Emily Ratajkowski Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddSeptember 03, 2015
Emily Ratajkowski Says Good Morning, Links


So just go ahead and give Cate Blanchett the Oscar now or nah? Dlisted

Kate Moss is gonna clean her nipples if you’re watching or not (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Taylor Swift made Gandalf homeless The Superficial

Sony didn’t make the NFL the villains in Concussion so they wouldn’t be angry Egotastic

Ashley Benson‘s Snapchat is basically her boobs 24/7  (NSFW site)  Celeb Jihad

Brooke Buchanan in like 40 bikinis Hollywood Tuna

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So just go ahead and give Cate Blanchett the Oscar now or nah? Dlisted Kate Moss is gonna clean her nipples if you’re watching or not (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie…

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Mariah Carey Wishes Nick Cannon A Happy BirthdayBy toddOctober 08, 2013
Mariah Carey Wishes Nick Cannon A Happy Birthday

 

Mariah Carey, not to be confused with the woman who was shot and killed by Washington, DC  police last week, tweeted this picture of her breasts today to let Nick Cannon know he needs to hurry up and come home to get his birthday present. Which I assume is her breasts. But hasn't he had them already. Mariah sucks at giving gifts.

  Mariah Carey, not to be confused with the woman who was shot and killed by Washington, DC  police last week, tweeted this picture of her breasts today to let…
This Just HappenedBy toddOctober 08, 2013

 

Proving once and for all he's a changed man who no longer gets consumed with anger at the slightest insult, Chris Brown just started a Twitter war with Perez Hilton, who incidentally, is still a vile human being who looks like a cartoon reporter. But the real loser here has to be Jenny Johnson. It only took a few minutes for Chris Brown to respond to Perez Hilton, not three years of constant trolling. I hope she writes another GQ article so she can tell us how much she doesn't want to talk about it.

I hope @ChrisBrown doesn't watch! I'm talking about him on the @WendyWilliams show today and I'm going in!!! pic.twitter.com/QxlHvUM5tH — Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) October 8, 2013 Thanks for the publicity….

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Gwen Stefani Is PregnantBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports:

In Touch can exclusively reveal that Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting baby No. 3! An insider close to the 43-year-old reveals to In Touch “She and Gavin couldn’t be happier” about the exciting news.

Gwen Stefani is 43 but still looks the exact same way she did in 1993, so I don't foresee any issues with her pregnancy. Unless she's a vampire. Is she a vampire. She's a vampire, isn't she? Shit, man. That means all her kids are half vampires. Half vampires with British accents and access to millions of dollars. Fuck. Book my passage on the next steamer ship! She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is "vampyr", "nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living!*

 

*(This concludes IDLYITW's dramatic reading of Dracula)

 

The pictures in the gallery were taken this year. This video was shot in 1995. You were saying?

 

 

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports: In Touch can exclusively reveal that…

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George Clooney Pulled Out At The Right TimeBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

 

If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

  If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

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No ThanksBy toddFebruary 25, 2010

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Lady Gaga posed on the cover of Q Magazine with her hands over tits and a fake penis. OMG, see what she did there?! Like, she’s so edgy and deep!! No, not really. This ugly bitch shouldn’t be on the cover of Dog Fancy or Burn Victim Models Weekly, yet she wants to let everybody know that she a female. She humps everything close by in her videos and all her songs are about how every guy wants to fuck her, yet half the world thinks she’s a dude. I’m not sure if she picked up on that, but that might not be the best compliment.

Lady Gaga posed on the cover of Q Magazine with her hands over tits and a fake penis. OMG, see what she did there?! Like, she’s so edgy and deep!!…

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Nightmare On Elm Street Has A New TrailerBy toddFebruary 25, 2010

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The second trailer for the remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street starring the brilliantly creepy Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger hit online today, and if what you see is any indication of the actual movie, wish me luck. There’s a good chance my girlfriend will have her head in my lap for two hours. Thanks Freddy!

The second trailer for the remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street starring the brilliantly creepy Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger hit online today, and if what you see…

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DieBy toddFebruary 24, 2010

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I realize this has nothing to do with celebrities, but if you haven’t heard of Dr. Earl Bradley, I’ll gladly supply a chainsaw and a kill room if you’re interested.
Splash News
reports:

Popular pediatrician Dr. Earl Bradley has been charged with sexually molesting 103 children at an office he had decked out with a merry-go-round and a ferris wheel, in Delaware, US. Evidence seized from the community medic’s practice and home has led state officials to believe he has carried out sickening attacks on scores of small children since 1998. Bradley, 56, has been charged by a grand jury with the molestation of 103 children. He is held at Vaughn Correction Center on $3 million bond. The disturbing accusations stem from incidents which allegedly took place at his Lewes, Delaware, practice called BayBees Pediatrics. He is accused of videotaping sex acts while the children’s parents were waiting in another room.

I pretend to hate a lot of people on this site, but if I ever saw this guy walking down the street my serrated Kershaw would try to find out if his aorta in fact runs the entire length of his torso. I guess I should know that already, but what am I a doctor?

When they go crazy, you’re supposed to go crazy, too. If somebody messes with my six year-old, I’m cutting a motherfucker’s head off. Then taking it to a bar and talk to it. A scotch and soda for me and get my friend here a beer. – Paul Mooney

I realize this has nothing to do with celebrities, but if you haven’t heard of Dr. Earl Bradley, I’ll gladly supply a chainsaw and a kill room if you’re interested….
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Happy WednesdayBy toddFebruary 24, 2010
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I breastfed until I was four, so my obsession with British chicks with huge tits isn't really my fault. So forgive me for posting these 24 pics of Rhian Sugden, Lindsey Strutt, Peta Todd and Holly Peers. Or forgive my hippy parents. Why did you make me like this?! I never asked to be born!!

 

NOTE: I don't want to assume that the big red lips gave it away, but these are very NSFW. Unless you work at a mastectomy clinic or you're not from Earth and not familiar with our ways. Then hey man, by all means go for it.

I breastfed until I was four, so my obsession with British chicks with huge tits isn't really my fault. So forgive me for posting these 24 pics of Rhian Sugden,…

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Wilde LinksBy toddFebruary 23, 2010

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Johnny Depp wants Satanic murderers freed [Popeater]
Candice Swanepoel is ridiculously hot [Popoholic]
Gays can do this [Egotastic]
Somebody get some potpourri or something [TaxiDriver Movie]
Church Sign Guy makes valid points [College Humor]
John Mayer‘s 16 Most Douchiest Quotes [COED Magazine]
Gry Arnestad would get split like firewood [Celebslam]
Jennifer Lopez got dropped from her record label [Cele|bitchy]
Penelope Cruz is always naked [Cityrag]
Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini [Heyman Hustle]

Banner Pic: The future ex-Mrs. Todd. I need to get her pregnant and sell the baby so I can get my bills straight.

Johnny Depp wants Satanic murderers freed [Popeater] Candice Swanepoel is ridiculously hot [Popoholic] Gays can do this [Egotastic] Somebody get some potpourri or something [TaxiDriver Movie] Church Sign Guy makes…

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