Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Solved RacismBy toddAugust 31, 2015

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag, nothing could have been able to erase the century old scars of racism than a pre-planned, publicity stunt designed for maximum exposure with both participants hoping to to make the “best moments” list. Taylor Swift still won Video Of The Year with “Bad Blood”. So this was like The Blindslide except Nick didn’t get a scholarship at the end.

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag,…

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Christina Hendricks Must Read IDLYITWBy toddOctober 18, 2010

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Less than a month after telling Red magazine that she’s “proud” to make brownies curvy feel better about themselves, Christina Hendricks is reportedly going on a crash diet. Daily Mail reports:

It’s the news her legion of male admirers have dreaded – voluptuous Mad Men star Christina Hendricks is going on a diet. The 35-year-old, who has a stunning 39D-30-39 figure, has told friends she wants to lose more than two stone to conform with Hollywood’s svelte stars. Christina has got sick of all the talk of her being the curviest woman in Hollywood. For her it basically meant she was being called fat,’ says a source. ‘Now she’s gone against everything she believed in before by going on the first diet of her life. ‘Christina’s cut out carbs, and alcohol, although she’s not a big drinker. She’s eating fish oil to break down fat and pak choi and edamame nearly every meal. She hopes the first stone will fall off in the next month or so.’

Mama Dip’s Kitchen is another good thing she can read. Because if she wants to deep fry edamame then make something with chocolate on the side, she might as well learn how to do it right. Oh, don’t thank me! I’m always here to help!

Less than a month after telling Red magazine that she’s “proud” to make brownies curvy feel better about themselves, Christina Hendricks is reportedly going on a crash diet. Daily Mail…

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Taryn Manning Is Burning It UpBy toddOctober 18, 2010

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Taryn Manning was in Waikiki this weekend where she relaxed by the pool with friends and told them about her new core body workout. No wait, I meant to say hot dogs. And possibly pie.

Taryn Manning was in Waikiki this weekend where she relaxed by the pool with friends and told them about her new core body workout. No wait, I meant to say…

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Tyra Banks Is GreatBy toddOctober 18, 2010

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In 2009, Tyra Banks did a show on teen sex addicts in which a 15-year old girl appeared to talk about how much she likes sex. So imagine her mother’s surprise when she found out where she went. Then imagine Tyra Banks surprise when got hit with a $3 million lawsuit. For what you might ask? Oh, no reason. Popeater reports:

In a lawsuit filed Oct. 8 in federal court in Atlanta, Beverly McClendon claims the show contacted the teen on her cell phone after she responded to a request on the show’s website seeking “sex addicts.” The girl was then picked up from her home in Georgia in a limo and flown to New York, where she was put up in a hotel, all without her mother’s knowledge, the lawsuit says. McClendon filed a missing person report with local police when she realized her daughter was gone. The teen has never been diagnosed as a sex addict, the lawsuit says. The lawsuit also names Warner Bros. Entertainment and the executive producers of the show as defendants. McClendon says her daughter suffered damages because the 2009 show “was undoubtedly watched by sexual deviants, perverts and pedophiles.” The lawsuit seeks a jury trial and asks for $1 million in compensatory damages and $2 million in punitive damages. It also asks the court to bar the episode from ever being aired again on television or online.

Teen sex addicts? Really? What’s next, a show about leprechauns who are addicted to pots of gold? Dogs who are addicted to barking? Whatever. Tyra Banks makes every show about her, so I assume she came out in pigtails while sucking on a lollipop at some point.

In 2009, Tyra Banks did a show on teen sex addicts in which a 15-year old girl appeared to talk about how much she likes sex. So imagine her mother’s…

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This Was The Best PictureBy toddOctober 15, 2010

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I’m a Southern gentleman and I only agree with hitting women only if it’s already included in the price beforehand or if they back talk or overcook the chicken. Even after you’ve told them specifically time and time again that you don’t like overcooked chicken. Am I talking to myself? What are you, stupid? Can’t you do anything right?! Stop crying and cook it right, bitch!! Oh by the way, remember when Rihanna got her ass beat by Chris Brown because she had the audacity to ask who the girl was he was texting? And remember how you said the banner pic didn’t really match the almost unreadable police report? Well, that’s because there are more pictures from that night that are so horrific that RadarOnline wouldn’t even buy them.

The photos were taken in a Los Angeles emergency room where Rihanna was being treated after she was assaulted the night of the Grammy awards in February 2009, according to an anonymous source who would not identify themselves to RadarOnline.com. “They were taken at the hospital,” admitted the source, who has been shopping the photos to various other media outlets. While three of the stills feature Rihanna, a fourth is of Brown seated in a hospital room pictured with a small lesion on his upper lip. The battered songstress, whose real name is Robyn Fenty, is pictured with large welts above each of her eyebrows, marks on both of her cheeks and a split lip. The most graphic photo is a close-up; her left eye bloodied and bruised, with four lesions on her face and multiple cuts on her bottom lip. Rihanna, wearing a grey tank top with her short hair pushed off her face, is also photographed in a profile position, showing the right side of her face. A ruler is being held up which shows the reddish swelling to span two inches – from the bottom of her eye almost all the way down to her mouth. In another image, Rihanna is shown pulling her busted lips apart to show numerous lacerations on the inside of her mouth. A worker, wearing a latex glove, is holding up a ruler to her lips. There appears to be at least five major cuts on the inside of her lips. In the one image not seen by RadarOnline.com, Rihanna is captured with a “bite bruised mark on her arm“, according to the source.

