Kirsten Dunst and Meth Damon are having a baby. This is celebrity news that is happening today. I hope it finds you well.
With two close pals expecting, Kirsten Dunst was “in baby mode,” the then-32-year-old confessed to UK’s Red magazine in 2014, adding, “I think 33 is a good age to have your first baby.” Her mid-thirties aren’t bad either. A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that the 35-year-old actress and fiancé Jesse Plemons are expecting their first child.
Shout out to the writer of this article who had to research the stuff in that first sentence for what they thought was a solid opening. Or they already knew it because they know a lot of Kirsten Dunst trivia. So yeah, Kirsten Dunst is having a baby. Cool cool.
It’s 2017 and nothing should shock you anymore except maybe Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungleis apparently a good movie. Karen Gillan is in that movie. This is her at the premiere in Hollywood. In spite of being a redhead and so white she’s see through, Karen Gillan is pretty hot. She’s also like 8 feet tall I feel. I thought she was hot before you when I used to watch Dr. Who, so that makes me cooler than you or however that works when people say things like that.
The only thing I really know about Barbara Palvin is that she may have banged Justin Bieber at some point. Having just admitted that, I don’t think I should continue this post.Please respect my privacy at this time.
Here’s Barbara Palvin as Day 12 of your 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar accompanied with pictures of Palvin at an event.
The Eater is a site I just heard about, because they broke a story about how Mario Batali is (allegedly) an unhinged sexual pervert who sexually assaulted four women that we know about. Here’s his apology”
“I apologize to the people I have mistreated and hurt. Although the identities of most of the individuals mentioned in these stories have not been revealed to me, much of the behavior described does, in fact, match up with ways I have acted. That behavior was wrong and there are no excuses. I take full responsibility and am deeply sorry for any pain, humiliation or discomfort I have caused to my peers, employees, customers, friends and family. I have work to do to try to regain the trust of those I have hurt and disappointed. For this reason, I am going to step away from day-to-day operations of my businesses. We built these restaurants so that our guests could have fun and indulge, but I took that too far in my own behavior. I won’t make that mistake again. I want any place I am associated with to feel comfortable and safe for the people who work or dine there. I know my actions have disappointed many people. The successes I have enjoyed are owned by everyone on my team. The failures are mine alone. To the people who have been at my side during this time — my family, my partners, my employees, my friends, my fans — I am grateful for your support and hopeful that I can regain your respect and trust. I will spend the next period of time trying to do that.”
Wow. An apology that comes across as an apology and an apology that says “yeah, I did it.” That’s refreshing. Four women over the course of 20 years sounds quaint and borderline heroic based on what we’ve learned about sexual assault in 2017, but Batali has to go regardless, obviously. I never watched his show, because I tried once and he was sweating the whole time and that’s not something that makes me want to eat Italian food. Indian food, maybe.
The Eater is a site I just heard about, because they broke a story about how Mario Batali is (allegedly) an unhinged sexual pervert who sexually assaulted four women…
Dove Cameron has nothing to do with Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and that’s fine. I wonder who invited her. That doesn’t really matter, because she’s wearing this dress and sticking her ass out even though she looks like a baby doll that’s supposed to be a sex doll and that’s a little weird. Very confusing. Roy Moore was dig it until he finds out she’s 21. “She can legally drink? Ewww,” he might say.
It snowed in Atlanta on Friday. And when I say “it snowed”, I mean it pretty much snowed all day Friday and all night. We aren’t prepared for that in the South. I say that because John Boyega was trapped here on Friday, but he eventually made it to the premiere of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Here’s pictures from that premiere. The Last Jedi early reviewsare calling this the best Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back, but they also said that about The Force Awakens (it wasn’t) and Rogue One (it really wasn’t), and they only people the studio invites to these early screenings are Star Wars dorks and people paid to say it was great, so when you watch the movie you can judge for yourself. It might be the greatest Star Wars movie ever, but we really won’t know until Disney makes the 6,378 other Star wars movies they have planned or until people realize the Star Wars franchise is just a cash cow for a consolidated monopoly. Either or.
James Corden attended the amFAR Gala Los Angeles on Saturday and he had some Harvey Weinstein jokes. They didn’t go over well (via Page Six).
“Here in LA, it’s so beautiful, Harvey Weinstein has already asked tonight up to his hotel, to give him a massage. I don’t know whether that groan was that you liked that joke, or you don’t like that joke. If you don’t like that joke you should probably leave now,” he said with a grin. “It has been weird this week, though, hasn’t it — watching Harvey Weinstein in hot water. Ask any of the women who watched him take a bath — it’s weird watching Harvey Weinstein in hot water. Harvey Weinstein wanted to come tonight, but he’ll settle for whatever potted plant is closest,” he added.
Sometimes a joke can be “too soon”. Especially when it’s told to a room full of people who have known what you’re talking about and allowed what you’re talking about to happen for 20+ years but now have to act like your joke is in bad taste. Rose McGowan weighed in.
Think about that. Courtney Love wasn’t even one of his victims, but heard it so fucking much she told a reporter. Let that sink in. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say any actor, director or politician who took money from Weinstein and now say they are “shocked” and “disgusted” are full of shit. It’s just ironic to me that Hollywood props themselves up as an almost religious-like last bastion of progressive ideas and principles then everybody clutches their pearls when everybody finds out all the priests are rampantly sexual assaulting half the congregation. Y’all motherfuckers knew. Let’s not pretend you didn’t. Where’s the pussy hats marching in the street? Where’s Hillary telling these women they’re in an industry that leaves them voiceless and doesn’t represent their interests? Go fuck yourselves.
Harvey Weinstein and friends. Man, Jennifer Lawrence couldn’t stay out of a picture with Harvey, huh?
Since Harvey Weinstein is gone, there’s no more sexual predators in Hollywood so everyone is safe now. Hayley Atwell must have known this since she wore this dress to the BFI London Film Festival this weekend. I bet nobody said anything creepy or inappropriate to her or stared at her rack while speaking to her. It’s a new day in Hollywood, everyone!
To save time, it might be better at this point to interview women who don’t have a Harvey Weinstein story about him being fucking weird and inappropriate and ritualistically psychopathic, but Cara Delevingne has one and wooo boy.
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If your first question after reading this is “why didn’t she tell this story sooner?”, kill yourself. Just end it. I know it’s not cool to suggest someone commit suicide or what not, but it’s truly for the best.
Dove Cameron was in Tokyo last night to promote Descendants 2. Not sure if there was a Descendants 1 or this is just the name of the movie. The takeaway here is that Dove Cameron is 21 and really damn cute, but still manages to look like a real housewife of Cobb County. I’m ready for her Harvey Weinstein story if she has one.