Iggy Azalea Is Still TryingBy toddNovember 21, 2017
Iggy Azalea Is Still Trying

 

It remains unclear how we as a society allowed Iggy Azalaea to happen, but we did, so now we have to tolerate it and wait for her but implants to get infected so she’ll go away. Not sure if did this because it’s Thanksgiving is coming up or not, but she slipped her lumpy pot of mashed potatoes in a thong and twerked for Instagram. You can tell the snack  she’s trying to serve here is unseasoned. You can probably find better at Boston Market.

 

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2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Did Shanghai & LinksBy toddNovember 20, 2017
2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Did Shanghai & Links

 

Watch this white, bald dad live out his Michael Jackson dreams  [  Dlisted  ]

Here’s Selena Gomez‘s panties at the AMAs  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Courtney Stodden needs attention again  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Gal Gadot remains the best thing about the DCEU  [  Popoholic  ]

Rita Ora should always wear this dress  [  Egotastic  ]

Alison Brie on the cover of Women’s Health  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

BTS of Nicki Minaj‘s Paper Magazine shoot  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Ana De Armas needs to be in more things  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Charles Manson finally died. Peace out.  [  The Blemish  ]

2017 AMA winners Nicki Swift  ]

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2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Shanghai. I skipped the Hadid chicks.

 

  Watch this white, bald dad live out his Michael Jackson dreams  [  Dlisted  ] Here’s Selena Gomez‘s panties at the AMAs  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Courtney Stodden needs attention…

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Emily Ratajkowski Is For FridayBy toddNovember 17, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Friday

 

Lot of sexual assault stuff happening now. I don’t mean that to come across like when I think of Emily Ratajkowski that I think of sexual assault. I just meant there’s a lot of stuff happening right now. And apparently some women are disposable if the man accused really loves Jesus or if they use the #Resistance hashtag. That’s awesome. All the women I know love to be used as political pawns. Not exactly sure where Emily Ratajkowski’s bikini like stands on this issue, but I know where I stand on it. I feel it’s great for the country and a positive step in moving us forward.

 

 

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Tom Wopat Got Arrested For Sticking His Fingers In A Woman’s ButtBy toddAugust 04, 2017
Tom Wopat Got Arrested For Sticking His Fingers In A Woman’s Butt

 

Dukes of Hazzard‘s Tom Wopat got arrested on Wednesday in Waltham, Mass. In town rehearsing a play, Wopat got arrested for indecent assault and battery and liking cocaine. His face also looks like the ass end of a burrito with a mustache on it

According to law enforcement … police arrested 65-year-old Wopat Wednesday at 10:53 PM. Police were actively looking for him, and pulled him over in his Ford Bronco. We’re told cops found a small baggie of cocaine on him, and he was booked for possession.

So what is “indecent assault” you might be asking yourself? Well, they call it that when you stick your hand down a woman’s pants and stick your fingers in her butt crack and said woman is not cool with that.

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Wopat was rehearsing his show, “42nd Street,” at the Reagle Theatre in Waltham, MA on July 23 when a woman on the set claims he walked behind her and she felt his hand grab her butt. She also says she felt his fingers go between her butt cheeks. She complained to one of the honchos about the incident, and Wopat was confronted. According to the police report, he denied touching the woman and said, “F*** them all.” There are 2 other incidents mentioned in the police report, both occurring during rehearsals. In one case a woman says he came up from behind her and wrapped his arm around her hip and lower waist, pulling her into him. In another instance a woman says he peeled sunburned skin off her arm.

Tom is out here just wanting to do blow and grab women’s asses and peel dead skin off their arms oh damn Tom what the hell is you doing, man? . He should have sang the lyrics to the Dukes Of Hazzard when the cops tried to arrested him and everybody would’ve had a good laugh then they would’ve shared his cocaine and went to foil a Boss Hog scheme.

  Dukes of Hazzard‘s Tom Wopat got arrested on Wednesday in Waltham, Mass. In town rehearsing a play, Wopat got arrested for indecent assault and battery and liking cocaine. His face also…
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Kanye West Is Suing An Insurance Company For $10M Because He Canceled TourBy toddAugust 02, 2017
Kanye West Is Suing An Insurance Company For $10M Because He Canceled Tour

 

I’m not going to pretend I know what any of this means, but Kanye West suing an insurance because he couldn’t finish a tour seems very Kanye West.

Kanye West’s touring company is suing Lloyd’s of London to get its money back for the shortened Saint Pablo tour…According to docs, Very Good Touring filed a claim with Lloyd’s back in November. You’ll recall Kanye pulled the plug on his remaining tour dates after spending 8 days at UCLA Medical Center in late November. In the docs, Kanye’s co. says it had a policy with Lloyd’s to cover cancellation or non-appearance fees. However, Lloyd’s has yet to fork over a dime and, according to the suit … suggests it might not ever, because it suspects Kanye’s marijuana use caused his breakdown. Very Good Touring says Lloyd’s has no proof to back up its weed theory, and is merely looking for “any ostensible excuse no matter how fanciful” to deny payment on the policy. VGT is suing Lloyd’s for $9.8 million, plus interest.

