It’s A Kardashian West EasterBy toddApril 17, 2017
It’s A Kardashian West Easter

 

If Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West are known for anything, it’s their love of Jesus and his teachings and pictures of themselves, so what better way to celebrate Jesus dying then being hatched from an egg 2017 years ago than a family photo where Kanye looks like he’s slowly dying inside?

 

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Brb Gonna Go Buy Some Red StripeBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Brb Gonna Go Buy Some Red Stripe

 

Write this date down: This is first picture I’ve ever posted of Anastasia Ashley that didn’t involve her ass, but everything else about her cool too, so here she is asking you to enter a contest for Red Stripe. She’s the perfect choice for this because to enter the contest all you have to do basically is go to the beach and take a selfie. She pretty much has that on lock. Oh, you also have to pick up some Red Stripe on the way. I’d rather cover her in some white stripes. Christ, that wasn’t very subtle was it? You can tell me the truth. Seriously. Should I delete that line? Dammit, Todd. So stupid.

  Write this date down: This is first picture I’ve ever posted of Anastasia Ashley that didn’t involve her ass, but everything else about her cool too, so here she…

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Ben Affleck’s Degenerate Gambling Will Ruin ‘Batman v. Superman’By toddAugust 01, 2014
Ben Affleck’s Degenerate Gambling Will Ruin ‘Batman v. Superman’

 

Zach Snyder didn’t need much help to ruin Man of Steel, but it seems Ben Affleck is gonna help out in ruining Batman v. Superman by pissing away the Wayne fortune at the Texas Hold Em table.

After scathing reviews and dismal box office numbers when Affleck played the title role in 2003’s Daredevil, he has faced even more scrutiny for taking on the legendary caped crusader Batman. “He’s been under so much pressure playing Batman, he is absorbing himself into gambling,” added the source. “He’s taken the criticism so personally, especially after the failure of Daredevil. Those who’ve seen the film think it’s going to be a hit and all worth it, but he’s feeling a lot of pressure for it to do well.” Those closest to Affleck understand the need for a bit of distraction, but some believe it’s gone too far. “It’s a way to just to be with the guys, but he seems obsessed with poker,” continued the insider. “It’s now beyond a family issue. It’s starting to worry people. It’s too much and everyone around him is saying they have to find another outlet for him.”

Affleck has a long history of not being able to stop himself from gambling, so I guess we can call this sickness. Just like people call anything that can be solved by will power, but they just make up some disease and call themselves predisposed to like gambling or tequila or whatever. We have lots of treatment centers and specialists who are cool with taking your money to keep you believing you’re “sick”. But what about people who start their restaurant orders with a question? Where is their treatment center? We as a society should consider that.

 

  Zach Snyder didn’t need much help to ruin Man of Steel, but it seems Ben Affleck is gonna help out in ruining Batman v. Superman by pissing away the…

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Avril Lavigne Got A 17-Carat RingBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Avril Lavigne Got A 17-Carat Ring

 

Not sure how we live in a world where the lead singer of Nickelback can afford to buy a 17-carat emerald cut ring for Avril Lavigne for their 1 year anniversary, yet here it is. I honestly can’t think of one reason where I’d buy anyone a 17-carat ring, unless the ring had magical powers and I bought it for myself, because vagina is only worth 1-carat, 2 tops. Maybe just a Sephora gift card.  And we’ve all seen Avril’s teeth. This wasn’t a reward for Best Achievement In Blowjobs. It’s 2014 and Chad Kroeger still frosts his hair, so its obvious decision making isn’t really his thing.

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Lindsay Lohan Is On VacationBy toddJuly 31, 2014

 

Quick: Tell me the last time Lindsay Lohan got paid to be in anything. Stop, you won’t be able to, it’s too early to think that hard. But that doesn’t stop Lindsay from taking vacation in Ibiza and contaminating the water supply and making the sun work. I guess we’re all left to wonder how she can afford to party in Ibiza without zero taxable income. My only guess is that we can take clues from other pictures she’s taken. She can open her mouth really wide.

