Kendall Jenner Got Naked For SomethingBy toddJuly 25, 2017
Kendall Jenner Got Naked For Something

 

When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line then promote the stuff they want to sell on Instagram.  I hope that clears that up. Sometimes that means posing nude and letting CGI experts do things with your mouth. Enjoy.

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  When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line…

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The Freemasons Are Stalking Lindsay And Trying To Kill HerBy toddMay 17, 2011

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Less than 12 hours after Radar Online reported she was a drunk mess at a club in Hollywood this weekend, Lindsay Lohan reveals that she’s been stalked for four years by a lunatic who wants to kill her and now she wants the police to help. Oh, Lindsay. I see what you did there. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan claims she has footage and text messages proving she’s being stalked by a person who has been “threatening to kill” her … and she’s now going to the cops for help. Lilo went on Twitter today and posted a photo of the man allegedly posing the threat — saying, “This is the freemason stalker that has been threatening to kill me- while he is TRESPASSING! I’m actually scared now.” She continued, “all my fans, my supporters, please stand by me. g-d bless xxL.” We’re told LiLo believes the man has been obsessed with her for nearly 4 years … frequently dropping by her home and leaving weird gifts for the actress. We’re also told he’s been sending her “insane” text messages for the past few years. Sources tell us Lindsay does not know the identity of the alleged stalker — but she wants the cops to help keep the mystery man away ASAP.

TMZ appears to be on the payroll now, but more to the point, Lindsay claims to not know the identity of her dealerstalker, yet she knows he’s a Freemason and he’s had her number for four years. I don’t know, change your fucking number? Stop watching From Hell after you did twenty rails? Nobody is stalking you, you stupid bitch. A Freemason can’t afford that many cover charges much less the $15 well drinks.

Less than 12 hours after Radar Online reported she was a drunk mess at a club in Hollywood this weekend, Lindsay Lohan reveals that she’s been stalked for four years…

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Demi Lovato Posted This On TwitterBy toddMay 16, 2011

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Exactly two months ago, Demi Lovato walked through LAX looking like this. And one month ago, she filmed a PSA where they had to use a special lens to fit her massive head in the frame. Today, she tweeted this along with the banner picture.

“I’ve been working so hard to get healthy and fit.. I can’t believe I’m about to do this but I’m so excited.. Here’s my bikini time body!”

I’m not saying she’s back to starving herself and doing lines longer than the ones outside the Superdome after Hurricane Katrina, but she’s worked harder cleaning her room than she has to “get healthy and fit”. Also, this looks like it should be in a Hydoxycut commercial with the words “ACTUAL PICTURE” flashing in and out.

Exactly two months ago, Demi Lovato walked through LAX looking like this. And one month ago, she filmed a PSA where they had to use a special lens to fit…

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Donald Trump Won’t Run For PresidentBy toddMay 16, 2011

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With Celebrity Apprentice now tied as the #1 primetime show in the coveted 18-49 demographic, beating ABC and CBS combined, phase 2 of Donald Trump‘s plan not to run for President was commenced today. With Trump announcing he would not run for President. The New York Times reports:

“After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the presidency,” he said in a statement. “I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election,” Mr. Trumps said, adding, “Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion, and I am not ready to leave the private sector.”

Making his tax records public isn’t really in Trump’s best interest, so the only way Donald Trump would run for President is if “President” was the name of a housing project that was in the way of a developmental land deal. If you genuinely thought he was actually planning on running and hoped he would win, air is too precious of a resource for us to allow you to continue to use. Sorry. If you could go stand in that single file line over there, someone will be along shortly to give you some forms to fill out. And to tattoo the inside of your wrist. Oh, don’t worry. It’s for a raffle we’re doing.

With Celebrity Apprentice now tied as the #1 primetime show in the coveted 18-49 demographic, beating ABC and CBS combined, phase 2 of Donald Trump‘s plan not to run for…

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Cheryl Cole Is At Cannes, May Have Golden FleeceBy jessMay 14, 2011
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Cheryl Cole is in a British girl group, a judge on X-Factor, and probably an Argonaut. Because there was no reason for her to be at Cannes other than to have her picture taken and subsequently save you from turning into stone from staring at the McCords for too long.

All images via WENN.

