Kaley Cuoco Seems FunBy toddJanuary 14, 2014
Kaley Cuoco Seems Fun

 

Kaley Cuoco is the most unattractive hot chick in Hollywood, and she just fulfilled her lifelong dream of marrying the first dude who asked, but all that gets wiped away because she posted this pic Sunday night on Twitter. Turns out that drunk white girls posting their boobs is the kinda thing we post here.

  Kaley Cuoco is the most unattractive hot chick in Hollywood, and she just fulfilled her lifelong dream of marrying the first dude who asked, but all that gets wiped…

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Here’s All The Chicks You Want To See From The Golden Globes. Trust MeBy toddJanuary 13, 2014

My apologies for giving you Lena Dunham and Jacqueline Bisset first thing this morning, so to make up for the that, here's all the chicks that don't look like something you'd stab then run away screaming if you saw them on the street. Also, the keyword for this post is "boobs". Everyone likes boobs!

My apologies for giving you Lena Dunham and Jacqueline Bisset first thing this morning, so to make up for the that, here's all the chicks that don't look like something…

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Kendall Jenner Is In On The Buttstagram Conspiracy NowBy toddJanuary 13, 2014
Kendall Jenner Is In On The Buttstagram Conspiracy Now

 

Kendall Jenner posted this on Instagram with the caption "barging in on Kim's booty selfie", and while Woody Allen is too busy being distracted by Kendall's 18-year old, hypersexualized ass sticking in the air, I'm more concerned about who this "Kim" she's talking about. Because if she's talking about her sister, either Kim's ass was amputated recently or is being used my Eskimos. A more likely scenario is, of course, Photoshop. Because we all know how Kim Kardashian likes to take pictures where you can't see or face and kinda can make out her ass. But if you disagree, you're obviously just a hater who hates women's bodies. Take it away, Kim.

Preach! LOL thank you! It sucks when people make up surgery or photoshop lies when I am so disciplined & work so hard! Just trying to motivate others & show anyone struggling with weight they can totally achieve whatever they want if they are dedicated! RT @drea62821: @KimKardashian Stop #hating people! Why is it so hard to believe she works out hard for her body? Let her be skinny in peace!You look great!

Yes. That's it. Hard work. Because if Kim Kardashian is known for anything, it's her tireless work ethic and selfless example to women with body issues. I would punch the computer screen right now but I just got a manicure.

 

  Kendall Jenner posted this on Instagram with the caption "barging in on Kim's booty selfie", and while Woody Allen is too busy being distracted by Kendall's 18-year old, hypersexualized…

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Kate Beckinsale Looks…Ummm…DifferentBy toddJanuary 13, 2014

 

Hey, remember when Kate Beckinsale used to be one of the hottest chicks on Earth and would talk about banging and wearing lingerie around the house all the time? Good times, good times. Now instead of doing all that, she must must have found a really good groupon on Botox because she looks like this now. Specifically, like something you could order from Japan that would come to your door in discreet packaging..

  Hey, remember when Kate Beckinsale used to be one of the hottest chicks on Earth and would talk about banging and wearing lingerie around the house all the time?…

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Usher Is ApologeticBy jessMarch 05, 2011
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Usher joined Beyonce and Nelly Furtado in their shame at performing for Moammar Gadhafi. E! Online reports:

Usher is the latest star to express regret for ever taking money from coffers connected to the Libyan dictator, who has been engaging his supporters in a bloody battle against rebel forces who are trying to expel him from power.

The R&B star joins Nelly Furtado and Beyoncé in the never-again pool of artists who say they unknowingly performed for six-figure fees at private events involving Gadhafi’s family and are now passing their paychecks along to good causes.

Actually, Beyoncé’s rep confirmed that the pop-R&B superstar donated her $1 million to earthquake relief efforts in Haiti last year, immediately after learning of the Gadhafi connection.

“I am sincerely troubled to learn about the circumstances surrounding the Nikki Beach St. Bart’s event that took place on New Year’s Eve 2009, ” Usher said in a statement issued Friday. “I will be donating all of my personal proceeds from that event to various human rights organizations.”

According to his rep, Usher has already donated to Amnesty International and will continue to give to other human rights charities throughout the year.

Furtado admitted last week to taking $1 million for a private performance in 2007 and vowed to donate the same amount to charity.

If Usher really wants to repent, he needs to send Justin Bieber to perform in Libya. Ideally, Bieber would get caught in the crossfire. If not, we can still bet that Gadhafi will either surrender, kill himself, or die laughing the first time this kid says “shawty.”

