring as possible. Unless there’s a think piece about the black girl with rollers in her hair, this is pretty much the least “offensive thing” I’ve seen this year. The only one who should really bee offended is Martha Hunt, since Taylor called her “Martha Brady” instead of “Marcia Brady”.

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Ariel Winter Was A Playboy Bunny, Something Else At A PartyBy toddOctober 31, 2016
Ariel Winter Was A Playboy Bunny, Something Else At A Party

 

Ariel Winter’s recent wardrobe trajectory has led us here.

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Katy Perry Was Hillary ClintonBy toddOctober 31, 2016
Katy Perry Was Hillary Clinton

 

Katy Perry is super into Hilary Clinton, guys. It’s getting weird. She went full on Hillary for Halloween. Jesus, this is terrifying.

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  Katy Perry is super into Hilary Clinton, guys. It’s getting weird. She went full on Hillary for Halloween. Jesus, this is terrifying.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is In The “Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare” TrailerBy toddNovember 04, 2014

 When you’re out of your 20s, I’m not really sure why a grown man would play video games, but America is full of unfulfilled males who like to pretend they’re some kind of super soldier while seating on their couch wearing a headset and eating cheese fries. Anyway,  here’s Emily Ratajkowski in trailer for the new super duper awesome video game thingy all the people are talking about, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. I think you get college credits if you win or something, idk. I also added a bunch of pics from her Instagram. Oh, and Tim Riggins is also in the trailer. Texas forever.

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Christine Teigen And Her Legs Went For A Walk, LinksBy toddAugust 20, 2013

Lady Gaga Fans Want To Kill Perez Hilton [Fishwrapper]

Lady Gaga's White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Justin Bieber’s Still Trying To Be Michael Jackson [The Superficial]

Olivia Wilde Puts On A Stunningly Sexy Show In NYC [Popoholic]

Hilary Duff’s Booty Is Useful [Hollywood Tuna]

Bo Obama’s Got A New Little Sister [Dlisted]

Alessandra Ambrosio is on vacation (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Amber Heard's Paranoia was a bust at the box office [Lainey Gossip]

Benedict Cumberbatch wants us to focus on Egypt instead of his Sherlock curls [Celebitchy]

Danica Patrick Shows Her Patriotic Tramp Stamp [Moe Jackson]

JJ Abrams and his Bad Robot production company recently released this mysterious teaser [Film Drunk]

Olivia Munn on a homemade swing? What could possibly go wrong? [Celebslam]

The 35 Best Photos From 2013 Seattle Hempfest [COED Magazine]

Ryan Dempster Hits Alex Rodriguez Because Everyone Hates Him [The Blemish]

Meet Robert Pattinson: Unsuccessful Model [Evil Beet Gossip]

Wisconsin High School Defies Order to Stop Using Indians Name [Crave Online]

Chris Brown cancels Canadian concerts [Popbytes]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Lady Gaga Fans Want To Kill Perez Hilton [Fishwrapper] Lady Gaga's White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Justin Bieber’s Still Trying To Be Michael Jackson [The Superficial] Olivia…

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Anastasia Ashley Has An InstagramBy toddAugust 19, 2013

After her twerking video, Anastasia Ashley now has my favorite ass on the planet, so thankfully I just discovered her AsstagramInstagram where she documents my favorite ass. It's nice where there is a place where I can check in to see how it's doing. Hey, it's on surfboard. Hey, look. It's on a bridge. Awww, now it's standing on the beach. We've become so close over this short period of time that I feel like we're friends. Soon to be lovers? Who knows for sure. You can't rush matters of the heart.

 

Source = Instagram

After her twerking video, Anastasia Ashley now has my favorite ass on the planet, so thankfully I just discovered her AsstagramInstagram where she documents my favorite ass. It's nice where…

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Seth MacFarlane Is Banging ThisBy toddAugust 16, 2013

Now that he's done sexing up Khaleesi, Seth MacFarlane is now dating Ryan Phillippe's baby mama and the dumb chick in Pitch Perfect with the massive rack, Alexis Knapp. Damn, homey. I should really write wedding announcements. E! Online reports:

"It's been going on for a little while. It's very casual but they are hanging out and he is having fun with her," a source exclusively tells E! News about the couple's burgeoning romance. "They've know each other for three years and have been getting closer for over a year," but they've only recently started seeing each other more frequently, the source says. "They always had good chemistry." "Alexis' star is on the rise," adds the insider. "He thinks she's really talented."

The bold part in the blockquote is basically all you need to know about what's going on here, because if a publicist can't even lie about it then MacFarlane is just seeing her naked a few times a week and telling her to be patient. Because he really wants a relationship, but his heart is just too fragile right now. He feels like he can be himself around her and would you like some more wine? Your hair looks very pretty like that did you know that? It really brings out your eyes. You know, then they hump.

 

Now that he's done sexing up Khaleesi, Seth MacFarlane is now dating Ryan Phillippe's baby mama and the dumb chick in Pitch Perfect with the massive rack, Alexis Knapp. Damn,…

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Amy Winehouse Was Dead For Six Hours Before She Was “Found”By toddJuly 25, 2011

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It takes six hours for her security team and handlers to flush drugs down the toilet and spray Febreze? Interesting. Sun reports:

TRAGIC Amy Winehouse may have been dead for up to six hours before her body was discovered lying in bed, cops fear. The star, 27, last spoke to her security team at 10am on Saturday. She was found at home in Camden, North London, at 4pm. Medics said she’d been dead several hours. Police sources reported no sign of drugs at the house. Amy had seen her doctor on Friday night. Amy’s doctor examined her the evening before her death – and gave her the all clear. The singer was having regular check-ups because her drink and drug battles had left her so frail. A source said: “The doctor was happy with her condition. When he left on Friday night he had no concerns. Less than 24 hours later she was found dead. “Amy’s health has been very fragile and she has been having a series of check-ups.”

Police have no leads and her autopsy is currently underway, but we really don’t need to know what happened. Because 27-year old’s take naps at 10am then die peacefully in their sleep all the time. There’s nothing to see here.

It takes six hours for her security team and handlers to flush drugs down the toilet and spray Febreze? Interesting. Sun reports: TRAGIC Amy Winehouse may have been dead for…

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Jay Cutler Is Sad On FacebookBy toddJuly 25, 2011

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One of Jay Cutler‘s now blocked friends is a friend of mine, so she sent me this screen grab from Cutler’s private Facebook. As you can see, he changed his relationship status from “Engaged” to “Single”, so you know this is serious business. He also changed his default profile pic to him and his mom. Because I guess he will need her during this difficult time. He also did a status update that I’m pretty sure his teammates and cornerbacks around the league already knew. Moving on.

UPDATE: Cutler deleted his Facebook. Sorry, bro. Twitter is better anyway.

One of Jay Cutler‘s now blocked friends is a friend of mine, so she sent me this screen grab from Cutler’s private Facebook. As you can see, he changed his…

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