‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two TrailersBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two Trailers

 

After the original directors were fired and Ron Howard reshot like 90% of the movie, two trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story have dropped. They added “A Star Wars Story,” in case you didn’t know a trailer with Chewbacca and the Millennium Falcon in it was about Star Wars. It’s great! Because it has things you recognize! This will be a great movie and not a money grab from a corporate conglomerate at all. The trailer also has Donald Glover as a young Lando Calrissian. He was the black guy in the old Star Wars movies if you don’t count Darth Vader.

 

 

  After the original directors were fired and Ron Howard reshot like 90% of the movie, two trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story have dropped. They added “A Star…
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The Patriots Lost A Super BowlBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
The Patriots Lost A Super Bowl

 

The Philadelphia Eagles just beat the New England Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl LII. Even the Roman numeral has a L in it. Again, the Eagles won, so let me know where to text my Red Cross donation to the city of Philadelphia tomorrow.

  The Philadelphia Eagles just beat the New England Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl LII. Even the Roman numeral has a L in it. Again, the Eagles won, so let…

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“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A TrailerBy toddJanuary 30, 2018
“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A Trailer

 

I haven’t seen the first Ant-Man because why would I, but the sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, has a trailer that came out today and this is it. Kate plays the Wasp. Haven’t seen her in a while. I guess this is a good thing. Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas are also in it. I don’t know more much about this movie, I’m sorry.

 

  I haven’t seen the first Ant-Man because why would I, but the sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, has a trailer that came out today and this is it. Kate…

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InsticatorBy Sergio MirelesJune 06, 2017



Drake Is Banging Jennifer LopezBy toddDecember 24, 2016

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PSA: I’m awake because if Carrie Fisher died, I was gonna post about it. But she’s not dead, so I’m gonna post a story I was gonna post on Tuesday but forgot because somebody brought over burritos. I’m going to post it now. The post is about Drake and Jennifer Lopez. You probably figured that out already though.

Drake and Jennifer Lopez might be more than just friends. A week after the 30-year-old rapper visited Lopez in Las Vegas for her residency return at Planet Hollywood, the two were spotted spending a little time together in Los Angeles on Monday night.  An eyewitness tells ET that Drake and Lopez, 47, stepped out for an intimate dinner at West Hollywood hot spot Delilah. While the two did dine with a small group of friends, the eyewitness says that Drake and J.Lo appeared to be on a date.

I’m not really a fan of Drake’s pussy begging music, but if Jennifer Lopez asks you to bang her, you do it. I had more planned for this post, but it’s Christmas Eve. Make up your own.

 

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Justin Bieber Is Very GracefulBy toddDecember 22, 2016

Justin Bieber went on a hike yesterday in Los Angeles. These are pictures of him falling and busting his ass. This is the second time this has happened this year. Why you gotta tease us like that, 2016? We know what you’re capable of, dude. Step your damn game up. Look at all those rocks in these pictures. You can’t give us one subdural hematoma? Fuck you, buddy.

Justin Bieber went on a hike yesterday in Los Angeles. These are pictures of him falling and busting his ass. This is the second time this has happened this year….

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Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom 3By toddDecember 22, 2016

In what appears to be my weekly installment of Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom, here’s Hilary Duff leaving some type of workout out place. It’s Studio City, so there’s no telling what they hell they do in there. Probably some type of strip pilates that’s supposed to benefit Aleppo and shelter dogs or some shit. Whatever it is, it’s not making her ass any smaller. In fact, it’s making it exponentially larger. Maybe this place makes their own dough. No way to be sure until we send an investigative team in. I feel the public needs to know.

In what appears to be my weekly installment of Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom, here’s Hilary Duff leaving some type of workout out place. It’s Studio City, so there’s no telling…

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Ryan Lochte Lied About Getting RobbedBy toddAugust 18, 2016
Ryan Lochte Lied About Getting Robbed


Earlier this week, Ryan Lochte‘s mom told the media her son was robbed, the Brazilian authorities were like “sounds like bullshit”, then Ryan Locthe held a press conference to say he was robbed by people claiming to be Brazil police. Then he fled the country. The other two alleged victims, Jack Conger and Gunnar Bentz, were physically removed from their flight and are now being detained by Brazilian authorities. Why? Because Brazil has the receipts. Specifically, the security footage of the men returning to the Olympic Village. 

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Earlier this week, Ryan Lochte‘s mom told the media her son was robbed, the Brazilian authorities were like “sounds like bullshit”, then Ryan Locthe held a press conference to say…

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Kelly Brook Should Turn Back NowBy toddJune 03, 2016

Sadly, these Kylie Jenner pics have far exceeded my ability to generate revenue to buy them, so here’s Kelly Brook going to a London restaurant. Also sadly, she does that a lot now. RIP. This is how I wish to remember her. In lieu of flowers, please write your congressman to request that no Johnny Depp and Amber Heard stuff happens over the weekend. God bless. Type “amen”. 

Sadly, these Kylie Jenner pics have far exceeded my ability to generate revenue to buy them, so here’s Kelly Brook going to a London restaurant. Also sadly, she does that…

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Here’s Kourtney Kardashian’s Naked AssBy toddDecember 17, 2015
Here’s Kourtney Kardashian’s Naked Ass


I’m not sure of the stipulations that Kris Jenner has in all their contracts, but I think at least one of her daughters has to be naked on the Internet once a week. I guess last night was Kourtney Kardashian‘s turn. Her post didn’t include a caption, and I don’t think she does anything except have Scott Disick’s kids, so I guess her naked ass was to fill the Kris Jenner enforced quota? Somebody has to do the heavy lifting for Kim now. Who knows. Anyway. All aboard for some Photoshopped mom ass.


Just so we’re clear, it’s NSFW.


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I’m not sure of the stipulations that Kris Jenner has in all their contracts, but I think at least one of her daughters has to be naked on the Internet…

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