Jay Z Hit This MaybeBy toddJune 10, 2014
Jay Z Hit This Maybe

 

So Jay Z may or may not have had sex with Casey Cohen, a 1OAK hostess in NYC. No word yet if Solange has slit her throat then kicked her down a well yet.

Beyoncé and Jay Z are putting up a united front, just days after a report emerged that the rapper is getting too close to Casey Cohen, a New York City hostess. The young blonde, who is 16 years younger than Jay Z, has a bio on Bravo TV, as she apparently is also a reality star. The bio states that Cohen “earned a Bachelor of Science in Studio Art and a Master's Degree in Art Education at NYU. When she isn't working on her art or staying fit, she works for the hospitality company. She is very passionate about art and education and is always finding a way to give back." While there is no mention of her reported gig at NYC hotspot 1OAK, according to InTouch Weekly, Cohen and Jay Z have been spending time together, and he visits her while she’s working. “Jay probably sees her twice a month. He visits her while she’s working and then they slip away for an afterparty. She’ll hang out with him all night, flirting with him and touching him," an insider tells the magazine.

If you don't believe this story because you can undertstand why anybody would cheat on Beyonce, please keep mind that Jay Z has had sex with Beyonce already. He's also seen her pregnant. Nobody should have to be put through that. Also undertstand that this chick white. Us minority guys basicaly have moral obligation to bang as many white girls as possible. It eases white guilt and I personally think it's better than reparations if it's all the same.

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Miley Cyrus Is Still Doing ThisBy toddJune 10, 2014

 

Maybe Miley Cyrus is right. Because maybe she is fat black chick from Decatur wearing spandex shorts trapped in the body of a scrawny, annoying redneck with a flat ass because she has all the confidence in the world despite not being sexually attractive in any way. This why all copies of Cosmo should be burned a Jezebel should be sold to Bro Bible. Why are they teaching women these things? It's unseemly.

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The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Was Last NightBy toddNovember 14, 2013

As you might have guessed by now, the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. So here's a bunch of pics. As you look at these, please keep in mind that any one of these chicks could be pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio's baby at any time.

As you might have guessed by now, the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. So here's a bunch of pics. As you look at these, please keep in…

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Taylor Swift Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 14, 2013

This pains me to say, but I'm going to speak my truth to everyone right now. Ready? Ugh, pull it together, Todd. Ok, here we go: Taylor Swift looked hot as fucking hell last night at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Forget the bangs, forget the complete lack of ass, forget that she once bought a house across the street from a 17-year old two months after they started dating. Look at the legs. If she wrapped the around my head, that's like, what? Two albums at least.

This pains me to say, but I'm going to speak my truth to everyone right now. Ready? Ugh, pull it together, Todd. Ok, here we go: Taylor Swift looked hot…

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Candice Swanepoel Danced On A Table At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, LinksBy toddNovember 14, 2013

 

Brandi Glanville Says That Joanna Krupa Has A Stank Cooch Situation [Dlisted]

Oh No You Did NOT, Joan Rivers [Fishwrapper]

Nina Agdal Exposes Her Breast in the Ocean Surf (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Courtney Stodden’s Next Step Is Porn [The Superficial]

Nicole Scherzinger In A Catsuit Just Blew My Mind! [Hollywood Tuna]

Ashley Greene Struts Her Drop Dead Sexy Everything [Popoholic]

Emily Ratajkowski is a very nice girl (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Andy Kaufman is still alive and his death in 1984 was a HOAX … so says a 24-year-old woman who claims to be his daughter [TMZ]

Mimi hated American Idol [Lainey Gossip]

Alec Baldwin denies relationship with alleged stalker, his friend says he’s lying [Celebitchy]

Candice Swanepoel Walks 2013 VS Fashion Show Runway [Moe Jackson]

Wes Anderson made this eight-minute short film for Prada [Film Drunk]

Abbey Clancy is very fashionable [Celebslam]

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013: Backstage via Instagram and Facebook [COED Magazine]

Preview of Kate Moss in Playboy [The Blemish]

Boo Hoo, Why Is Everyone So Mean to Justin Timberlake? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Fantastic Four Gets New Summer 2015 Release [Crave Online]

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want another baby [Popbytes]

Beyonce Considering A Trial Separation From Jay Z — Report [Hollywood Life]

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Alice Goodwin Has An InstagramBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

Drive through New York Fashion Week right now, and you'll see the freakish ghouls with acne that pass for models in America, then fly over to England and pick up a copy of any magazine. You'll thank me later, because they have what they call "glamour models". Exhibit A: Alice Goodwin. Like, why would you want to get involved in a war with Syria when this is walking around your country? It just doesn't make any kind of logical sense. Although I would like to borrow some of Assad's gas and buy Alice a drink. Let's see how this plays out, baby.

 

Pics source = Instgram DUH

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Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Are Perfectly FineBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

As Lana Scolaro (nice tan lines, bro)  fades into obscurity as the socialite (that's a NYC slang term for "I have rich daddy")  who got her ass grabbed that one time by Robin Thicke then sold her story Life & Style only to never be allowed in a club or backstage again because she can't keep her fucking mouth shut, it's marital bliss as usual for Paula Patton and Thicke. People reports:

Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton looked worry-free while indulging in a date night this week at Hakkasan inside Miami Beach's Fontainebleau hotel. The pair – vacationing at the Florida hot spot with 3-year-old son Julian – took a break from the beach, sitting back and splitting a dim sum platter, sesame prawn toast and lobster and Chinese chive soup, plus a bottle of sake. "They seemed to be really enjoying themselves and having a great time, and were definitely affectionate with each other," a witness tells PEOPLE, adding that the stars "were extremely nice to everyone."

