Anthony Weiner Checked Into A Psychological Treatment CenterBy toddJune 13, 2011

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Because there’s huge pressure on Weiner, the disgraced(?) Representative from New York has decided to enter a psychological treatment center. Because if you’re a man and you try to bang all the tail you can then obviously you have a mental disorder. New York Times reports:

Defying forceful demands for his resignation, Representative Anthony D. Weiner of New York said on Saturday that he was entering a psychological treatment center and seeking a leave of absence from the House to deal with a pattern of reckless online behavior with women. Pressure on Mr. Weiner to leave the House, and spare the Democratic Party from an increasingly embarrassing scandal, had been building all week, but intensified on Friday, after it was revealed that Mr. Weiner had traded private messages with a 17-year-old girl in Delaware.

And since she’s upset that nobody would ever show them their dick, Nancy Pelosi has inserted Weiner into her typical sanctimonious ramblings:

The House Democratic leader, Representative Nancy Pelosi of California, spoke to Mr. Weiner on the phone Saturday morning and, notably, released her statement calling for his resignation after he told her of his plan to get treatment and to take the leave. Ms. Pelosi had hoped that the congressman would reach the decision on his own to go. In addition to her concerns about the political distraction Mr. Weiner had become, Ms. Pelosi concluded that his behavior required medical intervention. “When you are this self-destructive, there is obviously something deeper going on with you,” said a Pelosi adviser who spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of being seen as betraying her confidence.

Instead of calculated damage control that is more about appeasing his constituents and peers and portraying a semblance of remorse, can’t he just come out and say, “Look, I’m tired of fucking my wife so I get on Twitter and send chicks pics of my cock so hopefully one of them will want to suck it because if I have to keep fucking this bitch for my whole life I might blow my brains out. Any questions?” Is he frightfully stupid? Oh, hell yes. Does he have some deep seated emotional issues? Probably not. Does he like to jack off in the shower when a Jewish girl says she gives good head? Uh, yes apparently.

Because there’s huge pressure on Weiner, the disgraced(?) Representative from New York has decided to enter a psychological treatment center. Because if you’re a man and you try to bang…

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Selena Gomez Looks GuiltyBy toddJune 13, 2011

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Here’s Selena Gomez (who has obviously just been crying) in Burbank yesterday, and is it me, or is this the look of a person who spent 24 hours in the hospital for “nausea and a severe headache”? That seems like a long time to be in the hospital just so a doctor can give you some Tylenol and emetrol then tell you to be the fuck on your way. I just wish she would have made the right decision. Lily Allen would have paid good money for that baby. Good money.

Note: She was taken BACK to the hospital again yesterday for what TMZ says is blood pressure issues. “Don’t you mean, pre-eclampsia?” her doctor said in reply.

Here’s Selena Gomez (who has obviously just been crying) in Burbank yesterday, and is it me, or is this the look of a person who spent 24 hours in the…

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Taylor Momsen Has Nipple TapeBy toddJune 13, 2011

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Taylor Momsen performed at the Heineken Festival in Italy this weekend where she put on a leather jacket and no bra then put tape on her nipples. Or she put tape on her nipples first. I’m not sure. Because when you’re so edgy and original you play by your own rules. Or the rules in the attention whore’s guide PDF you downloaded while practicing poses in front of a mirror and listening to your tutor walk you through your algebra homework.

Taylor Momsen performed at the Heineken Festival in Italy this weekend where she put on a leather jacket and no bra then put tape on her nipples. Or she put…

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You Knew This Was ComingBy jessJune 12, 2011

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Lily Allen got married yesterday and announced that she’s pregnant again (for now). Radar Online says:

At the conclusion of her wedding to Sam Cooper Saturday, the groom shared a happy secret with their 300 guests. Lily Allen is pregnant! As RadarOnline.com reported, the superstar Brit singer and her house designer boyfriend of two years married today in the English countryside. The couple suffered a devastating miscarriage last year, with Lily almost dying from a deadly infection. Allen is already four months along with her current pregnancy and feeling fantastic, Cooper told their friends and family. Becoming a “mum” has long been her “ultimate goal,” the ‘Smile’ singer has frequently said.

Lily Allen’s uterus is already 0 for 2, so she should probably wait until her baby is at least three years old before announcing that she was ever even pregnant or take to knocking on wood. But we’re optimists here. On the bright side, at least this one won’t be stillborn out of wedlock.