Weed. Much like your racist aunt after black guy gets shot by police, weed is also an insurance company’s excuse for why they shouldn’t pay.

The court papers have accused the insurance firm of using an alleged “use of marijuana” as a factor in the stalled payment. West displayed erratic behaviour during his 2016 Saint Pablo Tour and was hospitalised for a week in November. Sources told BuzzFeed News the rapper had suffered from sleep deprivation, dehydration, and exhaustion. During one performance he reportedly arrived late, sang a handful of songs and left the stage.

I don’t even know why they should pay or why they shouldn’t pay, all I know is that Kim Kardashian is being sued for $100M right now. Kanye needs to say he got 1o on it.

  I’m not going to pretend I know what any of this means, but Kanye West suing an insurance because he couldn’t finish a tour seems very Kanye West. Kanye…

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Casey Affleck’s Wife Filed For DivorceBy toddAugust 02, 2017
Casey Affleck’s Wife Filed For Divorce

 

Casey Affleck is now free to sexually predator the country.

Casey Affleck’s wife of 9 years, Summer Phoenix, is filing for divorce, and according to her the split’s been a longtime coming. Summer filed the divorce petition Monday in Los Angeles … citing irreconcilable differences. The couple has 2 sons — 13-year-old Indiana and 9-year-old Atticus. In the docs, she requests joint physical and legal custody of the boys. In the docs, she lists their date of separation as November 2015 — although they didn’t announce the split until March 2016. Point is… things had long since been on the rocks when Casey won the Oscar for Best Actor earlier this year.

They’ve been split up for a while and he’s been dating the brown gay cop on Supergirl, but it hasn’t been the best year for the Affleck bros. One is a unrepentant alcoholic who threw it all away for the nanny and also starred in Batman v Superman, and the other has more sexual harassment lawsuits than Donald Trump (not as many as Bill Clinton). He also won an Oscar for a boring movie about white people being depressed and dying in fires. Not sure where I’m going with this. I’ll stop now. You get the idea. Have a blessed day.

 

  Casey Affleck is now free to sexually predator the country. Casey Affleck’s wife of 9 years, Summer Phoenix, is filing for divorce, and according to her the split’s been a…

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Ariel Winter Is Doing This AgainBy toddAugust 02, 2017
Ariel Winter Is Doing This Again

 

Just like the number of bumper stickers you have on your car is directly related to how much of an insufferable asshole you are, the number of social media posts you make about body-shaming and being comfortable in your own body is directly related to the number of bikini/boobs pics you put up for likes and attention (sup, Emily Ratajkowski). That being said, Ariel Winter is back on her bullshit again. She posted these three pics on Instagram, and I can’t wait until she picks the one overtly cruel comments and writes an essay about body-shaming and the think pieces it will generate from sites that have a vested interest in being thought as attractive even though they only see a gym on their way to McDonald’s. You know the type. Enjoy!

 

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Krysten Ritter Did The ‘Defenders’ PremiereBy toddAugust 01, 2017
Krysten Ritter Did The ‘Defenders’ Premiere

 

Daredevil was great. Jessica Jones was great. Luke Cage was great until Cottonmouth died. The Iron Fist was I don’t know I lasted one episode. So maybe Defenders will be great. The jokes in the trailer aren’t. But the trailer also has Krysten Ritter‘s fine ass, so that means I’l be watching however many episodes they have. Because, as I said, Krysten Ritter is fine. The premiere of Marvel’s Defenders was last night and she wore this dress. Other casts members were there as well. Good for them.

 

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Kendall Jenner Is Topless To Sell LingerieBy toddAugust 01, 2017
Kendall Jenner Is Topless To Sell Lingerie

 

La Perla needs brand recognition for their brand recognition, so they hired Kendall Jenner to put on a thong and stand in front of a green screen to sell panties to chicks. I’m not a woman, or identify as a woman, or buy thongs for myself, but do women or people who identify as women or men who buy thongs for themselves buy something because Kendall Jenner endorses it? That can’t be right. I guess they hired Kendall Jenner instead of other sisters because they want perspective buyers to actually be able to see the thong. Smart decision on their part, but it’s still a Jenner so I don’t know how much that translates into sales. Could be some sort of write off.

 

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Mother’s Day Dump 05.14.2017By toddMay 14, 2017

Gurl bye

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It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I hope you called yours, and if your mom isn’t here, call somebody else’s. They’ll appreciate it. Also, I’m not sure if Demi Rose has plans to be a mother at some point, but I would very much like to discuss that with her.

 

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