Taylor Swift Wants Tom Hiddleston To Propose Before The EmmysBy toddAugust 08, 2016
Taylor Swift Wants Tom Hiddleston To Propose Before The Emmys


Tom Hiddleston got an Emmy nomination for The Night Manager, but Taylor Swift needs to find a way to make it about her, so she is pressuring him to propose before September awards ceremony for the most Taylor Swift reason possible. Star (via Cele|bitchy ) reports:

As Taylor Swift’s picture-perfect world lies in shambles, thanks to Kanye West’s secret recording, Swift is clinging to the one person sticking by her side: Tom Hiddleston. “Taylor and Tom talk about spending the rest of their lives together,” shares a pal, “but if he’s serious about settling down then he needs to propose.” Hiddleston is no stranger to Taylor’s demands. Per reports, Tom flew all the way out to LA to console the singer after she failed to score a single VMA nomination. “Tom was hoping to buy some time, but it sounds like Taylor wants to announce their engagement soon,” says the source, who suspects the pop star has set her sights on the 2016 Emmy Awards in September. “Taylor will want all eyes on them, and what better way than to walk down the red carpet with a rock on her ring finger.”

It doesn’t matter if this is true or not, it just matters if it sounds true. Which it does. Taylor Swift suing a photographer who takes a pic of the ring at the wrong angle will also sound true. Tom Hiddleston shooting himself in the head in the middle of a field will also sound true. Or that’s what Taylor Swift’s PR team will have you believe. Wake up, sheeple.


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Holly Madison Is Having 246 KidsBy toddAugust 08, 2016

I don’t know if Holly Madison is being used by the Cincinnati Zoo to replace Harambe (#RIP) or if Khloe Kardashian paid her to be a surrogate, because goddamn. Her husband is probably telling everybody this is Photoshop. I’ve never seen a chick this pregnant. She better have whatever’s inside her soon or the Duggars will start worshipping her and offering her blood sacrifices. 

I don’t know if Holly Madison is being used by the Cincinnati Zoo to replace Harambe (#RIP) or if Khloe Kardashian paid her to be a surrogate, because goddamn. Her…

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Candice Swanepoel At The 2015 VS Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 11, 2015

If my last post was unclear, I hope Candice Swanepoel at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show helps whatever you’re confused about. I guess I can kinda understand how you would think not  raising the minimum wage and allowing corporations dump toxic waste in your drinking water will lift Americans out of poverty, but not this. Not this. You’re smarter than that.

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Kendall Jenner At The 2015 VS Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 11, 2015

Ok, so two things can happen here: 1.) We can talk about how Kendall Jenner has no business walking on the same stage as Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio and realize her participation in the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is just a late Super Sweet 16 present from her mother, or 2.) we can all move on with our lives, click through the pictures, and except this is just a reality of the world in which we live. Happy Tuesday.

Ok, so two things can happen here: 1.) We can talk about how Kendall Jenner has no business walking on the same stage as Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio and…

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Selena Gomez At The 2015 VS Fashion Show, LinksBy toddNovember 11, 2015

Shia LaBeouf is watching all of his movies for 72 hours straight   [ Dlisted ]

Gwyneth Paltrow might join The View   [ The Superficial ]

Liv Tyler is see through  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Sarah Silverman topless in I Smile Back (NSFW)   [ The Nip Slip ]

Jennifer Lawrence wore this dress   [ Popoholic ]

A Kelsey Van Mook picture moment    [ Hollywood Tuna ]

All the Snapchats from the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Behati Prinsloo at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show    [ Moe Jackson ]

Backstage at  2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show [ The Blemish ]

Fallout 4: Access the secret area that contains all of the game’s weapons and armor  [ Crave ]

Jessica Cribbon in a bikini  [ Egotastic ]

Shia LaBeouf is watching all of his movies for 72 hours straight   [ Dlisted ] Gwyneth Paltrow might join The View   [ The Superficial ] Liv Tyler is…

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Starbucks Just Trolled ‘Christians’By toddNovember 10, 2015
Starbucks Just Trolled ‘Christians’


The wig has already been snatched off the myth that Starbucks is funding the ISIS plot to behead Jesus in a transgender bathroom, it hasn’t stopped Donald Trump from calling for a boycott because he has to pander to the evangelical voters who prefer the docile black guy who really wants you to know he stabbed somebody and the pyramids were built because the Bible. Or maybe the Holocaust. You can never tell with him. But while faux Christians, who really won’t be expecting to see a bearded brown guy descend from heaven, were busy tripping over homeless veterans and immigrant orphans to be assholes to baristas making minimum wage, Jesus was doing a cover of the Cup Song on his YouTube channel and giving Starbucks a thumbs up.

