Emily Sears Is For Friday & LinksBy toddApril 29, 2016

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Pamela Anderson‘s panties are promoting Baywatch  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Melania Trump said she’s never had plastic surgery   [  Dlisted   ]

Jessica Simpson is doing car rental commercials now  [  The Superficial   ]

Kristen Rain naked for Gosee (NSFW)   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Kylie Jenner needs a bigger bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Bella Thorne in a swimsuit  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Sandra Kubicka in a bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Elle Goulding in a bikini   [  Moe Jackson  ]

Ariel Winter got accepted to UCLA  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Jennifer Snowden is pregnant  [  Reality Tea  ]

Here’s Chris Evans staring at Elizabeth Olsen‘s tits  [  The Blemish  ]

 

A photo posted by Emily Sears (@emilysears) on Apr 28, 2016 at 9:59am PDT Pamela Anderson‘s panties are promoting Baywatch  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Melania Trump said she’s never had…

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Jennifer Garner Can’t Even With Ben Affleck’s Gambling ProblemBy toddJune 20, 2014
Jennifer Garner Can’t Even With Ben Affleck’s Gambling Problem


Ben Affleck got banned from a casino last month for counting cards or something. He's still gambling apparently.

Affleck, 41, has been seen spotted at Detroit-area casinos when he's off the clock filming as Batman for the upcoming Man of Steel sequel. But though tabloid rumors have buzzed that his gambling hobby is causing strain on his marriage to wife Jennifer Garner, a source close to the family says their relationship is solid. "She never understood his gambling obsession and she doesn't want him to be in the news [for it],” says the source in PEOPLE’s new issue. “[But] she's the most patient wife ever and is still very much in love with Ben."

Kinda weird to think that Aflleck is some kinda degenerate gambler, but he did what you should normally do when your wife/gf doesn't like something: he just threw a bunch of diamonds at the problem and Jennifer is cool now. But if Affleck needs me to talk to somebody in a casino, I can call some people. Lemme start a fire first and find a blanket I don't mind getting burned.

 

Ben Affleck got banned from a casino last month for counting cards or something. He's still gambling apparently. Affleck, 41, has been seen spotted at Detroit-area casinos when he's off…

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Ann Coulter Really Nailed It, You GuysBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

 

Anne Coulter live tweeted the Breaking Bad series finale last night, and wow, she totally just explained the whole moral of the show. MOAR GUNZ!!  Because that's really what the show was about. Not how ego and the lust for power can turn you into a soulless monster who can only gain redemption by dying on a Nazi meth lab floor, but a stark reminder just how important the Second Amendment is and how the socialist Kenyan, whose wife wants us to drink clean water like some third world FEMA camp, is probably sending drones and his Ilumaniti cyborgs to your house right now to take your two handguns and shotgun. Because your three guns are the only thing keeping this tyrant from implanting RFID chips into our children. Wake up, America!

#BreakingBad shows the importance of having a gun in the home. #BreakingBadFinale — Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) September 30, 2013   Anne Coulter live tweeted the Breaking Bad series finale last…
Gwen Stefani Is PregnantBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports:

In Touch can exclusively reveal that Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting baby No. 3! An insider close to the 43-year-old reveals to In Touch “She and Gavin couldn’t be happier” about the exciting news.

Gwen Stefani is 43 but still looks the exact same way she did in 1993, so I don't foresee any issues with her pregnancy. Unless she's a vampire. Is she a vampire. She's a vampire, isn't she? Shit, man. That means all her kids are half vampires. Half vampires with British accents and access to millions of dollars. Fuck. Book my passage on the next steamer ship! She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is "vampyr", "nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living!*

 

*(This concludes IDLYITW's dramatic reading of Dracula)

 

The pictures in the gallery were taken this year. This video was shot in 1995. You were saying?

 

 

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports: In Touch can exclusively reveal that…

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George Clooney Pulled Out At The Right TimeBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

 

If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

  If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

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He Remembers NowBy toddSeptember 01, 2009

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Hey, remember yesterday when Chris Brown said he didn’t remember beating the hell out of Rihanna? He apparently doesn’t remember that either because now he wants to “set things straight”. With “things” being the shit we saw on live television. Us Magazine reports:

He says: “There have been reports on the Internet that I didn’t remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight. “That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like four or five times — and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said. “The first four times – or how ever many times it was – I gave the same answer — which was that I didn’t think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn’t fair to Rihanna. The fifth time – or whatever it was – I just misspoke. I was asked, ‘Do you remember doing it?’ and I said, ‘No.’ “Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can’t believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.”

