Hailey Clauson Is Probably Still Mad At Ashley GrahamBy toddDecember 14, 2016
Hailey Clauson Is Probably Still Mad At Ashley Graham

 

It’s still unclear how Ashley Graham got the cover of the SI Swimsuit Issue over Hailey Clauson, but I guess we can chalk it up to 2016. Lot of weird shit happened this year. But they both attended the 2016 Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year event last night, and I didn’t see any pics of them together. Maybe Hailey didn’t want to be cropped out of the picture if they took a selfie since phone cameras can only go so wide.

 

  It’s still unclear how Ashley Graham got the cover of the SI Swimsuit Issue over Hailey Clauson, but I guess we can chalk it up to 2016. Lot of…

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Taylor Hill Is Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. Cool.By toddDecember 14, 2016
Taylor Hill Is Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. Cool.

 

Taylor Hill has been a Victoria’s Secret Angel since 2015. Thanks for that, Wikipedia. Apparently this concept was “have Taylor roll around in lingerie while some lady does a voiceover in French and I really want something to be the matter with Taylor’s feet”. It’s aight. Alan Thicke didn’t miss much.

 

 

Here’s some pics of Taylor Hill if you’re interested. She kinda looks like a taller, skinnier Ariana Grande. I’m down with that.

 

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Alan Thicke (1947 – 2016)By toddDecember 14, 2016

Alan Thicke, best known for being the fake dad on Growing Pains and the real dad of Robin Thicke, died yesterday the way all Canadians want to die – playing hockey. 2016 appears to be running out of people.

TV icon Alan Thicke has died…We’re told Alan had a heart attack while he was playing hockey with his 19-year-old son, Carter. He was transported to Providence St. Joseph’s Medical Center around noon today, and pronounced dead there…We’re told he and Carter were on the ice around 11 AM when he started having chest pain, then got nauseous and vomited. The ambulance picked him up around 11:30 and took him to the hospital.

Eh, Alan Thicke had a very successful TV career, a hot wife, and his kids were complete embarrassments, and that’s probably better than your life, so I won’t shed any tears over Alan Thicke. Dude had a pretty kickass life. He also died at “69” which is also pretty baller.

 

Alan Thicke, best known for being the fake dad on Growing Pains and the real dad of Robin Thicke, died yesterday the way all Canadians want to die – playing…
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Kanye West Had A Meeting With Donald Trump Today At Trump TowerBy toddDecember 13, 2016
Kanye West Had A Meeting With Donald Trump Today At Trump Tower

 

George Bush didn’t care about black people. Apparently Donald Trump does. So Kanye West just walked into Trump Tower today to meet with Trump and so Trump could have a photographic evidence of him standing next to a black person the youth of today enjoy. God help us all.
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  George Bush didn’t care about black people. Apparently Donald Trump does. So Kanye West just walked into Trump Tower today to meet with Trump and so Trump could have…

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Sara Sampaio Is Today’s LOVE Advent Calendar In Case You’re WonderingBy toddDecember 13, 2016
Sara Sampaio Is Today’s LOVE Advent Calendar In Case You’re Wondering

 

Much like yesterday, we’re getting into the middle children of the 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, so today is Sara Sampaio. I don’t know, Google her? Jesus over at Drunken Stepfather is a big fan, so he could answer your questions better than I could. All I know is Chrome puts that red line under her name when I type it. Yes, that’s how you spell her last name, Chrome, I would appreciate if you didn’t make me question myself about it.

 

  Much like yesterday, we’re getting into the middle children of the 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, so today is Sara Sampaio. I don’t know, Google her? Jesus over at Drunken…

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