Scarlett Johansson Wants To Bang Gordon Ramsay, Basically Any Celebrity ChefBy toddMarch 28, 2017
Scarlett Johansson Wants To Bang Gordon Ramsay, Basically Any Celebrity Chef

 

Scarlett Johansson is going through a shitshow of a divorce right now, but she also has needs. The need to be banged then fed.

When Howard Stern attempted to play matchmaker with the “Ghost in the Shell” star, 32, on Tuesday, she nixed his suggestions of potential suitors like Brad Pitt or Louis C.K. before revealing who she believes is the hottest man in the world — celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. “Gordon Ramsay! Honestly, I’m like somebody who likes Gordon Ramsay,” she said, before adding, “or Anthony Bourdain!” “There’s a running theme,” she joked.

I can cook and like yelling at people, so if Gordon doesn’t work out, just letting Scarlett know we might be able to work something out. Maybe we can talk about her new haircut before we proceed. How about switching that up a bit? Try something different? That would be really cool.

 

  Scarlett Johansson is going through a shitshow of a divorce right now, but she also has needs. The need to be banged then fed. When Howard Stern attempted to…

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‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Got CanceledBy toddApril 07, 2016
‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Got Canceled


The fourth tier Kardashian’s show on a fourth tier network got canceled after 13 episodes. 

Khloe Kardashian’s done shooting her talk show … FYI Network has shut down production of “Kocktails with Khloe” less than 3 months into its run. Productions sources tell us the official announcement from the network was the show is on “indefinite hold” … but that’s just TV talk — truth is, the show is dunzo. As for who decided to pull the plug? Both sides were unhappy. We’re told Khloe wanted to focus on her “other jobs” and had no interest in shooting the next season. Network execs could tell she’d “checked out” and weren’t happy about it.

No to worry, guys! She has “exciting things coming up”!




Stay tuned for those exciting things coming up in US Weekly or TMZ or wherever Kardashian things go. It’s healthy to have hobbies.


Not Khloe Kardashian:

The fourth tier Kardashian’s show on a fourth tier network got canceled after 13 episodes.  Khloe Kardashian’s done shooting her talk show … FYI Network has shut down production of…

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Sara Underwood Posted This Video & LinksBy toddApril 07, 2016



It’s Kendall Jenner‘s nipple ring again  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Aaron Carter loves Trump again  [  The Superficial   ]

Sophie Monk is topless   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Jessica Biel walked down the street in this   [  Popoholic  ]

Joanna Krupa works a bikini   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

More Ariel Winter in a bikini    [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

A reboot of  The Mummy is happening….with Tom Cruise    [  Dlisted   ]

Taylor Swift in these shoes  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Jennifer Lawrence says she lonely on the weekends  [  The Blemish   ]


  A video posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Apr 6, 2016 at 10:58am PDT It’s Kendall Jenner‘s nipple ring again  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Aaron Carter loves Trump again  […

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THE ‘ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY’ TEASER TRAILER JUST DROPPEDBy toddApril 07, 2016
THE ‘ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY’ TEASER TRAILER JUST DROPPED




The first official teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story dropped this morning. Good news: We finally get to see how the rebel spies stole the Death Star plans. Even better news: Zack Snyder wasn’t involved. Can’t wait!


The first official teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story dropped this morning. Good news: We finally get to see how the rebel spies stole the Death Star…

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Sad Amy Schumer Is Sad Because Glamour Called Her ‘Plus-Sized’By toddApril 06, 2016
Sad Amy Schumer Is Sad Because Glamour Called Her ‘Plus-Sized’


Somebody who fell into a coma at any time in history could wake up today, see Amy Schumer, and say, “yeah, chick likes to eat”. Or you can take a cursory look at her show. Or any of her commercials. Or her standup specials. Or basically any picture to draw that same conclusion. Apparently Amy Schumer doesn’t know that because Glamour included her in their “Chic at any size” issue (hey, look who’s on the cover) and now she’s sad. 

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Somebody who fell into a coma at any time in history could wake up today, see Amy Schumer, and say, “yeah, chick likes to eat”. Or you can take a…

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Janet Jackson Is PregnantBy toddApril 06, 2016
Janet Jackson Is Pregnant


Janet Jackson just announced that she’s pregnant. Janet Jackson is 49. That may seem too old to have a baby, but she had to make sure Michael was really dead. You understand.

