Miley Cyrus Wore ThisBy toddJuly 22, 2013

So she can get as much publicity for those "Miley Cyrus is a lesbian now" rumors, Miley Cyrus went to club in London called "The Box" (nice pick, PR staff) holding hands with Nicole Scherzinger, lead singer of the first ever transexual girl group. She also wore shorts that almost showed you her vagina. Okay. Good talk, you guys. I'm glad we can share moments like this.

So she can get as much publicity for those "Miley Cyrus is a lesbian now" rumors, Miley Cyrus went to club in London called "The Box" (nice pick, PR staff)…

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Kanye West Said This On TwitterBy toddJuly 22, 2013

 

To keep the conversation away from his investigation for felony assault against a photographer, Kanye West posted on Twitter this weekend that the 2nd verse of "New Slaves" is the best rap verse of all time (by opening "a debate" then following that up with "PERIOD"). A verse that includes "Bobby Boucher" and the word "Hampton" four times. Sure, Kanye. Nas and Mos Def could stop and ask for directions and it would be better than any verse on Yeezus.

 

 

I open the debate… The 2nd verse of New Slaves is the best rap verse of all time….meaning … OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF RAP MUSIC, PERIOD —…

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Batman Is Going To Be In The Next ‘Man Of Steel’ MovieBy toddJuly 22, 2013
Batman Is Going To Be In The Next ‘Man Of Steel’ Movie

 

In case you haven't already heard, Warner Bros.' rentboy Zack Snyder announced at Comic-Con this weekend that the studio is rebooting their post-Nolan Batman franchise by having Batman (my choice: Viggo Mortensen) in the next Man Of Steel movie. They won't be friends. Entertainment Weekly reports:

At the conclusion of the Warner Bros/Legendary panel at Comic-Con, Man of Steel director Zack Snyder walked onstage. He thanked everyone for supporting Man of Steel and announced, rather nonchalantly: “It’s official: We’re making another Superman movie.” He insisted that he couldn’t say anything about the film, but explained that he had “pored through the DC Universe to look for a way to tell this thing.” He said there was a single element of the film he could share.

At that point, he called Harry Lennix — who you’ll recall basically played the Nick Fury character in Man of Steel — for a charismatic dramatic reading. (How charismatic? Lennix was wearing an ascot.) He read a key line from Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns:

I want you to remember, Clark. In all the years to come. In all your most private moments. I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you.

Whoa, slow down here. Two, single, white in their 30s with absentee parents and who don't identify with society? Is this movie about supheroes or serial killers?

  In case you haven't already heard, Warner Bros.' rentboy Zack Snyder announced at Comic-Con this weekend that the studio is rebooting their post-Nolan Batman franchise by having Batman (my…

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Gretchen Rossi Is In A BikiniBy toddJuly 22, 2013

Petra Muratroyds Nips Appear Through Her Bra (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Oh, Yeah, Rihanna Definitely Shaves [The Superficial]

Irina Shayk Candid Bikini Pictures? Yes Please! [Popoholic]

Adriana Lima Belongs In Lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]

Helen Mirren Would’ve Taught Her Daughter To Curse Dudes Out [Dlisted]

Nicki Minaj twerking in a pool (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Benedict Cumberbatch is a Matt Damon fanboy [Lainey Gossip]

Robert Pattinson’s in Toronto, spending a lot of time with co-star Sarah Gadon [Celebitchy]

Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz & Leslie Mann Film A Bikini Scene in the Bahamas [Moe Jackson]

Ryan Reynolds had a terrible weekend [Film Drunk]

Jamie Lynn Sigler is hungry [Celebslam]

Those Nerdy Girls Of Comic Con 2013 [COED Magazine]

The Extended ‘Kick-Ass 2′ Red Band Trailer Is Here [The Blemish]

Kelly Rowland Got Stranded In The Ocean [Evil Beet Gossip]

Comic-Con 2013: Fans Get First Footage From Captain America: The Winter Soldier [Crave Online]

The X-Files: A third movie could be on its way [Popbytes]

Kirk Cameron Is A Drama Queen [Fishwrapper]

Nice Middle Name 0NSFW) [MyEx]

Petra Muratroyds Nips Appear Through Her Bra (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Oh, Yeah, Rihanna Definitely Shaves [The Superficial] Irina Shayk Candid Bikini Pictures? Yes Please! [Popoholic] Adriana Lima Belongs…

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Vanessa Hudgens Is In A BikiniBy toddJuly 19, 2013

Here's Vanessa Hudgens and her ridiculously hot body on a yacht in Italy, but I feel like I should point out that Eli Roth and Terry Gilliam are also on the yacht. So if she's in a crappy torture porn or rumored to be playing a time traveller in a dystopian future who flies a magical airplane in a film that can't secure financial backing, you'll know what happened.

