Justin Bieber Is Posting Bible Verses NowBy toddJune 05, 2014

 

Justin Bieber has only been alive for 20 years, but during that time, he's pissed in a mop bucket, screamed at mother and her child who were asking for an autograph, sang a song about niggers and the KKK on video, egged his neighbor's house, charged with reckless driving through his neighborhood, committed vandalism, got busted for a DUI on an expired license, assaulted a limo driver, resisted arrest, impregnated Selena Gomez out of wedlock, and informed police that he smokes weed and takes prescription drugs. But it's important to remember that he's a follower of our lord and savior Jesus Christ and his teachings, and since he got his head dunked underwater one time, everything he's done doesn't matter because he's going to heaven. Why don't you haters understand this?

 

 

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Carmen Electra Still Looks Like ThisBy toddJune 05, 2014

I was kinda under the impression that Carmen Electra was either dead or spending the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai, but apparently she's still alive and could reasonably spend the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai because she's still looking pretty damn hot. And she's 42. It's like my entire world view is crumbling. I'm sorry. I can't type anymore here. I have to go let it all out in my diary.

I was kinda under the impression that Carmen Electra was either dead or spending the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai, but apparently she's still alive and…

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What’s Good, Emma Roberts?By toddJune 05, 2014
What’s Good, Emma Roberts?

 

Emma Roberts assaulted her boyfriend but didn't get charged because she was just "emotional" and "passionate" (add that to my Lana Del Rey post) and she also looks like this in a bikini. So if you combine those two qualities, I'd very much like to have sex with her. Hopefully she wouldn't ask me to go in the water with her because she'll know my back would sting. It really is about the little things. She really is sweet once you get to know her. You don't know her like I do. She only hits me because she loves me.

  Emma Roberts assaulted her boyfriend but didn't get charged because she was just "emotional" and "passionate" (add that to my Lana Del Rey post) and she also looks like…

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