Cheryl Cole is in a British girl group, a judge on X-Factor, and probably an Argonaut. Because there was no reason for her to be at Cannes other than to…

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Jon Cryer Is SarcasticBy jessMay 14, 2011

Admitted troll Jon Cryer released a statement responding to Ashton Kutcher‘s casting in Two And A Half Men. E! Online reports:

The Two and a Half Men star, who remained notably mum throughout the Charlie Sheen hullabaloo that took down their hit show midseason (minus a couple of pointed comedy sketches in which he admitted to being a troll and took a job with Ellen), has let it be known that he’s grateful for what came before but now he’s looking forward to what’s ahead.

And that includes working with Ashton Kutcher.

“I’m jazzed about the news this morning that Two and a Half Men is coming back!”
Cryer said in a statement to E! News, via his rep. “For all the rest of the cast and crew I’m sure they are equally excited.

“I want to express my enormous gratitude to Charlie Sheen for eight great seasons. I’m extremely proud of the work we’ve done together, and I will miss him. But I’m also looking forward to this new beginning.”

And he can’t be the only one. Rumor had it that CBS was scrambling to get the Kutcher deal in place ahead of Wednesday’s upfront presentation in New York. You know, so they’d have something promising (two whole men!) to show advertisers so that they’ll be compelled to spend money to advertise during Two and a Half Men.

“Ashton is an extraordinarily talented guy, and his presence will be an asset to our show,”
Cryer continued. “We are old friends from our male modeling days, and we’re both looking forward to being judged for our comedic artistry, as opposed to our exceptional physical beauty.”

It’s nice that Jon Cryer’s not going to spend his days pining away for an unemployed cokehead now that he’s got someone relevant only for boning Bruce Willis’ sloppy seconds on board. Seriously, why isn’t Jon Cryer’s publicist on the writing staff for this show? I laughed harder at the thought of Ashton Kutcher being “extraordinarily talented” than at anything Charlie Harper’s ever done.

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Admitted troll Jon Cryer released a statement responding to Ashton Kutcher‘s casting in Two And A Half Men. E! Online reports: The Two and a Half Men star, who remained…

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Oh, I See How It IsBy toddMay 12, 2011

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I just posted today that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli broke up, and now I find out that he’s already trying to spread Ashley Greene‘s legs apart and yell he’s the king of the world. Ashley, you dirty, dirty whore. Celebuzz reports:

Newly single Leonardo DiCaprio had a boys night out in Hollywood Wednesday. He, along with Lukas Haas and Emile Hirsch went to Beacher’s Madhouse at The Roosevelt Hotel where he met another famous face. Sources at the club confirm to Celebuzz he was introduced by friends to Twilight hottie Ashley Greene! New couple alert? Not quite yet. “They talked for a couple minutes, it was nothing too serious,” an eyewitness says of the encounter. “They were both smiling and seemed happy to meet each other though.

A boys night out with Lukas Haas and Emile Hirsch, huh? It’s safe to say I like my chances with that lineup. Then that will leave just me and Leonardo. Face to face. Straight up and down don’t even bother. I got forty niggas up in here now who kill niggas fathers.

I just posted today that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli broke up, and now I find out that he’s already trying to spread Ashley Greene‘s legs apart and yell he’s…

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Holly Peers Does NUTSBy toddDecember 08, 2010
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If you're wondering "who is Holly Peers and why is she on this site?", first accept that you're gay, and second, please know that my mom and all her hippie friends on base housing got pregnant at the same time. And while our dad's were at work, they would smoke weed and pass around each others kids to breastfeed. They did that every day until my day got stationed in North Carolina. My dad got stationed in North Carolina when I was four. These pictures of Holly Peers and I make a lot more sense now, don't we?

Wow, look at that one! And that one! How exciting!

If you're wondering "who is Holly Peers and why is she on this site?", first accept that you're gay, and second, please know that my mom and all her hippie…

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Yeah, Sooo….This HappenedBy toddDecember 08, 2010

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Here’s Christina Aguilera in some leaked pics (supposedly taken in April 2010), and ummm, yeah. That’s pretty much it. Christina Aguilera naked surrounded by shoes and I’m gonna guess a lot of heroin.

Here’s Christina Aguilera in some leaked pics (supposedly taken in April 2010), and ummm, yeah. That’s pretty much it. Christina Aguilera naked surrounded by shoes and I’m gonna guess a…

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Miley Cyrus Is Drunk Some MoreBy toddDecember 08, 2010

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I have no idea what Miley Cyrus is doing here in more of these leaked phone pics, but I’m guessing that the suggestion of anal wasn’t completely off the table that night.

I have no idea what Miley Cyrus is doing here in more of these leaked phone pics, but I’m guessing that the suggestion of anal wasn’t completely off the table…

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