Selena Gomez Is Not Here For Your ‘Marry Justin Please’ SignsBy toddMay 09, 2016

Selena Gomez‘s Revival Tour hit Fresno last night even thought Game Of Thrones was on, and some fan held up a “Marry Justin Please” sign. It didn’t go over well. It didn’t go over well at all.

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Selena Gomez‘s Revival Tour hit Fresno last night even thought Game Of Thrones was on, and some fan held up a “Marry Justin Please” sign. It didn’t go over well. It…

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Wait, Han Solo Really Did Break His HipBy toddJune 16, 2014
Wait, Han Solo Really Did Break His Hip

 

Pictured: Rick Deckard and Rachael Not pictured: Han Solo

 

I was kidding, but not really I guess. Everything is basically broken on Harrison Ford now.

Harrison Ford’s injuries on the “Star Wars: Episode VII” set could be worse than previously reported. Ford, who plays Han Solo, broke his ankle Thursday when the door of a set fell on him at a British movie studio, but some news outlets claimed Saturday the actor, 71, also injured his pelvis. Ford had “pelvis injuries and may have had a chest X-ray,” an insider told the Sun newspaper.

Ok, Harrison Ford is 71. At 71 I'm guessing the hip kinda becomes hit or miss. So what exactly are they making him do, push the Millennium Falcon? I'm not understanding what's going on here. Just film all his scences in a chair. Why are we making this difficult? But as long as his arm is ok he can go pitch for the Braves.

  Pictured: Rick Deckard and Rachael Not pictured: Han Solo   I was kidding, but not really I guess. Everything is basically broken on Harrison Ford now. Harrison Ford’s injuries…

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Mila Kunis Will Have A Shredded VaginaBy toddJune 13, 2014
Mila Kunis Will Have A Shredded Vagina

 

In the July 2014 issue of Marie Claire, Mila Kunis talks about being pregnant and how big her boobs are now then this. Why always this?

“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

I'm not really sure about this post because what she said actually makes me like her more, but then I realize she's telling me to visualize her vagina being shredded. Are we talking like barbecue or tacos, because there are things I can associate with those so we can get past this.

  In the July 2014 issue of Marie Claire, Mila Kunis talks about being pregnant and how big her boobs are now then this. Why always this? “Two people are…

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So ‘Drop Dead Fred’…Um…Dropped Dead (Sorry)By toddJune 12, 2014
So ‘Drop Dead Fred’…Um…Dropped Dead (Sorry)

 

If you grew up in the 90s, then you've seen Drop Dead Fred a thousand times and wondered why Pheobe Cates wasn't naked. Anyway the dude died.

British comedian Rik Mayall suffered a fatal heart attack after his usual morning run … this according to his family. Mayall — who starred in the cult 90s comedy "Drop Dead Fred" — passed away on Monday at the age of 56. In a statement, Mayall's wife Barbara revealed the cause of his death, and added … "We always knew that Rik was well loved but we are all overwhelmed by so many joining us in our grief." She concluded by saying, "I am sure that you all know Rik’s response would be something along the lines of … 'Well thanks very much all of you, now F**K OFF!!!!'"

This is why I don't jog. Way too many health risks involved. They make cars now. It's like when you see a bird walking somewhere? What is he doing? What is he trying to avoid? Stop prolonging the inevitable.

  If you grew up in the 90s, then you've seen Drop Dead Fred a thousand times and wondered why Pheobe Cates wasn't naked. Anyway the dude died. British comedian…
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Justin Bieber Tried To Party With Leonardo DiCaprio, Got DeniedBy toddJune 12, 2014
Justin Bieber Tried To Party With Leonardo DiCaprio, Got Denied

 

"Nah."

I don't know if you needed another reason to love Leonardo DiCaprio, but in case you do, Justin Bieber tried to walk over to his table while he was partying in Cannes. Nope.

“Justin was strutting his stuff all over the club, walking around shirtless and scoping out chicks,” a source tells Star. “But when he heard Leo was there, he had his bodyguard muscle a path to where Leo was sitting.” Hoping to party with the Wolf of Wall Street star — and the bevy of girls in his VIP area — the Biebs sent his goon to ask permission. “Justin was nodding and smiling in Leo’s direction, but Leo just shook his head no and waved him off,” a witness tattles. “He thinks Justin’s a little twit. Leo doesn’t want or need photo ops with publicity-hungry, manufactured pop stars.”

Damn, homey. Bieber got the head shake and the wave. Maybe DiCaprio should have cut his head off then carried it around the club on a pike to further get his point across.

