‘Black Panther’ Has A PosterBy toddJune 09, 2017
‘Black Panther’ Has A Poster

 

Marvel Studios just released the first poster for Black Panther ahead of the teaser trailer that’s gonna drop during Game 4 tonight, and damn. All I can really say if this was a character on Game Of Thrones, the show wouldn’t be on the air anymore because all the white characters would have ran away to the suburbs.

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  Marvel Studios just released the first poster for Black Panther ahead of the teaser trailer that’s gonna drop during Game 4 tonight, and damn. All I can really say…

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Mother’s Day Dump 05.14.2017By toddMay 14, 2017

Gurl bye

A post shared by Demi Rose (@demirosemawby) on

 

It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I hope you called yours, and if your mom isn’t here, call somebody else’s. They’ll appreciate it. Also, I’m not sure if Demi Rose has plans to be a mother at some point, but I would very much like to discuss that with her.

 

Gurl bye A post shared by Demi Rose (@demirosemawby) on May 13, 2017 at 12:26pm PDT   It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I…

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Here’s The Miss USA 2017 Bikini PrelimsBy toddMay 12, 2017

To make up for the Miley Cyrus and Amy Schumer posts, here’s some pics of the Miss USA 2017 contestants in bikinis. Do I really need to say anything about these? Wait, I do. Miss Maryland and Miss New Jersey and Miss Arkansas. How y’all doin?

To make up for the Miley Cyrus and Amy Schumer posts, here’s some pics of the Miss USA 2017 contestants in bikinis. Do I really need to say anything about…
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Miley Cyrus Is Naked For VBy toddAugust 29, 2014
Miley Cyrus Is Naked For V

 

To raise awareness for teen homelessness, Miley Cyrus is naked in the upcoming issue of V Magazine. No, sorry. That’s incorrect. She’s not naked for that reason. She’s naked for another reason. Unclear what that reason might be, because she’s unattractive.

 

Miley Cyrus V Magazine

  To raise awareness for teen homelessness, Miley Cyrus is naked in the upcoming issue of V Magazine. No, sorry. That’s incorrect. She’s not naked for that reason. She’s naked…

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Anastasia Ashley Is Here For YouBy toddAugust 29, 2014
Anastasia Ashley Is Here For You

 

I’ve subjected you to Roger Goodell and his tone deaf response to domestic violence long enough, so here’s Anastasia Ashley and her perfect self to help your struggle until I post some other stuff, because I care you, the reader. Keep in mind, this is the second consecutive  photo of Anastasia that I’ve posted where I don’t draw specific attention to her equally perfect ass. I don’t know. I feel like I’m growing as a person. Anyway, I hope your Friday goes well. I’m off to live out an imaginary scenario where Anastasia and I go to Panera Bread before we go pick up our first rescue kitten.

  I’ve subjected you to Roger Goodell and his tone deaf response to domestic violence long enough, so here’s Anastasia Ashley and her perfect self to help your struggle until…

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If You’re In The NFL, You Can Only Beat Your Wife Once Now, Maybe TwiceBy toddAugust 28, 2014
If You’re In The NFL, You Can Only Beat Your Wife Once Now, Maybe Twice

 

If you’re in the NFL and smoke weed twice, you get suspended for a year. If you’re in the NFL and  drag your wife out of an elevator by the neck after you knock her unconscious, you get suspended for two games. But that’s okay, because television journalists will let everybody know that maybe that bitch deserved it. Those sound like totally acceptable punishments for those crimes, correct? No? I didn’t think so either. So today, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced new disciplinary measures for all NFL employees involved in domestic violence incidents.

In light of the situation involving Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice and subsequent outrage over his two-game suspension, the NFL has announced a much stronger policy for domestic violence and sexual assault. According to Jane McManus of ESPNNewYork.com, citing a letter sent to all 32 NFL owners, offenders will receive a six-game suspension for the first offense and lifetime banishment for the second offense.

With this law, you only get one chance to beat your wife, so make sure it’s for something really important, because if you do it again, you’ll be banished from the NFL for life. Wait, sorry. By “lifetime ban”, they mean “a year”.

In reality, it’s an indefinite ban with a minimum of one year for a second offense on domestic violence or sexual assault.

Whew. At least a year is better than nothing. They’ll have plenty of time to sit and think about what they did while they serve out their punishment. Wait, no they won’t.

NFL’s new domestic violence policy could be challenged via antitrust law: it impacts players’ employment and wasn’t collectively bargained.

So, what have we accomplished here? Nothing. Mostly nothing. Goodell got to send out a letter, because I guess he likes writing letters. I’ll give the NFL some credit for actually acknowledging the problem and not attempting to cover over it unlike some professions, and I hate I even have to point this out, but don’t hit women. Like, just don’t hit them. The only time you should hit a woman is if she just recently turned into a zombie or got possessed by the devil. Those are the only two reasons. If she happened to recently turn into a werewolf or vampire, check to make sure she’s just not on her period first, then if she’s not, run away. Run as fast as you can. Because hitting them then will be pointless and futile, because werewolves and vampires are strong.

