Kirsten Dunst Is PregnantBy toddDecember 13, 2017
Kirsten Dunst Is Pregnant

 

Kirsten Dunst and Meth Damon are having a baby. This is celebrity news that is happening today. I hope it finds you well.

With two close pals expecting, Kirsten Dunst was “in baby mode,” the then-32-year-old confessed to UK’s Red magazine in 2014, adding, “I think 33 is a good age to have your first baby.” Her mid-thirties aren’t bad either. A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that the 35-year-old actress and fiancé Jesse Plemons are expecting their first child.

Shout out to the writer of this article who had to research the stuff in that first sentence for what they thought was a solid opening. Or they already knew it because they know a lot of Kirsten Dunst trivia. So yeah, Kirsten Dunst is having a baby. Cool cool.

 

  Kirsten Dunst and Meth Damon are having a baby. This is celebrity news that is happening today. I hope it finds you well. With two close pals expecting, Kirsten Dunst was…

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Karen Gillan Did The ‘Jumanji’ PremiereBy toddDecember 13, 2017
Karen Gillan Did The ‘Jumanji’ Premiere

 

It’s 2017 and nothing should shock you anymore except maybe Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle is apparently a good movie. Karen Gillan is in that movie. This is her at the premiere in Hollywood. In spite of being a redhead and so white she’s see through, Karen Gillan is pretty hot. She’s also like 8 feet tall I feel. I thought she was hot before you when I used to watch Dr. Who, so that makes me cooler than you or however that works when people say things like that.

 

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Barbara Palvin Is Today’s 2017 LOVE Advent CalendarBy toddDecember 12, 2017
Barbara Palvin Is Today’s 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

The only thing I really know about Barbara Palvin is that she may have banged Justin Bieber at some point. Having just admitted that, I don’t think I should continue this post.Please respect my privacy at this time.

 

Here’s Barbara Palvin as Day 12 of your 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar accompanied with pictures of Palvin at an event.

 

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Mario Batali Allegedly Sexually Assaulted Four WomenBy toddDecember 12, 2017
Mario Batali Allegedly Sexually Assaulted Four Women

 

The Eater is a site I just heard about, because they broke a story about how Mario Batali is (allegedly) an unhinged sexual pervert who sexually assaulted four women that we know about. Here’s his apology”

“I apologize to the people I have mistreated and hurt. Although the identities of most of the individuals mentioned in these stories have not been revealed to me, much of the behavior described does, in fact, match up with ways I have acted. That behavior was wrong and there are no excuses. I take full responsibility and am deeply sorry for any pain, humiliation or discomfort I have caused to my peers, employees, customers, friends and family. I have work to do to try to regain the trust of those I have hurt and disappointed. For this reason, I am going to step away from day-to-day operations of my businesses. We built these restaurants so that our guests could have fun and indulge, but I took that too far in my own behavior. I won’t make that mistake again. I want any place I am associated with to feel comfortable and safe for the people who work or dine there. I know my actions have disappointed many people. The successes I have enjoyed are owned by everyone on my team. The failures are mine alone. To the people who have been at my side during this time — my family, my partners, my employees, my friends, my fans — I am grateful for your support and hopeful that I can regain your respect and trust. I will spend the next period of time trying to do that.”

Wow. An apology that comes across as an apology and an apology that says “yeah, I did it.” That’s refreshing. Four women over the course of 20 years sounds quaint and borderline heroic based on what we’ve learned about sexual assault in 2017, but Batali has to go regardless, obviously. I never watched his show, because I tried once and he was sweating the whole time and that’s not something that makes me want to eat Italian food. Indian food, maybe.

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Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ PremiereBy toddDecember 11, 2017
Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Premiere

 

Dove Cameron has nothing to do with Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and that’s fine. I wonder who invited her. That doesn’t really matter, because she’s wearing this dress and sticking her ass out even though she looks like a baby doll that’s supposed to be a sex doll and that’s a little weird. Very confusing. Roy Moore was dig it until he finds out she’s 21. “She can legally drink? Ewww,” he might say.