As much as I don’t understand why a man would stick his penis in another man’s anus, I almost understand that better than why a man would hit a woman. Would that make her shut the fuck up? Yeah. But getting a job or finally learning how to eat pussy will pretty much do the same thing.

I’m a Southern gentleman and I only agree with hitting women only if it’s already included in the price beforehand or if they back talk or overcook the chicken. Even…

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Sarah Jessica Parker Isn’t HelpingBy toddOctober 15, 2010

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Sarah Jessica Parker attended the Empire State Pride Agenda event in NYC last night, and apparently she wasn’t there to haunt it, but “Winning Equality and Justice for
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender New Yorkers and Our Families” as their website says. They also want states to pass the Dignity for All Students Act to outlaw bullying. That’s cool. Legislating self-esteem seems like the way to go. So when a gay person joins the army, hopefully this law will make their drill sergeant sit everyone in a friendship circle and talk about feelings instead of all that yelling and bullying. Because nobody should be forced to grow stronger in character through the ridicule of others. They should have a zero tolerance policy on this epidemic. And when our prisons are overcrowded with 3rd graders and guys in dunk booths only then will people open their eyes to this travesty!

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the Empire State Pride Agenda event in NYC last night, and apparently she wasn’t there to haunt it, but “Winning Equality and Justice for Lesbian, Gay,…

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It Looks Fantastic In EverythingBy toddOctober 13, 2010

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Proving there is nothing that can contain the hotness of her damn near perfect ass, my baby mama Sophie Turner was at Mint last night showing onlookers what the word “curvy” actually means. We haven’t spoken since our sexual tension filled interview, but she needs to understand that my heart is like a wild mustang that can’t be tamed. And even though her spray tan is a little uneven, she should know there is no unevenness in the strings that play the symphony in my soul whenever I see her ass. You can tell in these pictures that she’s about to call me, but somebody apparently interrupted her. “Hey, Sophie. I walked by your table and saw you left your to go box inside sooo…., ” Christina Hendricks was quoted as saying.

Proving there is nothing that can contain the hotness of her damn near perfect ass, my baby mama Sophie Turner was at Mint last night showing onlookers what the word…

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Lindsay Is Trying To End Her Probation EarlyBy toddOctober 13, 2010

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Because Andrea Yates would have her own talk show right now if she was tried by the California justice system, Lindsay Lohan‘s “team” is trying to get Judge Fox to reduce or terminate Lindsay’s probation. Why you may ask? Please try to wrap your mind around this reasoning. I dare you. RadarOnline reports:

The longer Lindsay stays on probation, the increased chances that she will get in trouble because of problems staying compliant with the terms of her probation. The only person that can modify terms of Lindsay’s probation, or terminate it early, is Judge Elden Fox,” a source with knowledge of the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively...The source stressed that Lohan is ready to do “anything that Judge Fox feels is necessary. It’s his call, but there is a strong push being made for Lindsay’s probation to terminate early.” Most of Lohan’s legal woes have arisen because of issues with complying to the terms of her probation. “It’s important to remember that Lindsay is on probation for misdemeanor charges relating to her two DUI’s back in 2007,” the insider added.

Really? No, really. Are you fucking kidding me? So since Lindsay can’t be trusted not to suck up an 8-ball like a freckled Dyson as soon as she steps foot out of rehab and violate her probation, let’s just go ahead and end her probation. Yeah, that makes sense. I’m sure Judge Fox will go for it. Just like I can’t wait to read Les Miles’ new book on clock management. With his with tested and proven time-saving methods, I’ll be stress free in no time!

Because Andrea Yates would have her own talk show right now if she was tried by the California justice system, Lindsay Lohan‘s “team” is trying to get Judge Fox to…

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Katy Perry In Cosmo, LinksBy toddOctober 12, 2010

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Marilyn Manson is stalking Danny McBride [The Superficial]
“Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn’t call her beautiful. She’s no Ava Gardner or Lana Turner.”Joan Collins [Celebuzz]
Katy Perry is stacked in Cosmo [Popoholic]
Halle Berry upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie]
David Arquette‘s new piece in a bikini [Celebslam]
I’d send her a pic of my sack, too [Egotastic]
The 60 best racks of all time [COED Magazine]
Taylor Swift wants some werewolf dick again [The Blemish]
Rihanna needs to stop with the cocaine [Cele|bitchy]
Billy Ray Cyrus is the worst parent in the world [Allie Is Wired]
Coco is bouncy, finds a rotting shark [Cityrag]
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Marilyn Manson is stalking Danny McBride [The Superficial] “Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn’t call her beautiful. She’s no Ava Gardner or Lana Turner.” – Joan Collins [Celebuzz] Katy…

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Footage Of Eric Stoltz As Marty McFlyBy toddOctober 12, 2010


Back To The Future is a 80’s classic and launched the career of Michael J. Fox. But actor Eric Stoltz was originally cast as Marty McFly and was replaced five weeks into shooting. So to make make Eric Stoltz relive this machete made of rejection and depression to the neck, never-before-seen footage of Stoltz as McFly is included in the upcoming 25th anniversary DVD. You can see it here for free. Much like my sex tape which is available for download at jennycusterslastperiod.com.

Back To The Future is a 80’s classic and launched the career of Michael J. Fox. But actor Eric Stoltz was originally cast as Marty McFly and was replaced five…
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