 

Addendum:  In Vegas, you can hit a woman if, and only if, the price is agreed upon beforehand.

 

 

 

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Demi Moore Looks Like FunBy toddDecember 10, 2012



As you look at these pictures of Demi Moore partying with Lenny Kravitz and surrounded by a lifetime supply of Red Bull, please keep in mind that Demi Moore is 50.

As you look at these pictures of Demi Moore partying with Lenny Kravitz and surrounded by a lifetime supply of Red Bull, please keep in mind that Demi Moore is…

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Jessica Alba is Queen of the MILFS, LinksBy kathyDecember 06, 2012



The greatest Candice Swanepoel pic ever taken (Hint: DAT ASS) [MyEx]
Weight Watchers is so pissed at Jessica Simpson [The Superficial]
Jessica Biel is looking very chesty all of a sudden [Popoholic]
The world is Adriana Lima‘s catwalk [Hollywood Tuna]
Anna Friel looks cold (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
That heroin addict Teen Mom is why Ke$ha does what she does [Dlisted]
Alessandra Ambrosio is hotter in Brazil (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kristen Wiig is in talks for Anchorman 2 [Celebuzz]
Kate Upton covers up for Vogue [Celebitchy]
Snoop says he smokes more than 80 blunts a day [COED Magazine]
…and here’s how he might roll them [College Humor]
[The Chive]
Top 10 naked stocking stuffers (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
More Victoria’s Secret models out and about [Moe Jackson]
Kanye West wants to make Khloe Kardashian hot [Celebslam]
John Travolta has a Christmas album [The Blemish]
The Grammy nominations are out [Evil Beet Gossip]
This LeAnn Rimes drama is getting out of hand [Amy Gindhouse]
The Duchess of Cambridge left the hospital [Lainey Gossip]
Anne Hathaway won the Les Miserables premiere [Egotastic]
Eminem‘s daughter did not insult Taylor Swift [Popcrush]
Johnny Depp is finally making Don Quixote [Film Drunk]
Rihanna‘s fashion show is coming to America [TooFab]
Jack White hates Lady Gaga [Popbytes]
Nick Cannon is charitable [Allie Is Wired]
Judd Apatow is 45 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Casey Affleck is taking on the Boston Strangler [ComingSoon]
Promo for the Mid-Season Finale of Arrow [Superhero Hype]
The 21 Best Graphic Novels of 2012 [Crave Online]
The best time lapse video ever [Viralosity]
Lindsay Lohan is stalking that guy from The Wanted [Hollyscoop]
Kim Kardashian hit the gym [Splash News]
Miley Cyrus is almost bald now [Starcrush]

The greatest Candice Swanepoel pic ever taken (Hint: DAT ASS) [MyEx] Weight Watchers is so pissed at Jessica Simpson [The Superficial] Jessica Biel is looking very chesty all of a…

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The CBS CEO Hates Angus T. JonesBy toddDecember 06, 2012



As you might remember, Angus T. Jones, the “half” in Two And A Half Men, did an interview with a religious group calling the “disgusting filth” and urged people not to watch it. However, he didn’t mention giving back all the money he’s made from the show. I hope he saved some of it.
New York Post reports:

After Charlie Sheen, Les Moonves thinks that the Angus T. Jones controversy is a “piece of cake.” Still, the CBS exec admitted that Jones’ future on the show is still unclear. “I don’t know what our status is with him,” the CBS Corp. president and CEO said yesterday at The Wall Street Journal Viewpoints event. “We took this boy who started with us when he was eight years old, and it seemed to be what happens with child stars over the course of time.””He’s now making $300,000 per week which is not a bad salary for a 19-year-old kid, and he went on a religious channel and urged people not to watch the show because it was filth. By the way, he’s still collecting his $300,000 a week.”

Angus T. Jones later issued the most non-apology apology ever issued, but of course, like most Jesus freaks, he’s perfectly fine with collecting $300K an episode, because operates under the logic that doesn’t have to follow his own advice because Jesus will forgive him. I don’t know, if I went to a restaurant and said it was disgusting filth and told people not to eat there, chances are I wouldn’t go back the next week. You know, unless they were paying me to eat there and no other restaurant would let me in because I’ve been typecast in the other restaurants commercials. Or something like that. Whatever. It made sense to me.

As you might remember, Angus T. Jones, the “half” in Two And A Half Men, did an interview with a religious group calling the “disgusting filth” and urged people not…
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Star Trek Into Darkness Has A TrailerBy toddDecember 06, 2012


I wasn’t aware that they could up with a dumber title than Star Trek 2 for a sequel, but here’s the trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness. Despite the title, it looks pretty damn epic and it stars Benedict Cumberbatch from the BBC’s kickass Sherlock. It also stars Alice Eve and she has huge boobs. I hope her boobs are not what’s in the darkness.

I wasn’t aware that they could up with a dumber title than Star Trek 2 for a sequel, but here’s the trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness. Despite the title,…

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