DJ Tanner’s Legs Look Like This NowBy toddMarch 26, 2014

Candace Cameron is on Dancing With The Stars now, and besides serving as yet another example of why ABC should change the name, she also put on a leg show yesterday prior to rehearsals. I don't want to speak for Kirk Cameron here, but his sister isn't really presenting herself in a godly way. Why is her dress that short? Is she trying to make men commit the sin of adultery in their hearts? This is no way for a bride of Christ to dress. Why, she is nothing more than a harlot from hell! A succubus of Satan! (It's pretty weird that religion makes everything I just typed okay to say. How long are we gonna keep doing this? VCRs are a lot newer than religion but we already got rid of those.)

Candace Cameron is on Dancing With The Stars now, and besides serving as yet another example of why ABC should change the name, she also put on a leg show…

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Olivia Wilde Is Having A BoyBy toddJanuary 14, 2014

May Olivia Wilde's first child be a masculine child. E! reports:

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' first child will be a boy, the pregnant Her actress announced after the 71st Annual Golden Globes ended on Sunday, Jan. 12. The 29-year-old beauty dressed her baby bump in an emerald sequined Gucci gown for the star-studded event. "Until about a week ago, I just looked fat!" she told People of selecting a floor-length gown. "I wanted to be like, 'I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!'"…The mom-to-be's son was quite active that evening. "He was kicking the whole time, going, 'Where are we?!'" said Wilde, who told E! News that she's due on May 4. The once-wed actress also revealed that she loves her new body. "It's great—I've never had boobs before!" joked the Drinking Buddies star.

That's cool, but I wonder what her next 20 kids will be? If I was Jason Sudeikis, I'd put her in a jean skirt and some Keds and do what comes naturally.

May Olivia Wilde's first child be a masculine child. E! reports: Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' first child will be a boy, the pregnant Her actress announced after the 71st…

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You’ll Never Guess What HappenedBy jessApril 23, 2011

Lindsay Lohan got sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service. Oh, wait. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan just walked through her own personal revolving door — the exit way at Lynwood Correctional Facility — after a bondsman put up the cash to spring her.

According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department’s website … LiLo was in custody for almost five hours and her bail was set at $75,000.

The most shocking thing about the outcome is that anyone was surprised at all. It’s customary for anyone appealing a sentence to post bail and get released, and it’s customary for Lindsay Lohan to get out of jail. The second most shocking thing was Todd getting really excited about this and texting me about it while I was trying to (more…)

Lindsay Lohan got sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service. Oh, wait. TMZ reports: Lindsay Lohan just walked through her own personal revolving door —…

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