 

  Dove Cameron has nothing to do with Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and that’s fine. I wonder who invited her. That doesn’t really matter, because she’s wearing this dress…

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Had A World Premiere Saturday NightBy toddDecember 11, 2017
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Had A World Premiere Saturday Night

 

It snowed in Atlanta on Friday. And when I say “it snowed”, I mean it pretty much snowed all day Friday and all night. We aren’t prepared for that in the South. I say that because John Boyega was trapped here on Friday, but he eventually made it to the premiere of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Here’s pictures from that premiere. The Last Jedi early reviews are calling this the best Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back, but they also said that about The Force Awakens (it wasn’t) and Rogue One (it really wasn’t), and they only people the studio invites to these early screenings are Star Wars dorks and people paid to say it was great, so when you watch the movie you can judge for yourself. It might be the greatest Star Wars movie ever, but we really won’t know until Disney makes the 6,378 other Star wars movies they have planned or until people realize the Star Wars franchise is just a cash cow for a consolidated monopoly. Either or.

 

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AHS: Emma Roberts And Evan Peters Are Engaged AgainBy toddNovember 28, 2016
AHS: Emma Roberts And Evan Peters Are Engaged Again

 

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters have broken up and been engaged more times than we have time to get into here, but look, they’re engaged again. #Pray4Evan

Reunited and it feels so good. Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are engaged again, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly, and the pair indulged in some PDA during a walk through Provincetown, Massachusetts, over Thanksgiving…“Emma and Evan are engaged again,” one source tells Us. “She’s been wearing her ring on set. Everyone on set knows.”

Speaking of domestic violence, remember that time Emma Roberts got arrested for biting and whipping this dude’s ass and he refused to press charges? Probably because of the patriarchy and his white male privilege or something like. Wait, I think I’m mixing these up! Gotta read more Tumblr.

 

Emma Roberts has resting motherfucker I will cut you face:

 

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Amber Heard Did A Domestic Violence PSABy toddNovember 28, 2016
Amber Heard Did A Domestic Violence PSA

 

November 25 was International Day for the Elimination of Violence Towards Women, and I don’t know if  “celebrate” should be the right term to use here, but Amber Heard has a message for women who are victims of domestic violence, or anyone who knows a woman who is a victim of domestic violence. I have to say, this is her best performance to date.

 

 

In all seriousness, whatever your opinion of Amber Heard is, it should be blatantly obvious to everyone that some shit went down with her and Johnny Depp, and as a person who witnessed domestic violence as a child, I can assure you that all bruises and wounds don’t have to be visible. So if you have a few of your own and have nobody to talk you, go talk to The National Domestic Violence Hotline. Sometimes the reasons why you stay can be more powerful than the reasons why you should leave, and that’s not your fault. Nothing about this is your fault. Make a plan and find the strength I know you have. Wow, this got deep. Still true tho.

 

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We Have Ashley Graham Nipples NowBy toddFebruary 17, 2016
We Have Ashley Graham Nipples Now


So, we have Ashley Graham nipples in the 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue, guys.  It’s a whole new world for models now. A whole new world. A new subjective point of view. No dietician to tell them no or where to go. Or say they’re only eating.


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So, we have Ashley Graham nipples in the 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue, guys.  It’s a whole new world for models now. A whole new world. A new subjective point of view. No…

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Jay Z Hit This MaybeBy toddJune 10, 2014
Jay Z Hit This Maybe

 

So Jay Z may or may not have had sex with Casey Cohen, a 1OAK hostess in NYC. No word yet if Solange has slit her throat then kicked her down a well yet.

Beyoncé and Jay Z are putting up a united front, just days after a report emerged that the rapper is getting too close to Casey Cohen, a New York City hostess. The young blonde, who is 16 years younger than Jay Z, has a bio on Bravo TV, as she apparently is also a reality star. The bio states that Cohen “earned a Bachelor of Science in Studio Art and a Master's Degree in Art Education at NYU. When she isn't working on her art or staying fit, she works for the hospitality company. She is very passionate about art and education and is always finding a way to give back." While there is no mention of her reported gig at NYC hotspot 1OAK, according to InTouch Weekly, Cohen and Jay Z have been spending time together, and he visits her while she’s working. “Jay probably sees her twice a month. He visits her while she’s working and then they slip away for an afterparty. She’ll hang out with him all night, flirting with him and touching him," an insider tells the magazine.

If you don't believe this story because you can undertstand why anybody would cheat on Beyonce, please keep mind that Jay Z has had sex with Beyonce already. He's also seen her pregnant. Nobody should have to be put through that. Also undertstand that this chick white. Us minority guys basicaly have moral obligation to bang as many white girls as possible. It eases white guilt and I personally think it's better than reparations if it's all the same.

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