Alec Baldwin Got Arrested On A BicycleBy toddMay 13, 2014
Alec Baldwin Got Arrested On A Bicycle

 

White people love riding bicycles and Alec Baldwin loves flying into unhinged rages, so a perfect storm was created when Alec Baldwin was issued a citation for riding his bike the wrong way then subsequently arrested for disorderly conduct because he doesn't understand why he has to follow laws and stuff.

Actor Alec Baldwin was arrested Tuesday and issued two summonses — one for disorderly conduct — after riding a bicycle the wrong way on a New York street, police said. The "30 Rock" star allegedly became angry and started yelling at police after they asked him for identification to give him a summons, police said. The other summons was for riding a bike against the flow of traffic. Baldwin is to appear in court July 24. "Police stated that he got belligerent and started arguing with them and using profanity," Deputy Chief Kim Y. Royster said. Baldwin was not carrying identification and police took him into custody, police said. The actor reportedly became angry at the officers, yelling "Give me the summons already," a law enforcement official said.

Per the usual, Alec Baldwin threw a temper tantrum on Twitter and was a deranged lunatic at the police precint.

After his release, Baldwin took to Twitter, posting the badge number of the officer he said arrested him and saying, "photographers outside my home ONCE AGAIN terrified my daughter and nearly hit her with a camera. The police did nothing." In another tweet, he lamented, "New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign." Once in custody, Baldwin was taken to a nearby precinct, where he reportedly asked the desk supervisor: "How old are these officers, that they don't know who I am?" according to a law enforcement official.

Alec Baldwin has reached the level of liberalism where he now sees every insitution of authority as the enemy, but I hate to break it to you, this wasn't a government conspiracy designed to subjugate bike riders, you were just a douche who couldn't be bothered to obey NYC traffic laws. That being said, how's your daughter doing? She still single? Tell her to hit me up on Facebook.

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Here’s Your First Look Of Ben Affleck As BatmanBy toddMay 13, 2014
Here’s Your First Look Of Ben Affleck As Batman

 

My stepsister site, SuperHeroHype, has the first image of Ben Affleck as Batman in Zack Snyder's Batman vs. Superman, and I sent this over to Jess and she replied, "I'M NOT AGAINST IT", so I guess that means she likes it. But she also likes Bright Eyes, so I don't want to give her opinion too much weight here.

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A Moment With Ashley BensonBy toddMay 13, 2014
A Moment With Ashley Benson

 

Ashley Benson is on the cover of the June 2014 issue of Complex, which will probably eventually lead her to be on the side of a milk carton in July, because white dudes love them some kidnapping and holding against wills and such. What's up with that?

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Hailey Baldwin And Kendall Jenner Are MatchingBy toddMay 13, 2014
Hailey Baldwin And Kendall Jenner Are Matching

Hailey Baldwin Kendall Jenner

 

I don't know the science involved that made it possible for Stephen Baldwin and Bruce Jenner to produce things that look like this, but maybe it's best that we don't question it. Just let it happen. Shhhh….shhhh…let it happen. You like that, baby? You like that. Awww yeah. Bend over for me. Now arch your back. Uhhh huhhh. Like that. Can you put your cat in the other room, he's staring at me.

 

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The Donald Sterling Interview Was Worse Than You Could Possibly ImagineBy toddMay 13, 2014
The Donald Sterling Interview Was Worse Than You Could Possibly Imagine

 

The full Donald Sterling interview with Anderson Cooper aired in its entirety last night, and holy hell, people. I'm a white girl right now. I can't even.

Sterling, 80, slammed the former Los Angeles Lakers player’s character and his battle with HIV, saying Johnson hasn’t done anything to help others. “What kind of a guy goes to every city, has sex with every girl, then he catches HIV? Is that someone we want to respect and tell our kids about?” Sterling asked. “I think he should be ashamed of himself. I think he should go into the background. But what does he do for the black people? He doesn’t do anything.” …What has he done? Can you tell me? Big Magic Johnson, what has he done?” Sterling said. Sterling, who is Jewish, said Jewish people spend great amounts of money helping other Jews who are poor while rich black people turn their backs to people in need. “That’s one problem I have. Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people, and some of the African-Americans — maybe I’ll get in trouble again — they don’t want to help anybody,” he said. Cooper asked, “So are you saying that African-Americans don’t contribute to African-American communities as much as Jewish people —“ Sterling — measured for much of the interview — cut Cooper off and snapped back. “There’s no African-American –,” he said, raising his voice. “Never mind, I don’t know, I’m sorry. You know, they all want to play golf with me. Everybody wants to be with me. I’m easy. I’m fun.”

Whether it be AJ McCarron, a Nevada farmer who takes government handouts then opines for slavery, or an out of touch racist, billionaire, if you give a narcissist enough rope, they'll eventually hang themselves. Sterling's side piece wasn't present during this interview, so I'm not sure what evil entity tricked him into saying this dumb shit, but damn. Just damn. Does cancer medicine make you delusional and become completely obsessed with Magic Johnson? If not catching HIV is the only measure of success in justfying having a shit ton of mistresses, then you're setting the bar real low. Not only is Sterling a shitty owner, he's a horrible human being. Like, Katherine Heigl just started posting his quotes on her Facebook with the caption "So true".

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Here’s The New BatmobileBy toddMay 13, 2014
Here’s The New Batmobile

 

Exploding houses, Donald Sterling saying "the HIV", and Solange having her first hit in a while, lots of stuff went down yesterday. Lost in all that is Zack Snyder tweeted a picture of the Batman vs. Superman's Batmobile. Well, techinically he just tweeted the tires. And a tarp. Okay maybe this was boring. Sorry.

 

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Here’s Jay Z Getting Sparta Kicked By Beyonce’s Sister While Beyonce WatchesBy toddMay 12, 2014

 

I have no idea what's happening in this video of Beyonce, Jay Z, and Beyonce's sister Solange in an elevator at the MET (BET?) Gala, but whatever Jay Z or Beyonce said, it made Solange become fucking unhinged. Beyonce's gonna feel weird when Kevin Coster tells her it was Solange all along.

 

Solange is hot, so of course she's crazy.

 

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