They're in Miami, so we all know where this going. Paula probably picked a Puerto Rican model because there's a good chance she would mispronounce the safe word. Press 2 all you want, darling. Nobody is gonna hear you.

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Nicki Minaj Is VainBy jessNovember 10, 2011

I think she’s doing it wrong. Radar Online says:

Following her verbal beat-down of a maid, outrageous hip hop star Nicki Minaj has unleashed a vicious tirade on celebrity facialist Dawn DaLuise, Star magazine has exclusively revealed. “After I waxed her eyebrows and lip, she started screaming ‘Who the f**k do you think you are?’” DaLuise exclusively told Star. “‘Look what you did to my damn face! You think this sh*t is worth 170 dollars?’” The beauty expert, who owns Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in Los Angeles, said she had never been treated so badly in her life, as she detailed how the pink-haired Super Bass singer threw wads of bills at her and stormed out. “It’s a shame when you see a darling girl turn into a temperamental diva,” DaLuise said. It’s not the first time Minaj has acted strangely during a pampering appointment. DaLuise recalled how on a prior occasion, “I arrived at her condo one afternoon, her eyes were dilated, her wig was falling off, her face was covered in red sores and she was perspiring heavily.

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I think she’s doing it wrong. Radar Online says: Following her verbal beat-down of a maid, outrageous hip hop star Nicki Minaj has unleashed a vicious tirade on celebrity facialist…

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Joe Paterno Got FiredBy toddNovember 09, 2011

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Joe Paterno, the legendary head football coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions and the winningest coach in football history (but let’s be honest, if you you were at a place for fucking 45 years, you would be too), has been summarily fired for failing to do a damn thing while his former defensive coordinator, Jerry Sandusky, systemically raped young boys in his locker room for years. Go choke on your Denny’s, motherfucker. New York Post reports:

Joe Paterno is history. The winningest coach in college football will be sacked by a child-sex scandal involving a former Penn State assistant that has rocked one of the nation’s most storied college football franchises and tarnished the legacy of one of its biggest names…“Paterno’s in a state of shock,” said a source close to the coach. “He can’t believe the vortex of hell that’s around him. “He can’t believe how this happened on his watch,” the source added. “He’s fluctuating between disbelief and trying to do what he’s done for the last 60 years — coach his team.’’…Six of the eight alleged victims have been identified by investigators, but their names have not been made public. Since Monday, more victims have come forward, raising the total to almost 20, myFOXphilly.com reported last night. A new report contradicted Paterno’s claim that he wasn’t told the details of an alleged sexual assault committed by Jerry Sandusky, his former defensive coordinator. A source told The New York Times that the graduate assistant who witnessed the alleged assault provided “explicit details” during a face-to-face meeting the following day with Paterno. Officials said the administrators failed to notify authorities about the allegations against Sandusky, 67, who has been charged with 21 felony counts for allegedly abusing eight victims over a period of 15 years. According to the indictment against Sandusky, Paterno notified Curley in 2002 after the graduate assistant on his coaching staff reported that he witnessed Sandusky having sexual intercourse with a young boy in the Penn State locker-room shower. Sandusky was no longer a coach at the university at the time, but had access to the locker room as part of a nonprofit organization he ran for at-risk children. Paterno’s legal requirement was that he notify his superior, but on Monday, Pennsylvania State Police Commissioner Frank Noonan suggested there was a “moral responsibility” for the coach to make sure police were contacted.

Say what you want, but if he didn’t know, he was incompetent and if he did know (which he did), it’s obvious he was more concerned about his legacy than the bleeding anuses of the at-risk kids in the shower. Anyone who stands around and allows this to happen shouldn’t be deified, they should be dragged out into the street and shot. And if his colostomy bag should fall off on the way, hey, no harm done.

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Even Black People Hate Kim Kardashian NowBy toddNovember 09, 2011

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Uh oh, this can’t be good. What’s next? Men who masturbate to the flag hating Michelle Bachmann?
New York Post
reports:

Kim Kardashian is heading to Atlanta to film her role in the Tyler Perry movie “The Marriage Counselor” — ironic, given the reality star filed for divorce last week from Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage. And some fans of Tyler Perry aren’t supportive of her appearance in the movie. According to reports, the film is about a relationship expert named Judith who cheats on her husband. The curvy Kardashian plays Ava, Judith’s coworker. But fans have started to leave angry messages on Perry’s website over his decision to keep Kardashian in the flick. “I have always admired Tyler Perry and the love he shows for women – via film,” wrote “Felicia” on Perry’s website Tuesday afternoon. “Having said that, as a consumer I also have a decision to make. I will not support this movie. K. Kardashian may be a wonderful woman ( I don’t know her) but this is a decision I can’t support.” “Kim Kardashian… really? Come on man!” added Mike on Perry’s site. Despite the backlash, Tyler told TMZ that he would not remove Kardashian from the cast. “She is scheduled to work as planned,” Tyler said.

“Wow, I just realized I’m commenting on a Tyler Perry fan site,” Mike also added.

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