‘Venom’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
‘Venom’ Has A Trailer

 

The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of villain/anti-hero who fights Spider-Man. Cool. It’s a Sony movie, so what we can predict is that all the characters will only drink Coke products and Dunkin’ Donuts, and Papa John’s pizza will have a bearing on the plot at some point. Also, Michelle Williams is in this wearing a terrible wig. I hope she remembered to ask to get paid. Riz Ahmed, one of the characters whose name you don’t remember from Rogue One, is also in this as something. I don’t know. Woody Harrelson is also in it because he’s in everything. Also, this looks pretty generic.  Can’t wait.

 

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Ashley Graham Posed With Her Mom In Bikinis For Some Reason I GuessBy toddFebruary 06, 2018
Ashley Graham Posed With Her Mom In Bikinis For Some Reason I Guess

 

I think since around 2015 if you were grossly overweight and posed in a bikini, people would call you “brave” and write think pieces about you like you were some political prisoner, and it’s still going on in 2018. So here’s Ashley Graham and her mom posing in bikinis in pictures that are socially immune from criticism like the Ghostbusters remake because body positivity from people in the comments who will tell VS models to eat a sandwich. Well, they can’t because Ashley Graham and her mom took all the sandwiches to the beach did you ever think about that? Look, they’re even pointing at a Sonic.

 

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Zendaya Did The ‘Spider-Man’ PremiereBy toddJune 30, 2017
Zendaya Did The ‘Spider-Man’ Premiere

 

Remember when people lost their shit because they thought Zendaya would be playing Mary Jane because MARY JANE IS WHITE NOT BLACK AND OMG THIS MEANS WHITE GENOCIDE HANG ON FOR ONE SEC THANKS FOR THE WARNING OFFICER I WON’T DRIVE WITH DRUGS IN THE CAR AGAIN BUT BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING ABOUT WHITE GENOCIDE. That was weird. Turns out she’s not playing Mary Jane, so the integrity of the comic book about a dude in a leotard getting bit by a magic spider remains intact. We really avoided a national nightmare and panic in the streets there. But Peter Parker has crush on a girl in the new movie and she’s a hot black chick SO HOLD ON WE MUST TAKE TO THE STREETS AND BOYCOTT MARVEL OMG WHITE PEOPLE. Typing in all caps is fun. I can see why people on the Internet do it. Also, I know the movie is called Spider-Man: Homecoming, but “Zendaya Did The Spider-Man: Homecoming Premiere” wouldn’t fit on a single line. Is that ok with you? Don’t tell me how o do my job. That’s racist.

 

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Venus Williams Killed A GuyBy toddJune 30, 2017
Venus Williams Killed A Guy

 

On June 9, tennis star Venus Williams was involved in a fatal car crash in Florida that left a man dead of head trauma. Police say it was her fault.

According to a copy of the police report obtained by ABC, Williams’ 2010 Toyota Sequoia SUV darted into an intersection in Palm Beach Gardens, near her residence. The other driver, identified as Linda Barson, said she could not stop her 2016 Hyundai Accent in time and hit Williams’ car. Williams, 37, told investigators she had entered the six-lane intersection on a green light but had been forced to stop midpoint by traffic ahead of her. She said she did not see the Barsons’ car when she crossed into their lanes. According to the police report, Williams was at fault for violating the right of way of the other vehicle. According to TMZ Sports, which first reported the crash, the driver’s husband sustained head trauma in the crash and was taken to a hospital. He died two weeks later. He was identified as 78-year-old Jerome Barson in the police report.

Venus Williams’ attorney says this was “an unfortunate accident”. I guess that’s one way to say it. Police are saying it another way. Oh, and John McEnroe probably couldn’t beat Serena Williams in tennis, but he could definitely beat Venus Williams in driving.

  On June 9, tennis star Venus Williams was involved in a fatal car crash in Florida that left a man dead of head trauma. Police say it was her fault….
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