Charlotte McKinney Did The ‘Central Intelligence’ Premiere & LinksBy toddJune 13, 2016
Charlotte McKinney Did The ‘Central Intelligence’ Premiere & Links


This is how Chanelle Hayes gets a tan  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

They killed Jesus. Big mistake!  [  The Superficial   ]

Christina Milan did Maxim (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Reality stars. They’re just like us. They use a lot of filters  [  Reality Tea  ]

Kate Brock. Holy shit.  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Adele wants you to suck her dick  [  Dlisted  ]

Ariel Winter has some big ass panties  [  DrunkenStepfathe  ]

Meet Brittany Gonzales  [  Moe Jackson  ]

No fatties allowed at this Japanese naked restaurant  [  The Blemish 

Charlotte McKinney should wear this everyday   [  Popoholic  ]

This actress wants an Asian woman to play James Bond  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Can you recognize the kitchens from these TV shows?  [  Mandatory  ] 


This is how Chanelle Hayes gets a tan  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] They killed Jesus. Big mistake!  [  The Superficial   ] Christina Milan did Maxim (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]…

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Weekend Dump 06.12.2016By toddJune 12, 2016



Well, fuck. It’s been a horrific 48 hours for the people of Orlando, because of the two things America holds most dear: guns and religion (religion’s always a close 2nd). So if you don’t want to read Bernie Sanders calling out Islamophobia while voting against background checks, and if you don’t want to read the GOP offering “thoughts and prayers” to the victims they’d be attempting marginalize if they were alive, and if you don’t want to read Trump supporters rejoice that the shooter wasn’t one of them even though he shot up a gay club on Latin night, here’s the Weekend Dump with a lot of pictures of butts. Let’s all cling to that instead. 


The Pulse shooter has been identified as Omar Mateen. Mateen was a 29-year old man born in Florida who believed the other invisible man in sky who wants his followers to kill gays with guns instead of legislation. Religion strikes again.


  A photo posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Jun 11, 2016 at 8:19am PDT Well, fuck. It’s been a horrific 48 hours for the people of Orlando, because of…

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The Voice’s Christina Grimmie Was Shot And Killed At Her Own ConcertBy toddJune 11, 2016
The Voice’s Christina Grimmie Was Shot And Killed At Her Own Concert


Christina Grimmie, a 2014 contestant on The Voice, was shot and killed while signing autographs after her show with the band Before You Exit last night in Orlando. 

Singer Christina Grimmie has died at 22 years old...”It is with a heavy heart that we can confirm that Christina has passed and went home to be with the Lord,” her publicist tells E! News. “She was shot at her show in Orlando and, unfortunately, didn’t survive the gun shot wounds. We ask at this time that you respect the privacy of her family and friends in their time of mourning. If you’d like to give back to Christina’s family in her memory, please consider donating to the families GoFundMe page in their time of need.”

Here’s how it went down. What the actual fuck.

Members of the band Before You Exit were signing autographs after a concert at Orlando’s Plaza Live when a male suspect shot Grimmie…”Detectives were told the suspect, who is not being identified at this time, walked toward Christina and shot her. Christina’s brother immediately tackled the suspect stopping him from causing any more harm to Christina and her fans. During the struggle, the suspect shot himself. The suspect was pronounced dead at the scene.”

I won’t pretend that I knew who Christina Grimmie before this, but this has already turned into the usual shit show gun debate instead of wondering why a man who would walk up a shoot a defenseless woman signing autographs was allowed to have a gun in the first place. If he could have “easily used a knife”, I assume he would have used the knife he was carrying. But why use that, when something designed to do the job better exists? Either way, it’s probably better if we just keep talking over each other. That always seems to work. 


Christina Grimmie, a 2014 contestant on The Voice, was shot and killed while signing autographs after her show with the band Before You Exit last night in Orlando.  Singer Christina…
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Emily Sears Wakes You Up & LinksBy toddJune 10, 2016
 

A photo posted by Emily Sears (@emilysears) on



Justin Bieber got his ass kicked in Cleveland  [  Dlisted  ]

Lindsay Lohan is still getting out of cars like this  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Ariel Winter‘s ass is in a movie  [  The Superficial   ]

A moment with Alexis Ren  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Rita Ora in a bikini [  DrunkenStepfathe  ]

Hilary Duff’s rack can’t be contained  [  Popoholic  ]

12 directors whose soundtracks are always on point  [  Mandatory  ] 

Lucy Hale makes a coffee run   [  Moe Jackson  ]

Jude Law turned down Superman because the suit was lame  [  The Blemish 


#fbf Emily Sears


  A photo posted by Emily Sears (@emilysears) on Jun 10, 2016 at 1:08am PDT Justin Bieber got his ass kicked in Cleveland  [  Dlisted  ] Lindsay Lohan is still getting…

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James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year Old Instagram ChickBy toddApril 03, 2014

 

Whatever the media tries to tell you, Twitter and Instagram are America's #1 dating/banging apps, so when James Franco met 17-year old Lucy from Scotland outside his Broadway show Of Mice and Men, he told her her to tag him in her Instagram video. And by "tag" I mean, "I want to be able to find you later so I can follow you and DM you to see if you want to bang me in a hotel.

