Megan Fox Has OuttakesBy toddAugust 12, 2009

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Outtakes of Megan Fox’s Elle photoshoot (see it here) were released yesterday, and um, damn. I don’t know what this has to do with anything, but one of my ex-girlfriend’s used to call my penis “God’s Ambien”. You know, if Megan is interested in that sort of thing.

Outtakes of Megan Fox’s Elle photoshoot (see it here) were released yesterday, and um, damn. I don’t know what this has to do with anything, but one of my ex-girlfriend’s…

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Oh, Hey There SexyBy toddAugust 12, 2009

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Despite having millions of dollars and a Spartan army of stylists at her disposal, Britney Spears has absolutely no idea how to dress herself. With her floppy ass tits and rat’s nest weave, I guess she really has no other choice. I mean, what is else is she gonna wear? Couture probably isn’t the best thing to wear when you’re in line at the drive-thru to get a fourthmeal or buying makeup at Wal-Mart.

Despite having millions of dollars and a Spartan army of stylists at her disposal, Britney Spears has absolutely no idea how to dress herself. With her floppy ass tits and…

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So Long, HeathBy toddAugust 11, 2009

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Although The Dark Knight was his last completed film role, Heath Ledger was filming Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus before his untimely death on January 22, 2008. Good news is, it’s a Terry Gilliam movie. So it won’t be weird at all when you see Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell (who were hired after Ledger’s death) play Ledger’s character as he travels through a dream world. I’m not gonna lie, I’ve sat here and watched this trailer at least ten times now and I have no fucking clue what I’m looking at. If Michael Jackson was alive he could probably give me some shit to make sense of all this, but I almost need to see a Camaro transform into a robot or a dinosaur with lasers for eyes for this trailer to seem normal.

Although The Dark Knight was his last completed film role, Heath Ledger was filming Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus before his untimely death on January 22, 2008. Good…

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