Just in time for Veterans Day: Seattle-based coffee giant Starbucks is announcing today that it will now extend a 100% tuition-free four-year college benefit to the spouse or child of every U.S. veteran or active military reservist employed 20 or more hours a week. This new benefit, whose zero-tuition price point results from a 42-58 partnership between ASU and Starbucks, will be an additional benefit atop the previously-announced college benefit (also four years, 100% tuition free) that Starbucks extends to every employee who works 20 hours per week or more...Starbucks will also now be paying for up to 80 hours per year for service obligations of employees who are active duty or reservists in the U.S. Armed Forces or National Guard.

To their credit, the majority of my Christian friends on Facebook think this red cup drama is stupid and petty and exactly the type of thing that make the rest of us think they’re sociopaths who lash out when their beliefs are slightly inconvenienced making their mass delusional piety lie when ordering coffee or burning down a Planned Parenthood. In the meantime, Starbucks will gladly take their money and send veterans’ families to college instead of buying a private jet or installing stadium seating so more people can give them money whenever they say “God bless the troops”. It’s a real crowd pleaser from what I’ve heard.


 Here’s Rachel Hilbert. I assume she drinks coffee.


The wig has already been snatched off the myth that Starbucks is funding the ISIS plot to behead Jesus in a transgender bathroom, it hasn’t stopped Donald Trump from calling…
Bella Thorne Did FlauntBy toddSeptember 16, 2015

Let’s stop looking at Jennifer Lien. Life’s too short.  Instead, let’s embrace Bella Thorne‘s shoot for Flaunt Magazine. It’s almost like Beyonce’s but not really. Beyonce was by herself and her pics were hi res. Bella Thorne is not by herself and her pics are not hi res. Some might call that racist. Some might say Bella Thorne is 17 and now would be a good time to end this post.

Let’s stop looking at Jennifer Lien. Life’s too short.  Instead, let’s embrace Bella Thorne‘s shoot for Flaunt Magazine. It’s almost like Beyonce’s but not really. Beyonce was by herself and…
‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Chick Flashed Some Kids, Got Arrested, Didn’t CareBy toddSeptember 16, 2015
‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Chick Flashed Some Kids, Got Arrested, Didn’t Care


This is Jennifer Lien. Jennifer Lien played medical assistant Kes on the first three seasons of Star Trek: Voyager. This is what Jennifer Lien looked like then. Above is what Jennifer Lien’s mugshot looks like now. Life comes at you at warp speed. You might be thinking you’ll read a story more insane than this today, but you’re wrong. You’re very wrong.


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This is Jennifer Lien. Jennifer Lien played medical assistant Kes on the first three seasons of Star Trek: Voyager. This is what Jennifer Lien looked like then. Above is what…
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Sara Underwood Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddSeptember 16, 2015
Sara Underwood Says Good Morning, Links


Amber Heard doesn’t want you to make eye contact  Dlisted

Bella Hadid’s bra is see through  (NSFW site) Taxi Driver Movie

Charlotte McKinney carried her rack around NYC Egotastic

The only way to get Mariah Carey to run is with CGI The Superficial

Nicki Minaj wore this to NYFW The Nip Slip

Kate Upton is plus sized now DrunkenStepfather

Salma Hayek wore this to TIFF Popoholic

Kim Karashian topless BTS photos Celeb Jihad

Sofia Vergara wore this Hollywood Tuna

Leonardo DiCaprio got a new piece  Moe Jackson

 

Amber Heard doesn’t want you to make eye contact  Dlisted Bella Hadid’s bra is see through  (NSFW site) Taxi Driver Movie Charlotte McKinney carried her rack around NYC Egotastic The…

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Kylie Jenner’s Bodyguards Shoved Jessica Alba At NYFWBy toddSeptember 15, 2015

Jessica Alba could buy and sell every person Kylie Jenner will see at Thanksgiving this year, so she should probably keep that in mind after this bullshit.

Kylie Jenner’s bodyguards got too pushy and shoved fellow VIP Jessica Alba at the packed Opening Ceremony fashion show. “After the show, trying to leave the venue, it was very crowded,” said a source. “Everyone was in the crush and Jessica had stopped briefly to say hi to someone when all of a sudden from behind came Jenner’s bodyguards. They just shoved Jessica out of the way. She just looked astonished!” But another source added, “Jessica didn’t freak out” over the incident.

Apparently this isn’t the first time something like this has happened. What are they protecting her from? She three months behind on her lip filler payments?

Jessica Alba could buy and sell every person Kylie Jenner will see at Thanksgiving this year, so she should probably keep that in mind after this bullshit. Kylie Jenner’s bodyguards…

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