Gwen Stefani Is PregnantBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports:

In Touch can exclusively reveal that Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting baby No. 3! An insider close to the 43-year-old reveals to In Touch “She and Gavin couldn’t be happier” about the exciting news.

Gwen Stefani is 43 but still looks the exact same way she did in 1993, so I don't foresee any issues with her pregnancy. Unless she's a vampire. Is she a vampire. She's a vampire, isn't she? Shit, man. That means all her kids are half vampires. Half vampires with British accents and access to millions of dollars. Fuck. Book my passage on the next steamer ship! She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is "vampyr", "nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living!*

 

*(This concludes IDLYITW's dramatic reading of Dracula)

 

The pictures in the gallery were taken this year. This video was shot in 1995. You were saying?

 

 

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports: In Touch can exclusively reveal that…

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George Clooney Pulled Out At The Right TimeBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

 

If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

  If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

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Julianne Hough Is A Waste Of A Digital CameraBy toddJuly 19, 2013

* FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE *

 

ATTENTION ALL PAPARAZZI IN WEST HOLLYWOOD AND SURROUNDING AREAS:

 

 

If you're going to take pictures of Julianne Hough in yoga pants, be sure to walk behind her, not in front of her. Seriously. Behind her. Trust me on this.

 

Regards,

Todd

* FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE *   ATTENTION ALL PAPARAZZI IN WEST HOLLYWOOD AND SURROUNDING AREAS:     If you're going to take pictures of Julianne Hough in yoga pants, be…

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Sorry I Forgot About You, Katherine WebbBy toddJuly 19, 2013

While her boyfriend AJ McCarron is trying to start a flame war with Johnny Manziel, because the NCAA can't keep Maziel poor like they do other athletes, Katherine Webb attended the ESPYS the other night and I completely forgot to post the pics. My apologies. But now that I have, if for some reason you have a penis and are attracted to women and wouldn't impregnate Katherine Webb just to say you did, go ahead and cut it off and give it up for adoption to a loving person who desperately wants one. Like Madonna or Drake.

While her boyfriend AJ McCarron is trying to start a flame war with Johnny Manziel, because the NCAA can't keep Maziel poor like they do other athletes, Katherine Webb attended…

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