Selena Gomez Is Not Here For Your ‘Marry Justin Please’ SignsBy toddMay 09, 2016

Selena Gomez‘s Revival Tour hit Fresno last night even thought Game Of Thrones was on, and some fan held up a “Marry Justin Please” sign. It didn’t go over well. It didn’t go over well at all.

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Selena Gomez‘s Revival Tour hit Fresno last night even thought Game Of Thrones was on, and some fan held up a “Marry Justin Please” sign. It didn’t go over well. It…

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is FriendlyBy toddJuly 01, 2011

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I never write about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley because it takes too long to type her damn name, and magazines and websites tell me she’s the hottest woman on earth. I mean, the body looks how it’s supposed to look I guess, but can someone explain the face to me? What’s up with that? Seriously. Was she held underwater for an extended period of time as a child? I would say more but I ‘d rather Jason Statham not rip my spine out of my back. It’d be cool if he didn’t do that.

I never write about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley because it takes too long to type her damn name, and magazines and websites tell me she’s the hottest woman on earth. I mean,…

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Alyssa Milano Might Be PregnantBy toddJuly 01, 2011

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Alyssa Milano showed up to the Horrible Bosses premiere last night, and in case you didn’t know she’s pregnant with donkey triplets. No wait, a dragon. That’s it. A dragon. At least I think it’s a dragon. What else could it be? If it’s not a dragon then…then…oh my God! Wh…WHAT THE HELL IS IT??!!??

Alyssa Milano showed up to the Horrible Bosses premiere last night, and in case you didn’t know she’s pregnant with donkey triplets. No wait, a dragon. That’s it. A dragon….

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Dammit, KateBy toddJune 30, 2011

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Ok, look, I had every intention of writing about Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ suicide attempt, but fuck him, because if you really want to kill yourself, you’d kill yourself. Don’t be such a pussy about it. Besides, his tits are nowhere near as big as Kate Upton’s. Post about a suicide attempt where nobody died or has huge tits? Really, who has that kinda time?

Ok, look, I had every intention of writing about Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ suicide attempt, but fuck him, because if you really want to kill yourself, you’d kill yourself. Don’t be…

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Megan Fox: “Brian And I Were On A Break”By toddJune 30, 2011

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On Tuesday, it was revealed that Shia LaBeouf hooked up (fucked) Megan Fox on the set of Transformers. Many people had strong reactions. Mostly that Shia was lying because Megan Fox was dating her future husband Brian Austin Green at the time. But it was all good, brah. They were on a break. Us Magazine reports:

Yes, Megan and Shia hooked up,” a set source confirms to Us Weekly. In his Details chat, LaBeouf, 25, sputtered when asked if Fox was then involved with her now-husband Brian Austin Green during their tryst (he repeated “I don’t know” 12 times). But the kissing costars are in the clear, the source says. “It was when Megan and Brian broke up,” the source explains. “They had a 10-month break before getting back together.” (Indeed, Fox and Green, 36, did have a break of nearly a year before reuniting and eventually tying the knot in June 2010.) “[Shia and Megan] bonded while filming,” the source explains of the epic shoot, which was worsened by director Michael Bay’s rumored temper. “Believe me, that was an unhappy set. I think they were drawn together because it was so ugly working on that film.”

I assume by “break” she means she was blowing Shia in his trailer and Brian Austin Green was at home crying into her panties then masturbating to be able to fall asleep. Then he might have kneeled in his front yard and cursed God. Then tortured a neighborhood animal. Then asked an old lady what she was looking at and to mind her own business. Then threw an empty bottle of scotch toward a mom in a minivan. Then screamed at a little girl riding by on a tricycle that she would grow up to be a whore because all women are whores especially Megan because he bets she’s naked right now because that’s what whores do because they’re whores and they can’t help themselves. Or something like that. I’m not familiar with the process really.