  Quick: Tell me the last time Lindsay Lohan got paid to be in anything. Stop, you won’t be able to, it’s too early to think that hard. But that…

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Miranda Kerr Is A Great MomBy toddJanuary 19, 2011

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On her personal blog (via RadarOnline), Miranda Kerr posted a message to her fans about the birth of her son, Flynn. But most importantly, she posted the banner pic. Fuck that baby.

“On the 6th of January I gave birth to our beautiful little son Flynn. He weighed 9lb 12 ounces (a very healthy and big baby boy). I gave birth to him naturally; without any pain medication and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.”

So to recap, Miranda Kerr has a high tolerance for pain and can still smile and pose while someone is latched on to her tits. Good to know. Hey, anybody know where I can buy some chloroform? Why? Oh, it’s for my glaucoma. Why the twenty questions? Is this some kind of interrogation?! You’re smothering me, man!

On her personal blog (via RadarOnline), Miranda Kerr posted a message to her fans about the birth of her son, Flynn. But most importantly, she posted the banner pic. Fuck…

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Christina Hendricks Is Very Appreciative Of ThingsBy toddJanuary 18, 2011

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You see Christina Hendricks‘ wrist? Nice, right? It wasn’t for long. Why? Oh, that’s because she lost a 124-carat diamond bracelet worth $850,000 that Chopard let her wear to the Golden Globes. No big deal. NY Post reports:

The voluptuous redhead was horrified to find out that after making it up the carpet Sunday at the Beverly Hilton, one of the two bracelets loaned by Chopard had slipped off. Inside the ballroom moments before the show started, the panicked actress asked us, “Have you seen a diamond bracelet? I’ve lost one that looks like this,” pointing at the one glittering bracelet left on her wrist. As the stars were being urged to take their seats, Hendricks — wearing a figure-hugging red gown — then hurried out of the auditorium back onto the red carpet to look for the bauble. But security blocked her as she tried to leave the auditorium, as no one is allowed in or out once the show starts. She begged, “Please let me out, I have to give my diamond bracelet to my publicist!” The guard watched wide-eyed as Hendricks pulled the bracelet out from her ample cleavage. He opened the door a crack and she passed the jewels through to her publicist outside.

Please. I don’t believe this story at all. Tell me NY Post, how did she pull the bracelet from her cleavage without it getting lost in the four Baconators? Huh? Tell me that? If this story ended with Laura Dern checking her stool before the storm approached I might take you a little more seriously.

You see Christina Hendricks‘ wrist? Nice, right? It wasn’t for long. Why? Oh, that’s because she lost a 124-carat diamond bracelet worth $850,000 that Chopard let her wear to the…

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Dolph Lundgren Is A Fancy LadBy toddJanuary 18, 2011

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Even though he could very possibly kick my lungs through my back, Dolph Lundgren left Vila Blanca in Beverly Hills last night dressed like a villain in a John Hughes movie. Did he wear this on a dare? Is he getting picked up in a DeLorean? I don’t get it.

Even though he could very possibly kick my lungs through my back, Dolph Lundgren left Vila Blanca in Beverly Hills last night dressed like a villain in a John Hughes…

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Scarlett Johansson Is Selling MoetBy toddJanuary 18, 2011

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Realizing it would be a good business model to have Scarlett Johansson pose with phallic symbols around her mouth that explode when you shake them, Moet and Chandon have hired Johansson to be the face of their 2011 Moet and Chandon campaign. This news comes hot on the heels of Christina Aguilera being named the face of corndogs. Congrats ladies!

Realizing it would be a good business model to have Scarlett Johansson pose with phallic symbols around her mouth that explode when you shake them, Moet and Chandon have hired…

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Christina Aguilera Looks WonderfulBy toddJanuary 17, 2011

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Christina Aguilera attended the Golden Globes because Burlesque was nominated for something. But I think she attended mostly because she heard they had doughnuts.

Christina Aguilera attended the Golden Globes because Burlesque was nominated for something. But I think she attended mostly because she heard they had doughnuts.

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