You know what also wasn’t fair to Rihanna? Oh I don’t know, choking her out? So unless you were possessed or the alien invasion has already begun and they’ve taken your body as a host, it was you, you jackass. You did it, you said it. Just because a person can’t “remember” something doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Unless you’re that college chick I met last night, then I don’t know what you’re talking about. Maybe your panties just had some place to be. Why don’t you go interrogate them since you’re a detective all of a sudden.

Hey, remember yesterday when Chris Brown said he didn’t remember beating the hell out of Rihanna? He apparently doesn’t remember that either because now he wants to “set things straight”….

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Lindsay Has New InkBy toddSeptember 01, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan lives in a psychotically unhinged fairy tale land of insanity and delusion, so of course she believes she’s Marilyn Monroe not that John G. raped and murdered her wife. So she got a new Marilyn Monroe quote tattooed on her arm. Examiner reports:

Lindsay has a previous Marilyn Monroe quote tattoo that she got when she broke up with Samantha Ronson. That one says, “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle” The tattoo reads in cursive on Lindsay’s wrist, surrounded by yellow, blue, and green stars. She now has another new tattoo. Over the weekend Lohan showed off her new tattoo that reads, “I restore myself when I’m alone.” This is a famous Marilyn Monroe quote. The words were tattooed in cursive with colorful stars on Lindsay’s inner right arm.

I have no idea what any of those quotes mean, so I’m not even gonna try to understand what some drug-addled trainwreck mumbled in an interview 50 years ago. Anyway, tattoos are supposed to be scary, not some corny life-affirming rambling. For example, chicks think I’m deep because I have “BE” tattooed on my penis. That’s before they see it actually says “BEAST MODE”. They’re still right about the deep part of course, but not for the reasons they initially thought.


Check out Lindsay’s nude Marilyn Monroe shoot HERE and HERE (NSFW)

Lindsay in Hollywood on August 25th:

Banner pic credit: Examiner

Lindsay Lohan lives in a psychotically unhinged fairy tale land of insanity and delusion, so of course she believes she’s Marilyn Monroe not that John G. raped and murdered her…

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IDLYITW Back 2 School LinksBy toddAugust 31, 2009
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Adrianne Curry is Twitter topless [Egotastic]

Facebook
warning signs [College Humor]

Geri Halliwell
nipples and cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]

Hilary Duff is naughty [Popoholic]

Coco has her ass out. Imagine that. [Heyman Hustle]

Kate Moss
is topless [Celebslam]

Back 2 schoolgirls
. Goddamn. [COED Magazine]

Kim Kardashian
has large breasts. That is all. [DrunkenStepfather]

Adrianne Curry is Twitter topless [Egotastic] Facebook warning signs [College Humor] Geri Halliwell nipples and cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie] Hilary Duff is naughty [Popoholic] Coco has her ass out. Imagine that. [Heyman…

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Well This Is CreepyBy toddAugust 31, 2009

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Reports are all over the place today that Macaulay Culkin, yes Macaulay Culkin, is the biological father of Prince Michael II. But you may now him by his even gayer name – Blanket. The Sun reports:

One source said: “It is well known Jackson and Macaulay shared a unique bond. “Now rumours are spreading like wildfire that Macaulay, who Jackson nicknamed Mack, is actually Blanket’s biological dad.” Fevered speculation gripped the US after repeated claims that a “well-known Hollywood actor” donated the sperm for Blanket. Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his “perfect” family. The source added: “This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father.” So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. “But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. “Really, Jackson idolised him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. “Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”

I don’t know, this kid kinda looks like Mowgli, so I’d really like to see the mother. Because as insane as every Michael Jackson story is, there’s a chance that she might be an actual human, but there’s a good chance that it was something Michael Jackson summoned from blood and clay while wearing a bull head mask and sacrificing a baby goat.

Elisha Cuthbert and Culkin’s girlfriend in Maxim:

Reports are all over the place today that Macaulay Culkin, yes Macaulay Culkin, is the biological father of Prince Michael II. But you may now him by his even gayer…

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I Don’t Get ItBy toddAugust 31, 2009

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Television and magazines are really trying to make AnnaLynne McCord happen, and sorry man, it’s not. It’s really not. This bitch looks like an unconvincing transvestite. She has zits on her chest, her face look like a Jack-O-Lantern, and I’ve seen bodies of water better than what this chick is working with. Long story short, if you’re a dude, and you think this chick is hot, you might want to start hanging out at park bathrooms or uploading your new baton-twirling video to YouTube, because vagina might not be your thing.

Television and magazines are really trying to make AnnaLynne McCord happen, and sorry man, it’s not. It’s really not. This bitch looks like an unconvincing transvestite. She has zits on…

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