Farrah Abraham’s Vagina Is Gonna Be A Sex ToyBy toddSeptember 24, 2013

As told in The Book of Ruth, God's chosen one, Farrah Abraham, lied about making a sex tape then set the guy she made it with up to further her fame, then she traveled to a distant land in Chatsworth, CA to take a mold of her vagina so she can sell technically sell her pussy without being a prostitute. Radar Online reports:

The Teen Mom turned porn star is taking her sex symbol status to a whole new level with a new line of sex toys molded from her private parts — and only RadarOnline.com has the behind-the-scenes video of how Farrah stripped down to have the toys made! Farrah sat for a molding of a replica of her lower half and breasts during a recent visit to sex toy company Topco Sales. Crafted using the company’s world-renowned CyberSkin materials, the replicas of her body parts will be sold alongside toys and novelty items hand-selected by Farrah. As this exclusive behind-the-scenes video shows, Farrah was thrilled to browse the selection of samples during a recent visit to company headquarters, happily posing for photos with oversized dildos, vibrators, and sex dolls. “We’re thrilled to have been selected to partner with such a media-savvy celebrity,” Scott Tucker, the company’s CEO, told Radar. “We’re eagerly looking forward to working with Farrah on promoting her amazing new line of pleasure products and we’re twice as thrilled to bring these new products to her fans around the world.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Sorry, the sun just up came in NC. I embedded the video just so you can see the part where Farrah says, "Ok, so the thing about The Rabbit, like, I have one at home, and also like the anal part on it, like, the anal parts are never like long enough. So I want that changed." And then the other lady's reaction is just to simply nod and do a "K" in her head. Anyway, Farrah Abraham looks like a Transfomer that turns into horse, so hopefully they'll make that toy at some point.

 

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India Reynolds Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddSeptember 24, 2013
India Reynolds Says Good Morning, Links

 

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Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend? [Lainey Gossip]

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Chris Brown Is Being Kept Down by the Man [The Blemish]

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Justin Bieber Is Trying To Bang Miley CyrusBy toddJune 12, 2013
Justin Bieber Is Trying To Bang Miley Cyrus

 

"Awwww, widdle boy need him diaper changed?"

 

While Amanda Bynes spent last night calling Miley Cyrus ugly, Justin Bieber spent last Sunday at Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in L.A. trying to hook up with her. TMZ reports:

We're told Miley arrived first (she's a regular at the place) … with Justin showing up around 1:50 AM and heading straight for Miley's table. We're told the two hung out for roughly 15 minutes … laughing and flirting together … and they both left the theater at the same time, just after 2 AM. It's unclear where they went after the show. Hours before the late-night rendezvous, Bieber's leopard-spotted Audi was seen leaving Miley's L.A. home on Saturday.

Justin Bieber is basically a dude on Law & Order who dates rapes everybody because of course they wanted it because he's JUSTIN BIEBER DAMMIT. So he truly believes every woman wants to have sex with him even when they laugh and pat him on the head then tell him to go away (Barbara Pavlin). But who cares about that because this story lets us know that Bieber has a "leopard-spotted Audi". I don't know what the acceptable response to that is, but I think I just broke my hand punching the wall.

 
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Hilary Duff Is At Bus Stop For Some Reason, LinksBy toddJune 12, 2013

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The Trailer For ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug’ Is HereBy toddJune 11, 2013

 

All Lord of The Rings movies are just three hours of people walking then fighting, then walking again. The Hobbit was mostly the first movie to show a dinner party in real time then more walking. So to make sure we see more walking, Peter Jackson has made one book into three movies, so here's the trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug. I just assume all the action scenes are in the trailer at this point.

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