‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two TrailersBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two Trailers

 

After the original directors were fired and Ron Howard reshot like 90% of the movie, two trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story have dropped. They added “A Star Wars Story,” in case you didn’t know a trailer with Chewbacca and the Millennium Falcon in it was about Star Wars. It’s great! Because it has things you recognize! This will be a great movie and not a money grab from a corporate conglomerate at all. The trailer also has Donald Glover as a young Lando Calrissian. He was the black guy in the old Star Wars movies if you don’t count Darth Vader.

 

 

  After the original directors were fired and Ron Howard reshot like 90% of the movie, two trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story have dropped. They added “A Star…
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The Patriots Lost A Super BowlBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
The Patriots Lost A Super Bowl

 

The Philadelphia Eagles just beat the New England Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl LII. Even the Roman numeral has a L in it. Again, the Eagles won, so let me know where to text my Red Cross donation to the city of Philadelphia tomorrow.

  The Philadelphia Eagles just beat the New England Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl LII. Even the Roman numeral has a L in it. Again, the Eagles won, so let…

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“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A TrailerBy toddJanuary 30, 2018
“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A Trailer

 

I haven’t seen the first Ant-Man because why would I, but the sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, has a trailer that came out today and this is it. Kate plays the Wasp. Haven’t seen her in a while. I guess this is a good thing. Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas are also in it. I don’t know more much about this movie, I’m sorry.

 

  I haven’t seen the first Ant-Man because why would I, but the sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, has a trailer that came out today and this is it. Kate…

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Kirsten Dunst Is PregnantBy toddDecember 13, 2017
Kirsten Dunst Is Pregnant

 

Kirsten Dunst and Meth Damon are having a baby. This is celebrity news that is happening today. I hope it finds you well.

With two close pals expecting, Kirsten Dunst was “in baby mode,” the then-32-year-old confessed to UK’s Red magazine in 2014, adding, “I think 33 is a good age to have your first baby.” Her mid-thirties aren’t bad either. A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that the 35-year-old actress and fiancé Jesse Plemons are expecting their first child.

Shout out to the writer of this article who had to research the stuff in that first sentence for what they thought was a solid opening. Or they already knew it because they know a lot of Kirsten Dunst trivia. So yeah, Kirsten Dunst is having a baby. Cool cool.

 

  Kirsten Dunst and Meth Damon are having a baby. This is celebrity news that is happening today. I hope it finds you well. With two close pals expecting, Kirsten Dunst was…

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Karen Gillan Did The ‘Jumanji’ PremiereBy toddDecember 13, 2017
Karen Gillan Did The ‘Jumanji’ Premiere

 

It’s 2017 and nothing should shock you anymore except maybe Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle is apparently a good movie. Karen Gillan is in that movie. This is her at the premiere in Hollywood. In spite of being a redhead and so white she’s see through, Karen Gillan is pretty hot. She’s also like 8 feet tall I feel. I thought she was hot before you when I used to watch Dr. Who, so that makes me cooler than you or however that works when people say things like that.

 

  It’s 2017 and nothing should shock you anymore except maybe Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle is apparently a good movie. Karen Gillan is in that movie. This is her…
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Barbara Palvin Is Today’s 2017 LOVE Advent CalendarBy toddDecember 12, 2017
Barbara Palvin Is Today’s 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

The only thing I really know about Barbara Palvin is that she may have banged Justin Bieber at some point. Having just admitted that, I don’t think I should continue this post.Please respect my privacy at this time.

 

Here’s Barbara Palvin as Day 12 of your 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar accompanied with pictures of Palvin at an event.

 

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Mario Batali Allegedly Sexually Assaulted Four WomenBy toddDecember 12, 2017
Mario Batali Allegedly Sexually Assaulted Four Women

 

The Eater is a site I just heard about, because they broke a story about how Mario Batali is (allegedly) an unhinged sexual pervert who sexually assaulted four women that we know about. Here’s his apology”

“I apologize to the people I have mistreated and hurt. Although the identities of most of the individuals mentioned in these stories have not been revealed to me, much of the behavior described does, in fact, match up with ways I have acted. That behavior was wrong and there are no excuses. I take full responsibility and am deeply sorry for any pain, humiliation or discomfort I have caused to my peers, employees, customers, friends and family. I have work to do to try to regain the trust of those I have hurt and disappointed. For this reason, I am going to step away from day-to-day operations of my businesses. We built these restaurants so that our guests could have fun and indulge, but I took that too far in my own behavior. I won’t make that mistake again. I want any place I am associated with to feel comfortable and safe for the people who work or dine there. I know my actions have disappointed many people. The successes I have enjoyed are owned by everyone on my team. The failures are mine alone. To the people who have been at my side during this time — my family, my partners, my employees, my friends, my fans — I am grateful for your support and hopeful that I can regain your respect and trust. I will spend the next period of time trying to do that.”

Wow. An apology that comes across as an apology and an apology that says “yeah, I did it.” That’s refreshing. Four women over the course of 20 years sounds quaint and borderline heroic based on what we’ve learned about sexual assault in 2017, but Batali has to go regardless, obviously. I never watched his show, because I tried once and he was sweating the whole time and that’s not something that makes me want to eat Italian food. Indian food, maybe.

  The Eater is a site I just heard about, because they broke a story about how Mario Batali is (allegedly) an unhinged sexual pervert who sexually assaulted four women…
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Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ PremiereBy toddDecember 11, 2017
Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Premiere

 

Dove Cameron has nothing to do with Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and that’s fine. I wonder who invited her. That doesn’t really matter, because she’s wearing this dress and sticking her ass out even though she looks like a baby doll that’s supposed to be a sex doll and that’s a little weird. Very confusing. Roy Moore was dig it until he finds out she’s 21. “She can legally drink? Ewww,” he might say.

 

  Dove Cameron has nothing to do with Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and that’s fine. I wonder who invited her. That doesn’t really matter, because she’s wearing this dress…

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Had A World Premiere Saturday NightBy toddDecember 11, 2017
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Had A World Premiere Saturday Night

 

It snowed in Atlanta on Friday. And when I say “it snowed”, I mean it pretty much snowed all day Friday and all night. We aren’t prepared for that in the South. I say that because John Boyega was trapped here on Friday, but he eventually made it to the premiere of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Here’s pictures from that premiere. The Last Jedi early reviews are calling this the best Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back, but they also said that about The Force Awakens (it wasn’t) and Rogue One (it really wasn’t), and they only people the studio invites to these early screenings are Star Wars dorks and people paid to say it was great, so when you watch the movie you can judge for yourself. It might be the greatest Star Wars movie ever, but we really won’t know until Disney makes the 6,378 other Star wars movies they have planned or until people realize the Star Wars franchise is just a cash cow for a consolidated monopoly. Either or.

 

  It snowed in Atlanta on Friday. And when I say “it snowed”, I mean it pretty much snowed all day Friday and all night. We aren’t prepared for that…

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Iggy Azalea Is Still TryingBy toddNovember 21, 2017
Iggy Azalea Is Still Trying

 

It remains unclear how we as a society allowed Iggy Azalaea to happen, but we did, so now we have to tolerate it and wait for her but implants to get infected so she’ll go away. Not sure if did this because it’s Thanksgiving is coming up or not, but she slipped her lumpy pot of mashed potatoes in a thong and twerked for Instagram. You can tell the snack  she’s trying to serve here is unseasoned. You can probably find better at Boston Market.

 

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  It remains unclear how we as a society allowed Iggy Azalaea to happen, but we did, so now we have to tolerate it and wait for her but implants…

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