Lily Allen got married yesterday and announced that she’s pregnant again (for now). Radar Online says: At the conclusion of her wedding to Sam Cooper Saturday, the groom shared a…

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Tila Tequila Has An Eating DisorderBy jessJune 11, 2011

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Too bad they’re not contagious, right Christina and Christina? Radar Online reports:

Amid a slew of Hollywood starlets grasping to maintain an underweight figure because of the pressures of the industry, Tila says her eating disorder isn’t an effort to stay skinny and she actually wants to gain weight. “I too, have a eating disorder. But not because I want to be skinny, but because I want to gain weight and can’t,” Tila told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “When I’m happy and healthy and stress free, I eat better and maintain a healthy weight and my body stays in great shape and my face is fuller and plump. It looks good on me. However, lately, I have lost a lot of weight and am now down to only 87 pounds.” On Tila’s 4’11” frame, that puts her slightly below a healthy weight. “I try not to wear dresses that show too much because you can see my rib cage showing. It’s disgusting!” Tila said. “I’ve battled with this eating disorder my whole life… I put pressure on myself to constantly eat, but once I put pressure on myself, that’s when eating is no longer a ‘natural’ thing to do for me and ironically becomes the opposite. I then lose my appetite and lose my weight.” Tila, 29, tells RadarOnline.com that because of her busy schedule she’s doing the best she can to pack on the pounds using weight-gaining drinks. “[My body] makes me feel un-sexy and self-conscious about myself and that is also the pressure to look good in Hollywood,” Tila said. “I want to gain weight but it’s so hard for me.

Whatever. She’s lucky it’s a slow news day, because the only ways left for Tila Tequila to be relevant are to be a search item on Casey Anthony’s laptop or to finally become as pretty as Karen Carpenter.

Too bad they’re not contagious, right Christina and Christina? Radar Online reports: Amid a slew of Hollywood starlets grasping to maintain an underweight figure because of the pressures of the…

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Tracy Morgan Is Really, Really SorryBy jessJune 11, 2011

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Hey, remember that rant Tracy Morgan had that pissed off all those gays? He didn’t mean it. TMZ reports:

Tracy Morgan just issued an apology for the homophobic “jokes” he told during a performance in Nashville last Friday — saying he “went too far” and his act was “not funny in any context.” In the statement, which Morgan sent to several gay rights groups, the comic says, “I want to apologize to my fans and the gay & lesbian community for my choice of words at my recent stand-up act in Nashville.” He adds, “I’m not a hateful person and don’t condone any kind of violence against others.” “While I am an equal opportunity jokester, and my friends know what is in my heart, even in a comedy club this clearly went too far and was not funny in any context.As TMZ previously reported, Morgan ignited a firestorm for the homophobic content in his act — in which he said he would stab his son if he acted gay.

Of course it wasn’t funny in any context. It’s Tracy Morgan. The most offensive part of his rant was the fact that anyone paid through the nose to see that shit. That said, I do believe that he didn’t mean it. He’s black, and black guys are pretty familiar with prison. Of course he’s not actually going to stab his gay son, because he knows damn well that he’d just become another dude’s gay son later.

Hey, remember that rant Tracy Morgan had that pissed off all those gays? He didn’t mean it. TMZ reports: Tracy Morgan just issued an apology for the homophobic “jokes” he…

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Christina Hendricks Doesn’t Think She’s A Sex SymbolBy toddJune 10, 2011

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Self-aware. That’s sexy. New York Daily News reports:

“Men don’t really approach me much … ” she said on “The View” Wednesday, revealing that it is actually the ladies who tend to come on strong. “Women do come up and they sort of – they’re flirtatious with me,” she said. “It’s funny.” When the co-hosts commended Hendricks, 36, for her “sultry” strut often seen on the AMC show, the actress admitted she’s not consciously trying to be seductive. “I think I was just trying to get across the room in a tight dress,” she said. Sherri Shepherd also called Hendricks inspiring for being shapely, unlike many of the “little thin things” the talk show usually features. “It sounds silly to me,” she said when asked what she thinks about being labeled a sexy symbol. “It’s incredibly flattering,” the TV star added before attributing her image to “Mad Men” and “how stylish it is.” Joy Behar wondered whether Hendricks had received any offers to appear in Playboy. “They haven’t asked me,” she answered, “or if they asked me, no one told me about it.”

Men don’t approach her? Well, clutch my pearls. I thought she was suppoed to be a sex symbol and the prototype of what every man desires in the female form. Turns out it’s just lesbians. Because normally when you mix jagged yellow teeth, corpse skin, a lazy eye, jacked up feet, and 250 pounds together, you won’t need to consult a physician to get your erection down.

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LeBron James And Dwayne Wade Mock Dirk NowitzkiBy toddJune 10, 2011


During Game 4 of the 2011 NBA Finals, Dallas Maverick’s forward Dirk Nowitzki played through a 101 fever and a raging sinus infection to drop 21 points (10 in the fourth quarter) to tie the series 2-2. LeBron James had 8 points. So of course it would be a good idea for Lebron James and Dwayne Wade to make fun of Dirk before Game 5. You know, until Game 5 happened. When Chris Bosh had to guard him. Be sure to watch 2:21- 3:00 of the video below. Chris Bosh should have asked somebody in the stands if they had a sword so he could fall on it.

During Game 4 of the 2011 NBA Finals, Dallas Maverick’s forward Dirk Nowitzki played through a 101 fever and a raging sinus infection to drop 21 points (10 in the…

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