  "Nah." I don't know if you needed another reason to love Leonardo DiCaprio, but in case you do, Justin Bieber tried to walk over to his table while he…

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“I Deserve To Be Blown First!”By toddJuly 14, 2010

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Mel Gibson should probably shoot a wounded soldier in the face or drown a baby to get better press, because today a fourth audio clip has been released. This time, Gibson threatens to burn down the house if he doesn’t get a blowjob. That sounds pretty reasonable.

Raging and panting, Gibson tears into then-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, berating her for apparently falling asleep the night before without giving him sex. And it isn’t long until he threatens her with physical violence, telling her he’ll burn down the house, but first she WILL give him oral sex. Gibson screams: “I should’ve woken you up and said f*cking blow me bitch! I should’ve f*ckin’ woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!” Oksana protests that she waited for him the night, before but fell asleep, and that sends Mel into a new rage. “Waited and waited,” Mel bellows. “What, two and a half f*cking minutes!? You’re f*cking snoring. Don’t you dare.” “I deserve to be blown first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”

So you’d think Oksana Grigorieva would treat the telephone like an Amish person treats an iPad by now, but no. She still answers. And she’s getting death threats. From other people.

TMZ has learned Oksana Grigorieva received threatening phone calls Tuesday that “scared her to death.” Sources tell TMZ at least one of the calls “could be interpreted as a death threat.” We’re told there were multiple calls and at least two appeared to be from the same caller. We’re told the callers were angry about her accusations against Mel Gibson.

Christ. I have an idea, take your phone and throw it off a cliff. You’d think this chick would have learned by now. I don’t know what she looks like when the phone rings, buy I imagine a Vietnam vet in a room full of fireworks.

Top 25 Most Played on Mel Gibson’s iTunes. #1:

Mel Gibson should probably shoot a wounded soldier in the face or drown a baby to get better press, because today a fourth audio clip has been released. This time,…

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Really?By toddJuly 14, 2010

I have no idea how many people at Bongo went to actual marketing school, but they have decided to make Audrina Patridge their face. Audrina Patridge. Was a jack-o-lantern not available? Because I wouldn’t make this chick the face of a pirate ship. Don’t get me wrong, the body is sick, but the face looks like a backup singer for the band booked to play the Hogwarts commencement.

I have no idea how many people at Bongo went to actual marketing school, but they have decided to make Audrina Patridge their face. Audrina Patridge. Was a jack-o-lantern not…

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Mello LinksBy toddFebruary 04, 2010




I usually don’t promote people here, but do yourself a favor and check out comedian and my drinking buddy, Mello Mike. He’s opened for D.L. Hughley, Dave Attell, and Ralphie May to name a few, and he’s way funnier than me. Yes, I know that’s not hard to do, but…wait, you know what I…no, I meant…oh, fuck you, man!

Avatar has a sequel [Popeater]
Kim Kardashian‘s diet pill commercial looks like a sex ad [Popeater]
Olivian Munn‘s Maxim outtakes [Popoholic]
Kristin Cavallari has panties [TaxiDriver Movie]
Carey Mulligan is topless in some movie [Egotastic]
Chicks licking lollipops [COED Magazine]
Jennifer Lopez is a neighbor from hell [Celebslam]
Pamela Anderson brings Hep C to Dancing With The Stars [Cele|bitchy]
Michael Buble needs (more…)

I usually don’t promote people here, but do yourself a favor and check out comedian and my drinking buddy, Mello Mike. He’s opened for D.L. Hughley, Dave Attell, and Ralphie…

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Damn, SexyBy toddFebruary 01, 2010

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Photographers in Miami were able to capture the elusive beauty known as Britney Spears this weekend. “It was once believed that beauty like this was a myth and would never reveal itself to mankind,” a leading scientist was quoted as saying.

Photographers in Miami were able to capture the elusive beauty known as Britney Spears this weekend. “It was once believed that beauty like this was a myth and would never…

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Jessica LinksBy toddJanuary 30, 2010

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The New York Times called Christina Hendricks fat. [Popeater]
Milli Vanilli: 20 years later [Popeater]
Marisa Miller is bootylicious [Popoholic]
Ali Larter upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie]
Katrina Bowden’s ass is now in movies [Egotastic]
How to date a college cheerleader [COED Magazine]
Maddox Jolie-Pitt wants to fuck Kim Kardashian [Celebslam]
The least true thing you have ever heard [Cele|bitchy]
Weed is the best medicine [Cityrag]
It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch [College Humor]
Kate Moss is alive [Heyman Hustle]

Hot ass Dollar Tree Megan Fox, Jessica Lowndes at the 1st Annual Data Awards.

The New York Times called Christina Hendricks fat. [Popeater] Milli Vanilli: 20 years later [Popeater] Marisa Miller is bootylicious [Popoholic] Ali Larter upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie] Katrina Bowden’s ass is now…

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