Justin Bieber Crashed A Prom This WeekendBy toddApril 27, 2015

I don’t think Justin Bieber ever finished high school, which would make him a sure fire GOP star if he ever decided to run for office, but he finally got to go to prom this weekend after L.A.’s Chatsworth Charter High School somehow allowed the Bieber in the building. Check out these videos! Looks like it was a great time! Especially that video of Bieber and that dude grinding on each other like they’re making coffee.

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Hilary Duff Is On Tinder (Maybe), Wants PizzaBy toddApril 27, 2015

Tinder is the best place to meet women who say “not looking for a hookup!” in their bio of an app specifically designed for hookups then hooking up with them on the first “date” then never speaking to them again because you have like 20 more matches waiting to hook up, so screw you dude who gets to take Hilary Duff out “for pizza”. Note: I used quotation marks, because what’s in quotations doesn’t mean what it actually means. It’s like typed out air quotes. Pretty cool, huh?!

A Reddit user claims to have stumbled on her profile while swiping one night, sharing it with his fellow Tinder bros online and anxiously awaiting to see if a match would blossom from his discovery. It did not, but some super sleuths online feel like it might be the real Duff after comparing the Tinder profile to her Instagram page. Still, there’s plenty of people crying fake.

I mean, this is probably fake, but I’d like to live in a world where Hilary Duff is on Tinder and would swipe right on a brown dude visiting Los Angeles with an above average sized penis and an affinity for pizza and white girl vagina. This could either be me or my cousin Patrick.

Tinder is the best place to meet women who say “not looking for a hookup!” in their bio of an app specifically designed for hookups then hooking up with them…

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Lindsay Lohan Is Michael JacksonBy toddJuly 12, 2010

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Last week it was reported that Lindsay’s bloodstream is a pharmacy, because apparently sleeping until noon and bottle service at Chateau Marmont causes you to be checked into Walter Reed. Not only is she on Dilaudid (prescribed heroin, basically), Lindsay is taking Zoloft, Trazodone, and Nexium. How does she get all of these with such ease? Hold on to your goddamn hat.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she would go to six different doctors for prescriptions. One source says, “When one doctor says no to refilling a prescription, she will go to the next. It’s a whole process to get what she needed.” We’re told Lindsay has doctors both in Los Angeles and New York — even one of her past rehab facilities still prescribes her meds. As we first reported, Lindsay has prescriptions for: Zoloft (antidepressant), Trazodone (antidepressant), Adderall (stimulant to control ADHD), Nexium (acid reflux) and the extremely powerful painkiller Dilaudid. We’re told Lindsay “would get a large supply every time” she visited a doctor.

A “large supply every time”? Did this bitch get an amputation recently that we don’t know about? Is her psychiatrist making her wear the jacket? Why the hell does she need this much drugs? The only thing that should be in Lindsay’s blood is Plan B and T-cells that just made the endangered species list.

Last week it was reported that Lindsay’s bloodstream is a pharmacy, because apparently sleeping until noon and bottle service at Chateau Marmont causes you to be checked into Walter Reed….

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