Actor/poet/aspiring MFA-Ph.D. James Franco might also be able to add "creepy older dude" to his C.V. after he—or someone very convincingly pretending to be him—tried to arrange a hotel hookup with a 17-year-old girl on Instagram. The girl, a small-town Scottish lass named Lucy, says she was on a trip to New York City as an early birthday present, and met Franco at his Broadway show, Of Mice and Men. She took an Instagram video with him, and he told her, "You gotta tag me." She did, and the 35-year-old Franco began an Instagram flirtation later that night. Lucy posted the whole thing to Imgur, so we now know exactly what James Franco's text game looks like. It's possible the messages in these screenshots have been faked, but Lucy did ask Franco to send photo proof of his identity—twice. The attempted hookup was not fated to occur, however, because Lucy doesn't turn 18 until May (and she ignored Franco's request not to tell her friends about their private Instagram convo).

You can see the texts and DMs HERE, HERE and HERE, or you can go back to texting the cam girl who followed you on Instagram last week. The one with the tattoos and the 6-month old. That's kinda gross, bro.

 

  Whatever the media tries to tell you, Twitter and Instagram are America's #1 dating/banging apps, so when James Franco met 17-year old Lucy from Scotland outside his Broadway show…
RIP Jennifer Love Hewitt (1995-2014)By toddApril 02, 2014

Hey, remember in I Know What You Did Last Summer when you would have ice hooked the entire cast to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt? Good times, good times. Well, it's 2014 now and she's 35 and just had a baby and this is what she looks like now. Women usually hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt when they hit 30, and when you add in a human being pushed out of their vagina, you might as well send them over to Amon Goeth. They are no longer essential to our operation here on Earth. Basically what I'm saying is to women over 35 is, ummm, ewwww.

Hey, remember in I Know What You Did Last Summer when you would have ice hooked the entire cast to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt? Good times, good times. Well, it's…

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Bar Refaeli Got A Gold FacialBy toddApril 02, 2014
Bar Refaeli Got A Gold Facial

 

When I hear the words "Bar Refaeli" and "facial" in the same sentence, "gold" isn't really the first thing that comes to mind. Yet here we are. A picture of physical perfection is getting 24-carat gold poured on her face. I wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio ever said that to her as a euphemism.

 

pic source = Instagram

  When I hear the words "Bar Refaeli" and "facial" in the same sentence, "gold" isn't really the first thing that comes to mind. Yet here we are. A picture…

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Samuel L. Jackson Continues To Be The Greatest Living HumanBy toddApril 02, 2014

 

What's the best way to start your Wednesday besides having morning sex? Listening to Samuel L. Jackson perform a slam poetry reading about Boy Meets World, of course. Play it while you're having sex. Best of both worlds, man.

  What's the best way to start your Wednesday besides having morning sex? Listening to Samuel L. Jackson perform a slam poetry reading about Boy Meets World, of course. Play…

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Emma Watson Is Very AttractiveBy toddApril 01, 2014

Long story short, Emma Watson is gorgeous. I really don't know what else needs to be said here. Although, with a chick this hot, there's really only one way to make her unattractive. What's that? Glad you asked. The only way to make her unattractive is for me to go down on her. See the after picture here. It's ok, Emma Watson. Breathe through it…breathe. There ya go.

Long story short, Emma Watson is gorgeous. I really don't know what else needs to be said here. Although, with a chick this hot, there's really only one way to…

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Michael Cera Is The RiddlerBy toddApril 01, 2014
Michael Cera Is The Riddler

 

Ben Affleck as Batman. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. Michael Cera as The Riddler. Todd as Person Not Going To See This. JoBlo reports:

After the news that Warner Bros would be making announcements soon regarding their DC Cinematic Universe comes the news that BATMAN VS SUPERMAN will not only have a foe for the Henry Cavill's Man of Steel but one for Ben Affleck's Dark Knight as well. Deadline is reporting that Michael Cera has been cast as The Riddler in Zack Snyder's superhero movie, putting him alongside Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor as the second bad guy in the film. This will mark the second big screen incarnation of The Riddler since Jim Carrey played the part in Joel Schumacher's BATMAN FOREVER. Wow. Following the same outside the box casting of Eisenberg, Cera will bring a less imposing presence as the man once known as Edward Nigma. Many may be considering this another nail in the coffin for the MAN OF STEEL sequel, but the selection of Cera could provide a much more grounded and realistic villain for the franchise.
 

If you're keeping score at home, the two villains in Batman Vs. Superman are two frail, awkward white dudes. What's their plan? To stand outside Starbucks and ask Bruce Wayne to join Greenpeace? Don't do it, Bruce. They send like five emails a day. It's pretty annoying.

After the news that Warner Bros would be making announcements soon regarding their DC Cinematic Universe comes the news that BATMAN VS SUPERMAN will not only have a foe for the Henry Cavill's Man of Steel but one for Ben Affleck's Dark Knight as well. Deadline is reporting that Michael Cera has been cast as The Riddler in Zack Snyder's superhero movie, putting him alongside Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor as the second bad guy in the film. This will mark the second big screen incarnation of The Riddler since Jim Carrey played the part in Joel Schumacher's BATMAN FOREVER. Wow.

Following the same outside the box casting of Eisenberg, Cera will bring a less imposing presence as the man once known as Edward Nigma. Many may be considering this another nail in the coffin for the MAN OF STEEL sequel, but the selection of Cera could provide a much more grounded and realistic villain for the franchise.

– See more at: http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/michael-cera-joins-the-cast-of-batman-vs-superman-as-the-riddler#sthash.T1O9sOdD.dpuf

  Ben Affleck as Batman. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. Michael Cera as The Riddler. Todd as Person Not Going To See This. JoBlo reports: After the news that Warner…

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