Sit Down GrandmaBy toddFebruary 18, 2010

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Pamela Anderson modeled comically gay fashion designer Richie Rich’s crap again this year, and boy was it sexy. Because nothing gets me turned on like a 42-year old with Hep C and a vagina that looks like the eye of Sauron. Ooh, la la!

Pamela Anderson modeled comically gay fashion designer Richie Rich’s crap again this year, and boy was it sexy. Because nothing gets me turned on like a 42-year old with Hep…

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Lindsay Strutt Is New HereBy toddFebruary 18, 2010

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Sorry about yesterday, but apparently my intestines wanted to get some fresh air, so to make it up to you, here’s Lindsay Strutt doing what comes naturally. I don’t know if you can tell what that is yet. I would say more, but I don’t want to ruin the surprise!

Sorry about yesterday, but apparently my intestines wanted to get some fresh air, so to make it up to you, here’s Lindsay Strutt doing what comes naturally. I don’t know…

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Megan Fox Is Insecure, Hates WomenBy toddFebruary 16, 2010

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Megan Fox is on the cover of the March issue of W magazine, so that means they had to interview her. And as we know, Megan Fox + tape recorder = rambling psychosis.
Us Magazine
reports:

“There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image,” the actress, 23, tells the March issue of W magazine. “But with me, it does, immediately. As soon as I’m in underwear, I’m a Vargas girl,” adds Fox, referring to the curvy women featured in ads from the 1940s. Fox says she has “no confidence, and because of that, I’m always second-guessing myself.” She also doesn’t have a lot of famous friends (besides beau Brian Austin Green, whom she’s been dating on and off since 2004).”I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested,” she tells the magazine.

I wanna plow Megan Fox’s anus like Britney Spears in an overturned McDonald’s truck, but that’s pretty much it. I’d rather have a bear trap on my head than listen to her talk for five minutes, but luckily for me, that’s pretty much all the time I’ll need. Who are we kidding? The condom will even be giving me a look of disappointment.

Megan Fox is on the cover of the March issue of W magazine, so that means they had to interview her. And as we know, Megan Fox + tape recorder…

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Katy Perry Is A LadyBy toddFebruary 16, 2010

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I want to paint Katy Perry’s cervix as much as the next guy, but where is the romance? Where is the seduction? I prefer taking our time, getting to know each other through heartfelt communication and growing over time into mutual respect and understanding. God, what am I to you Katy?! A piece of meat?!

Attention whiners: Sorry, about the censor on the banner pic. Most of the people who read this site have jobs that may frown upon a big pair of panties on their employee’s monitor. Sorry I had to make you click once to see it. I’m a terrible person.

I want to paint Katy Perry’s cervix as much as the next guy, but where is the romance? Where is the seduction? I prefer taking our time, getting to know…

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Christina Hendricks’ Rack And LinksBy toddFebruary 15, 2010

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Singer Chyna Phillips is in rehab. If she can hoooollld on for one more day, things will go her way-ay (Sorry, had to) [Popeater]
Nina Dobrev is hot [Popoholic]
Paris Hilton shows her panties. No thanks. [TaxiDriver Movie]
Lucy Lawless nude in Spartacus [Egotastic]
Anti-terrorism honor system [College Humor]
Tailor James is….goddamn. [COED Magazine]
Heidi Montag has massive tits [Celebslam]
Peg-leg bitch Heather Mills blew through her $50M divorce settlement in 22 months [Cele|bitchy]
20 Celebrities tatted up [Cityrag]
Coco’s Twitter should just be a porn site [Heyman Hustle]

Singer Chyna Phillips is in rehab. If she can hoooollld on for one more day, things will go her way-ay (Sorry, had to) [Popeater] Nina Dobrev is hot [Popoholic] Paris…

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