Ryan Gosling Is Not Christina HendricksBy mollyOctober 01, 2010
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The movie Drive is still being filmed in LA, and instead of inflicting upon you more pictures of a fake redhead with a real weight problem (I’m sorry kids, but rolls aren’t curves), here are some of her co-star, Ryan Gosling. I’ve had a crush on this guy ever since I saw him on Flash Forward, an obscure Canadian tween show that aired here on the Disney Channel in the 90s, so I can’t hold it against him that he’s wearing a Garanimals tank top and his sister’s jeans. That outfit would look great on my floor.

The movie Drive is still being filmed in LA, and instead of inflicting upon you more pictures of a fake redhead with a real weight problem (I’m sorry kids, but…

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Jamie Lee Curtis’ Dad DiedBy mollySeptember 30, 2010

Hollywood legend and gay icon Tony Curtis died last night. According to ET:

His daughter Jamie Lee Curtis’ rep has confirmed to ET the news of the legendary actor’s passing. Jamie reacted to her father’s passing, telling ET, “My father leaves behind a legacy of great performances in movies and in his paintings and assemblages. He leaves behind children and their families who loved him and respected him and a wife and in laws who were devoted to him. He also leaves behind fans all over the world. He will be greatly missed.”… Curtis, whose real name was Bernard Schwartz, was perhaps most known for his comedic turn in Billy Wilder’s ‘Some Like It Hot’ with co-stars Marilyn Monroe and Jack Lemmon.

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Hollywood legend and gay icon Tony Curtis died last night. According to ET: His daughter Jamie Lee Curtis’ rep has confirmed to ET the news of the legendary actor’s passing….

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Greg Giraldo DiedBy toddSeptember 29, 2010

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I’m not sure how you “accidentally” overdose on prescription pills, but maybe Greg Giraldo can fill us in. Oh wait, never mind. He’s dead. TMZ reports:

Greg had been hospitalized in New Brunswick, NJ after he overdosed on prescription pills last weekend. A source said the overdose was not a suicide attempt. Giraldo was best known for his celebrity roast appearances. He had also been a judge on “Last Comic Standing.” A source close to Greg tells us, “Greg passed away today at the hospital in New Brunswick as a result of an accidental overdose. His family was by his side.” We’re told plans are being made for a public memorial service.

I never really got into this dude, but apparently a lot of people did so I guess it’s sad. I’m just wondering if he’s cremated can we call it a roast? Seems only reasonable.

I’m not sure how you “accidentally” overdose on prescription pills, but maybe Greg Giraldo can fill us in. Oh wait, never mind. He’s dead. TMZ reports: Greg had been hospitalized…
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Michael Bolton Demands An ApologyBy toddSeptember 29, 2010

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Michael Bolton has made countless millions singing vagina begging music, and when he got voted off Dancing With The Stars last night for epically sucking, he whined like a weeping vagina. Oh boo hoo. ABC News reports:

After the singer-songwriter’s “Hound Dog” routine was savagely torn apart by judge Bruno Tonioli, who called it “the worst jive in 11 seasons,” Bolton has demanded an apology. Monday night, Bruno lashed out at Bolton’s jive with professional partner Chelsie Hightower in which they used a dog house as a prop. He gave the couple the low score of three out of 10, putting him way behind his competitors. “I am a dog lover, but you make it so hard for me. You should have taken your bone and gone back to the dog house,” Bruno said. “You did it all very, very, very badly.”

Man, we should really feel bad about the way Michael Bolton has been treated. If banging Nicolette Sheridan when she was 28 and Teri Hatcher in the early 90s wasn’t bad enough, he had to suffer the indignity of nine #1 singles and Ashley Judd going down on him. Now this?! I think it’s pretty obvious at this point that Michael Bolton has been cursed by some carnival gypsy. Can he save his soul before the evil forces at work consume his very being? Let’s pray that he can, my friends.

Michael Bolton has made countless millions singing vagina begging music, and when he got voted off Dancing With The Stars last night for epically sucking, he whined like a weeping…
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Michelle Rodriguez Is Sensitive To OthersBy toddSeptember 29, 2010

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But…but…THEY KILLED THE JEWS!! Splash reports:

‘Lost’ actress Michelle Rodriguez poses in front of a swastika flag in this picture posted on her official Twitter page. While the screen star appeared to be mocking Nazi supporters – whom the ancient symbol is often associated with – she nevertheless angered some fans. Posting the image from Texas she wrote: “Hehehhehee Only in Austin can you find such Happy Nazi flag shooters look at the holes on this flag.” But one fan said: “That is NOT cool. Even if I know you’re against the Nazi regime, it is INACCEPTABLE to pose in front of a swastika flag. Sorry Michelle, but that’s over the top.” Earlier the 32-year-old posed with a massive weapon, saying: “Love me some range shootin;)” Her new film, ‘Machete’, was partly shot on location in Austin

Whatever. You know why you don’t see a bunch of Native Americans standing around in a bar? Because we’re all dead. Get over it. At least you know how to appraise diamonds and run movie studios. Seriously, what’s the big deal? She was kneeling in front of a flag. When Americans go to the Middle East, they pose in front of flags all the time. And they even get a souvenir blindfold and get to tell their family what a great time they’re having on videotape! Awesome! Although I wish they would upgrade to Blu-Ray. Videotapes tend to wear out over time.

But…but…THEY KILLED THE JEWS!! Splash reports: ‘Lost’ actress Michelle Rodriguez poses in front of a swastika flag in this picture posted on her official Twitter page. While the screen star…

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Australia’s Next Top Model Is A Well Oiled MachineBy toddSeptember 28, 2010

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The finale of Australia’s Next Top Model was last night, and you know how when you watch reality shows and the host announces the winner and everybody cheers and the winner cries because the host read the card right? Yeah so, imagine the exact opposite of that.

Speaking of winners in Australia, here’s Sophie Turner, winner of this year’s Australia’s Next Top Choice For Todd’s Pregnancy Test He Got For His Birthday.

The finale of Australia’s Next Top Model was last night, and you know how when you watch reality shows and the host announces the winner and everybody cheers and the…

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How Does This Work Exactly?By toddSeptember 28, 2010

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In what might be the creepiest couple in Hollywood, Hayden Panettiere and her dad captor summoned ogreboyfriend, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, attended Oktoberfest in Munich. Dear God. She looks like she just got handed to him by a nurse in a room with pink balloons out front. I have no idea how she walks, because I assume her anus looks like an innertube and her cervix has a Mexican guy standing in front of it wearing a hard hat and a reflective vest turning a sign that says “Stop” and “Slow” on it.

In what might be the creepiest couple in Hollywood, Hayden Panettiere and her dad captor summoned ogreboyfriend, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, attended Oktoberfest in Munich. Dear God. She looks…

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