“We’re in the second leg of the tour and there actually has been a sudden change,” Jackson said. “I thought it was important that you be the first to know. My husband and I are planning our family, so I’m going to have to delay the tour.”

I guess we can start speculating on the baby’s name, but we can probably go ahead and rule out “Justin Timberlake”. Look it up, Bernie Sanders supporters.



Janet Jackson just announced that she’s pregnant. Janet Jackson is 49. That may seem too old to have a baby, but she had to make sure Michael was really dead….

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Kylie Jenner’s Paper Magazine Interview Is Pretty Much What You’d ExpectBy toddApril 06, 2016
Kylie Jenner’s Paper Magazine Interview Is Pretty Much What You’d Expect


If you were under the impression that Kylie Jenner is a vapid and soulless empty void lacking any semblance of self-awareness who is propped up by her family to generate revenue, then you’re really gonna dig her “interview” with Paper Magazine. Because, well, holy shit. 

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If you were under the impression that Kylie Jenner is a vapid and soulless empty void lacking any semblance of self-awareness who is propped up by her family to generate revenue,…

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Hilary Duff In These Jeans & LinksBy toddApril 06, 2016

Ariel Winter in a white bikini   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Sarah Palin v Azealia Banks: Dawn of Dumb Twitter Feud   [  Dlisted   ]

Jessica Alba cameltoe   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Charlize Theron said she’s “too pretty” to get roles  [  The Superficial   ]

Kelly Rohrbach did GQ Mexcico  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Rita Ora wore this on her video shoot    [  The Nip Slip  ]

Elle Fanning is all legs  [  Popoholic  ]

Kate Bosworth in a bikini is depressing   [  Celebslam  ]

Prison officials trying real hard to keep Jared Fogle alive  [  The Blemish   ]

Chloe Moretz is morphing into Hilary Duff  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik are cheesy af  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

I want this Dance Moms outfit   [  Reality Tea   ]

Ariel Winter in a white bikini   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Sarah Palin v Azealia Banks: Dawn of Dumb Twitter Feud   [  Dlisted   ] Jessica Alba cameltoe   [  DrunkenStepfather   ] Charlize…

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Chelsea Handler’s Butt Doesn’t Want You To Vote For Trump Or Something To That EffectBy toddApril 05, 2016
Chelsea Handler’s Butt Doesn’t Want You To Vote For Trump Or Something To That Effect


Although she’s not great at exercises that target the ass, Chelsea Handler is great at looking on the Internet for issues she believes will get the most post reach if she’s naked. This time I guess it’s Donald Trump. He’s a butthole. So here’s Chelsea Handler‘s butthole. Wanted to explain that to you guys, because it might be hard to pick up on the subtlety here. Very nuanced.


Although she’s not great at exercises that target the ass, Chelsea Handler is great at looking on the Internet for issues she believes will get the most post reach if…

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Gwyneth Paltrow Lets Bees Sting Her In The Face To Retain Her Eternal BeautyBy toddApril 05, 2016

“Aww, you don’t use quinoa tampons? Bless your heart.”


I’m not a campaign manager, but Bernie Sanders is really missing opportunities to attack Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s an insufferable, bourgeoisie pain in the ass who can’t even get divorced right. She also does shit like this. She also just did an interview with The New York Times. She’s super relatable, guys. 

I’m always the guinea pig to try everything. I’ve got to try them all. I love acupuncture….But generally, I’m open to anything. I’ve been stung by bees. It’s a thousands of years old treatment called apitherapy. People use it to get rid of inflammation and scarring. It’s actually pretty incredible if you research it. But, man, it’s painful. I haven’t done cryotherapy yet, but I do want to try that.

Bees. Gwyneth Paltrow lets bees sting her in the face. Like, imagine being married this. Or dating this. What a goddamn nightmare that must be. At what point do you say “Candyman” five times in a mirror since she likes bees so much. 

 

“Aww, you don’t use quinoa tampons? Bless your heart.” I’m not a campaign manager, but Bernie Sanders is really missing opportunities to attack Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s an insufferable, bourgeoisie pain in…

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