On Tuesday, it was revealed that Shia LaBeouf hooked up (fucked) Megan Fox on the set of Transformers. Many people had strong reactions. Mostly that Shia was lying because Megan…

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Chris Hansen Was Caught On TapeBy toddJune 30, 2011

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If you like underage pussy and To Catch A Predator‘s Chris Hansen has cockblocked you on national television, this might be good news. Hansen was caught on tape cheating on his 53-year old wife with, Kristyn Caddell (this chick), a 30-year-old Florida news reporter and former NBC intern. National Enquirer reports:

Investigative star Chris Hansen – best known for exposing Internet sex perverts on “TO CATCH A PREDATOR” – has been caught in his own cheating scandal with a sexy blonde young enough to be his daughter! For nearly four months, sources say, the handsome father of two has been cheating on his wife with Kristyn Caddell, a news anchor at NBC affili­ate WPTV in West Palm Beach, Fla. Hansen and his wife, Mary, 53, live togeth­er in Connecticut and have two sons, but that didn’t stop the “To Catch a Predator” star from being caught in his own web of deceit, say sources.

To be honest, before I actually read the details of this story, I had a whole post written already. Then I realized his wife is 53 and his side piece is 30. The only thing shocking about this story is that the video hasn’t been released sooner. You know, like 13 years ago. I mean, his wife is 53. Her vagina is probably scabbed over.

If you like underage pussy and To Catch A Predator‘s Chris Hansen has cockblocked you on national television, this might be good news. Hansen was caught on tape cheating on…
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Lindsay Is FreeBy toddJune 29, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan has finally been released after spending 35 days of sheer hell in her Venice apartment throwing parties and filming commercials. Wear a seatbelt, L.A. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s painfully relaxing stint under house arrest is finally OVER!!! According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Lohan was officially released at 10:20 AM … ending 35 arduous days of sun-tanning captivity. We’re told Lindsay is still inside her Venice, CA condo … preparing to roll over to the Downtown Women’s Center to perform her community service.

Some of you might be upset that Lindsay is free once again as she continues to laugh in the face of the law at every turn, but please keep in mind that being kept in isolation really puts a limit on the ways she can die.

Lindsay Lohan has finally been released after spending 35 days of sheer hell in her Venice apartment throwing parties and filming commercials. Wear a seatbelt, L.A. TMZ reports: Lindsay Lohan’s…

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This Thing Is Supposedly Cutest Baby In The WorldBy toddJune 29, 2011

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The entire Kardashian family truly believe that they are the most beautiful creatures walking the planet, except one is a primate and one has a gigantic ass and I think one of the younger ones has horns. Anyway, so of course when one of them has a baby (this waterhead freak), then OMG he’s the just the most CUTEST THING EVA!!! Except fuck no he’s not. KONG DISAGREE WITH TODD BABY CUTE I HAS HUG HIM.

I just saw these adorable pics on Kim’s blog and I had to steal them. It honestly feels like forever since I’ve seen Mason and I was only on vacation for a week LOL. I miss him sooooo much! He really is the cutest baby in the world!

Seriously? This old shrunken Jewish man who needs a neck brace to hold up his giant head is the cutest baby in the world? Maybe when they found him underneath some rubble in Fallujah crying for his mommy because he might have been covered at dust, but at some point you have to realize he’s gonna grow up and live under an opera house.

The entire Kardashian family truly believe that they are the most beautiful creatures walking the planet, except one is a primate and one has a gigantic ass and I think…

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Sara Underwood Is Still On A BoatBy toddJune 29, 2011

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Here’s more pics of Sara Underwood on a boat, but this time there’s way more vodka and way more rapidly declining awareness of her surroundings. If some guy didn’t use the “Sara Underwood” and “ATM” in the same sentence the next day, then I really don’t understand the point of having a boat with Sara Underwood on it if I can be totally honest here.

Here’s more pics of Sara Underwood on a boat, but this time there’s way more vodka and way more rapidly declining awareness of her surroundings. If some guy didn’t use…

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Christine Teigen Is Good At Twitter. Again.By toddJune 29, 2011

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Have you ever met a woman that you were attracted to based solely on her completely down-to-earth personality and hilarious wit? No? You haven’t? Me either. So luckily Christine Teigen looks like this when she posts pics to Twitter. And before you women start leaving bitter comments because you can’t understand how a woman can be this hot and this funny, please calm down and realize that she recreates dishes from 5-star restaurants in her New York City luxury apartment’s gourmet kitchen and travels around the world to exotic locations where she is photographed in skimpy bikinis when she’s not shopping. See, ladies? There’s really nothing to be jealous about.

Have you ever met a woman that you were attracted to based solely on her completely down-to-earth personality and hilarious wit? No? You haven’t? Me either. So luckily Christine Teigen…

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