Katherine Webb Has 31 Knives On Her Wedding RegistryBy toddJune 20, 2014
Katherine Webb Has 31 Knives On Her Wedding Registry

 

AJ McCarron dropped to the 5th round in the NFL draft because he was a douche in interviews and it turned out none of his teammates actually liked him, so now he's backing up a ginger in Cincinnati. On the other hand, he's marrying Katherine Webb because they're both good Christian folk who need 31 knives for some reason. That's weird, right? Maybe this is some kind of loophole for Demi Lovato.

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January Jones Deleted This #TBT Pic Because It’s ‘Racist’By toddJune 20, 2014
January Jones Deleted This #TBT Pic Because It’s ‘Racist’

 

"Where da white women at?"

 

I guess when you post your first paid modeling gig and its you in a sweater posing with two guys who haven't got their 2014 Miami Heat NBA Champions t-shirts yet, people might think you're being racist. And those people are kinda dumb, because I'm not really sure what's racist about this picture. How about we focus on the real issues here and have a open dialogue about that sweater.

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Jennifer Garner Can’t Even With Ben Affleck’s Gambling ProblemBy toddJune 20, 2014
Jennifer Garner Can’t Even With Ben Affleck’s Gambling Problem


Ben Affleck got banned from a casino last month for counting cards or something. He's still gambling apparently.

Affleck, 41, has been seen spotted at Detroit-area casinos when he's off the clock filming as Batman for the upcoming Man of Steel sequel. But though tabloid rumors have buzzed that his gambling hobby is causing strain on his marriage to wife Jennifer Garner, a source close to the family says their relationship is solid. "She never understood his gambling obsession and she doesn't want him to be in the news [for it],” says the source in PEOPLE’s new issue. “[But] she's the most patient wife ever and is still very much in love with Ben."

Kinda weird to think that Aflleck is some kinda degenerate gambler, but he did what you should normally do when your wife/gf doesn't like something: he just threw a bunch of diamonds at the problem and Jennifer is cool now. But if Affleck needs me to talk to somebody in a casino, I can call some people. Lemme start a fire first and find a blanket I don't mind getting burned.

 

Ben Affleck got banned from a casino last month for counting cards or something. He's still gambling apparently. Affleck, 41, has been seen spotted at Detroit-area casinos when he's off…

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NopeBy toddJune 20, 2014
Nope

 

Katy Perry bleached her eyebrows then got a new hairstyle that's generally reserved for chicks who want to get sexed into the Latin Kings. She also got her nails done in Koreatown. Would I still have sex with her? Yes, yes I would. My penis stresses diversity and doesn't subscribe to your racism as long as you're brunette and have blue eyes and a nice ass. We can buy the boobs later after I clear some things from my credit report.

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Amy Jane Brand Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddJune 20, 2014
Amy Jane Brand Says Good Morning, Links

 

 

Netflix needs to stock up on vodka and botox [Dlisted]

The Man Vs. Food dude is a raging douche  [Fishwrapper]

Who wants to see Amber Heard's nipples? Well, everyone (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Justin Bieber knocked up three chicks [The Superficial]

Good lawd Yara Khmidan  [Hollywood Tuna]

Le Michele should always wear this [Popoholic]

Please vote for the other thing Anastasia Ashley does well  [Drunken Stepfather]

Megan Fox's kids will be bored as hell [Celebitchy]

The answer to this question is "no"  [Moe Jackson]

Watching doesn't shrink your brain. Whew. [Film Drunk]

Lindsay says she got a job [Celebslam]

Bras are a joke  [The Chive]

Who wants to see Kim Kardashian's nipples? Kim Kardashian [toofab]

pic source = Instagram

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It Has BegunBy toddJune 19, 2014
It Has Begun

 

Taylor Swift got a new cat yesterday. Her name is Olivia Benson and this is Swift's second cat. Her other cat, Meredith, has her own Twitter account. And Taylor Swift writes it like she's Meredith. Can somebody give Taylor Swift an orgasm please? Or let her maybe just look at it? This is getting pretty weird..

  Taylor Swift got a new cat yesterday. Her name is Olivia Benson and this is Swift's second cat. Her other cat, Meredith, has her own Twitter account. And Taylor…

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