Here's Vanessa Hudgens and her ridiculously hot body on a yacht in Italy, but I feel like I should point out that Eli Roth and Terry Gilliam are also on…

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Miranda Kerr Is Filling The VoidBy toddJuly 19, 2013

While the world sits on pins and needles for two cousins who don't work to have their baby, here's Miranda Kerr at a photoshoot at the Samantha Thavasa Ladies Tournament looking ridiculously hot as usual. Honestly, I don't think its possible for her to be not hot. I'd even have sex with zombie Miranda Kerr.

While the world sits on pins and needles for two cousins who don't work to have their baby, here's Miranda Kerr at a photoshoot at the Samantha Thavasa Ladies Tournament…

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Audrina Patridge Is Very Good At ThisBy toddAugust 12, 2010

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Audrina Patridge’s tits always look like they’re fighting the magnetic reversal of the poles, and if you took her apart, nothing would look even remotely attractive. But when you put it all together it forms like fucking Voltron, defending the universe against the use of Cialis.

Audrina Patridge’s tits always look like they’re fighting the magnetic reversal of the poles, and if you took her apart, nothing would look even remotely attractive. But when you put…

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Christina Hendricks Does GQ UKBy toddAugust 12, 2010

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I’ve been waiting for the hi-res scans of Christina Hendricks in GQ UK for a week now, so imagine my surprise when I saw them today. Holy mother of God this chick has massive tits. I know I’ll be disappointed if she ever takes those things out of her bra, so if she could just pull her skirt up, that would be fantastic. What? What do you mean? Of course I know how to take a bra off. The girl has to give you the key then you…huh? Yeah, right. If there’s no key then how do you unl….oh, just leave me alone!!!

Note: Click either banner pic to see the full GQ UK shoot.

I’ve been waiting for the hi-res scans of Christina Hendricks in GQ UK for a week now, so imagine my surprise when I saw them today. Holy mother of God…

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Ashley Greene Is A GiverBy toddAugust 12, 2010

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More pics of Ashley Greene at Wet Republic Ultra Pool in Las Vegas hit, so since my penis wants to be the mayor of her vagina on foursquare, I’m kinda obligated to post them. I’m also obligated to tell you that I would suck her clitoris like it was just bitten by a poisonous snake. It’s some type of IDLYITW bi-law or something.

More pics of Ashley Greene at Wet Republic Ultra Pool in Las Vegas hit, so since my penis wants to be the mayor of her vagina on foursquare, I’m kinda…

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Montana Fishburne Was Arrested AgainBy toddAugust 12, 2010

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In the last weeks, fairy tale princess Montana Fishburne has won our hearts with her grace and demure, yet profound, statements on her thoughts and dreams. So when she broke into her boyfriend’s ex’s house and beat her senseless last February, she must have been under the spell of some evil witch! TMZ reports:

Montana was arrested last February after allegedly barging into the alleged victim’s home (the complaint does not give her name), forcing her into the bathroom and beating the crap out of her. We’re told the victim had “significant injuries.” The L.A. City Attorney’s Office has charged Fishburne with battery, and will be adding charges of false imprisonment and assault with a deadly weapon. Montana, who’s being repped by the effervescent Shawn Chapman Holley, has pled not guilty and the case is pending. Fishburne’s boyfriend, Jerome Greene, was also charged in the attack against his ex-girlfriend but already pled no contest to domestic battery. As for Montana — who is releasing her first sex tape through Vivid Entertainment — she has big problems. She was arrested last November for prostitution. Montana pled no contest to the lesser charge of criminal trespass and was placed on probation. The judge could use the pending case to violate her probation.

Man, a black prostitute who is psychotically violent? Whoa, excuse me if I find that hard to believe, sir. Most black women I know are a joy and a delight, especially when they’re in a position of authority or behind a counter. I often see them spending their days at the library or volunteering for their community watch programs, but engaging in lewd behavior and ridiculous and unwarranted violence for the sake of keeping it real? Oh now you’re just making up lies, my friend.

Note: Please be aware that the banner picture is Playboy Playmate Jessica Burciaga. She has nothing to do with this story except for the fact that I realized I was looking for pictures of Montana Fishburne’s ass and immediately stopped.

In the last weeks, fairy tale princess Montana Fishburne has won our hearts with her grace and demure, yet profound, statements on her thoughts and dreams. So when she broke…

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