Usher joined Beyonce and Nelly Furtado in their shame at performing for Moammar Gadhafi. E! Online reports: Usher is the latest star to express regret for ever taking money from…

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Mike Huckabee Hates Natalie PortmanBy jessMarch 05, 2011
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Despite Natalie Portman having a fiancee and being more than rich enough to support a baby, Mike Huckabee attacked her for glorifying single moms. Uh, okay. From E! Online:

“I was asked about Oscar winner Natalie Portman’s out-of-wedlock pregnancy,” he explained on his blog, Huck PAC. “Natalie is an extraordinary actor, very deserving of her recent Oscar and I am glad she will marry her baby’s father. However, contrary to what the Hollywood media reported, I did not ‘slam’ or ‘attack’ Natalie Portman, nor did I criticize the hardworking single mothers in our country.”

At least, not unless you count this as a criticism: “Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have healthcare,” which is what Huckabee said during a radio interview earlier this week that hit the mainstream media last night.

Huckabee clearly does not consider his comment as a slight, because he repeated himself, almost verbatim, in his clarification.

“My comments were about the statistical reality that most single moms are very poor, under-educated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death,” he wrote. “That’s the story that we’re not seeing, and it’s unfortunate that society often glorifies and glamorizes the idea of having children out of wedlock.”

Some male ballet dancer finds a cash cow and Mike Huckabee gets pissed? There are plenty of better reasons to dislike Natalie Portman. For example, the hypocrisy of her comparing eating meat to rape, then defending a guy who drugged and sodomized a teenager. Or that she produced and starred in a movie with Ashton Kutcher.

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Despite Natalie Portman having a fiancee and being more than rich enough to support a baby, Mike Huckabee attacked her for glorifying single moms. Uh, okay. From E! Online: “I…

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Lindsay Will Accept Plea Bargain, Will Do 18 Days In JailBy toddMarch 04, 2011

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Gonna go burn LA to the ground. brb. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer and the prosecutor have been trying to hammer out a plea bargain but have hit a wall, so now they’re having a pow wow with the judge to break the stalemate. Sources connected to the case tell TMZ … Shawn Holley has been speaking with Dannette Meyers about copping a plea in Lindsay’s felony grand theft case — the whole necklace thing — but Meyers won’t budge on six months in jail. So … we’ve learned Holley and Meyers will go to court next week and meet with Judge Keith Schwartz in his chambers. We’re told Holley will ask the judge what sentence he’d hand down if Lindsay pleads guilty or no contest. Sources familiar with the case and Judge Schwartz believe Hiz Honor would probably go for a three-month sentence. Our sources say both Meyers and Holley believe Lindsay will only do 20% of the actual sentence because of overcrowding. So, if Judge Schwartz gave Lindsay three months, she’d only serve 18 days. Judge Schwartz is known as a settlement judge, so it’s likely a deal can be struck … IF Lindsay’s willing to accept reality — that she’s going to do some jail time, no matter what.

I won’t get into why jails in this country are overcrowded (I’ll let Bill Hicks do that), but goddamn. 18 days? I’ve been on vacations longer than that. At the end of the 18 days do they take her out in the street and stone her? Do they put her in a shopping cart and push her off a cliff? No? Then I really don’t understand what we’re accomplishing here other than making me want to go outside and punch a stranger. This stranger might have kids. Or wear glasses. Or have a disability. Ask yourself, Judge Schwartz. Can you live with that?

Note: Oh, and don’t think I didn’t notice you used the term “pow wow”, TMZ.

Gonna go burn LA to the ground. brb. TMZ reports: Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer and the prosecutor have been trying to hammer out a plea bargain but have hit a wall,…

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Kelly Brook Is A Very Good ShopperBy toddMarch 03, 2011

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Kelly Brook went shopping in L.A. yesterday, and I don’t know how many people were in this parking lot at the time, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say if you shined a blacklight on it, you could see it from space.

Kelly Brook went shopping in L.A. yesterday, and I don’t know how many people were in this parking lot at the time, but I’m going to go out on a…

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This Might Be BanksyBy toddMarch 03, 2011
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No one has ever seen the face of legendary graffiti artist and political activist, Bansky, but Gawker claims to have pictures of the guy, who was once asked to create a special intro to Simpsons then proceeded to make everyone instantly regret it with this unflinching awesomeness, working on a piece in LA. Which is pretty weird, because Jessica Simpson is working on a piece in LA, too. A three piece. Haha, because she’s fat! Get it?!

Click the pic below to see some more of Banksy’s stuff:

No one has ever seen the face of legendary graffiti artist and political activist, Bansky, but Gawker claims to have pictures of the guy, who was once asked to create…
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Kim Kardashian Released Her First SingleBy toddMarch 02, 2011

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Thanks to the magic of AutoTune and a black guy’s (Dream) predisposition to like fat asses, Kim Kardashian released her first single “Jam (Turn It Up)” today on Ryan Seacrest’s show. I’m not saying it’s bad, but have ever heard a kitten get shot in the face with a pellet gun then hung up by it’s back legs and set on fire? You haven’t? Oh, well this sounds better than that. Congrats, Kim!

Thanks to the magic of AutoTune and a black guy’s (Dream) predisposition to like fat asses, Kim Kardashian released her first single “Jam (Turn It Up)” today on Ryan Seacrest’s…

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