If you had to guess in 2018 which unhinged narcissist would make their 4-year old child take a topless pic of them then post that topless pic on Instagram then write a caption that tells everyone that their 4-year old child took the topless pic, you’d probably yell, “KIM KARDASHIAN” before I finished this long ass run-on sentence. And you’d be right, because what the fuck is wrong with her?
There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when she got dressed for the Gray Studios Oscars 2016 Film Screenings event this weekend. The outfit is kinda classy, kinda professional, but still says “I have huge titties”. That message gets lost when she wears something like this. Good to see she can listen to reason. Did I just tell a woman what to wear and how she should present herself? I did. But what about Hillary’s emails? Or the time Bill might’ve raped somebody 20 years ago? Let’s stick to the issues that the American people care about.
Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
“She still doing it?”
Since Selena Gomez has better things to do besides be up Orlando Bloom’s ass every waking moment, Katy Perry filled in nicely by following him to amfAR’s 23rd Cinema Against AIDS Gala last night in France.
Katy Perry, 31, very quickly decided she didn’t want to break up with Orlando Bloom, 39, after he seemed to be caught kissing Selena Gomez, 23, in Las Vegas. However, the pair walked the red carpet separately at the fabulous anfAR gala on May 19, despite the fact that they showed up together at the Met Ball.
Jesus, she even wore a Quinceanera dress to trick Orlando into thinking she was Selena. These pictures don’t show us if she was wearing soccer shoes or not. She’s a month away from Instagramming J Iron Word quotes.
Somebody buy Bella Hadid some wax (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Heidi Klum is topless again (NSFW) [ The Superficial ]
Cara Delevingne is see through for W Magazine (NSFW) [ The Nip Slip ]
Not at all creepy: Christina Aguilera‘s duet with hologram Whitney Houston [ Dlisted ]
Farrah Abraham looks like a discontinued sex doll [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Sup, Mara Teigen? [ Popoholic ]
Chloe Grace Moretz said some things [ Cele|bitchy ]
Nude pics help deal with depression [ The Blemish ]
Miley Cyrus is having orgies now [ The Superficial ]
Snooki got pregnant while driving [ Dlisted ]
A moment with Allie Silva [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Leona Lewis said screw the bra (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Rita Ora wore this [ The Nip Slip ]
Katherine Heigl changed on set, has a weird ass [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Kate Hudson keeps the booty poppin [ Popoholic ]
Lady Gaga‘s bare ass in AHS [ Egotastic ]
Natasha Barnard in lingerie [ Celebslam ]
Lea Michele called her ass a “showstopper” [ The Blemish ]
Jessica Simpson is releasing her 1,542 fragrance, and here’s the commercial. I don’t know what it’s called, but if I had to guess, it’s called “Dem Titties” and it smells like milk.
If the Michael Brown toxicology report has taught us anything, it’s that marijuana makes you a wild, dangerous animal ready to charge at an armed police officer without notice or warning. It makes you impervious to pain, so the police have no choice to shoot you three times in the face from 35-feet away. So obviously, it’s only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus finishes making this bong and start terrorizing the residents of Toluca Lake with her superhuman strength. Stay tuned to Twitchy for more details on this story as it develops.
The National Guard is in Ferguson, Missouri right now, but you know where Nina Agdal is? She’s at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas wearing a bikini. I don’t know. If I was in National Guard I’d much rather be there. Seems like it would be a more laid back vibe.