Kate Upton Got The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover AnywayBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Kate Upton Got The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Anyway

 

After demanding to be on the cover of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Kate Upton is on the cover. Why? Oh man, the totally best reason.

The theme of this year’s issue centers on body diversity and age inclusion, something that was very important to SI Swim editor MJ Day. It’s also one of the reasons Upton was “proud” to return to the magazine.

Spin it, Kate!

To have an issue that focuses on that is really an amazing moment for me because I think it’s important for everyone to be the best they can be, but not to strive to be a company or industry’s idea of perfect,” Upton tells Sports Illustrated. “For SI to emphasize every different type of perfect is really inspiring. Those are the campaigns I want to do and the career I want to have — to inspire women to love themselves.”

I agree. Nothing says “body diversity and age inclusion” like a 24-year old skinny blonde with huge tits. Really breaking new ground here. They should do a food diversity issue next with tacos and chicken nuggets.

 

@kateupton is BACK!

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Ariel Winter’s Butt Did Valentine’s DayBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Ariel Winter’s Butt Did Valentine’s Day

 

Not sure how your Valentine’s Day went, put Ariel Winter spent the day posting a lot of pictures of her ass. I guess that means she’s in love. Or in love with her body and wants you to know that somebody else is as well? Either way it’s pictures of her ass. Here’s another one. Maybe you’ll like them too.

 

Happy Valentine’s Day #valentines

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This was Ariel Winter at the grocery store two days ago.

 

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Maddie Spears Is A Powerful MutantBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Maddie Spears Is A Powerful Mutant

 

A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.

 

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Taylor Swift Wore Some “Booty” ShortsBy toddAugust 11, 2016

I guess today is ass day or things that pass for asses day, so here’s Taylor Swift going to the gym yesterday in these shorts that I assume were custom made or bought in the kid’s department. Remember these pics? Those pics led us astray. Those pics lied to us. Hillary Clinton rigged Taylor’s ass that’s the only explanation. When will Hillary be held accountable for her crimes that I see in Infowars videos? From what I can tell, she has people assassinated, she can control elections, all media, the FBI, the Department of Justice, embassies, and created ISIS all while having Parkinson’s. Michael J. Fox has Parkinson’s and he can’t even sit through an interview. Hillary might even be able to control the weather. Maybe we shouldn’t fuck with this lady.  

I guess today is ass day or things that pass for asses day, so here’s Taylor Swift going to the gym yesterday in these shorts that I assume were custom…

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Kendall Jenner Is SingleBy toddSeptember 25, 2013
Kendall Jenner Is Single

 

You might want to sit down for this, because it might be a shock, but Kendall Jenner was dating a black guy. I know, I know, it just doesn't fit with the rest of her family. Anyway, she dumped him because he was cheating on her. Radar Online reports:

Khloe Kardsahian and Lamar Odom aren’t the only ones dealing with heartbreak in the family – Kendall Jenner has unceremoniously dumped her boyfriend, Julian Brooks. Kim Kardashian’s 17-year-old younger sister was romancing her high school sweetheart, but she pulled the plug on the relationship after suspecting he was cheating on her a bombshell new report in Star magazine claims. “He would disappear for days and not answer Kendall’s text messages,” a close source says about Brooks, who is a University of Nevada football player. He and Kendall met when they were attending Sierra Canyon School together and they started dating in May 2012. Star claims that she promptly dumped him after her friends confirmed her cheating fear, because she “couldn’t live with the doubt.”

Kendall Jenner is 17, so I need Ted Cruz to come in read "Green Eggs and Ham" to filibuster what I was going to say. Also, what was up with that? That was pretty dumb, right? How would a Canadian know about Dr. Seuss when his father was a Communist? Lots of things don't make sense here.

 

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Vanessa Hudgens Started A BandBy toddSeptember 25, 2013

 

As a society I thought we had sent groups like The Pussycat Dolls and Danity Kane back to tranny hell from whence they came, but apparently Vanessa Hudgens has started another multi-racial girl empowerment group called Bootsy Bellows (wha?) who hide their lack of talent by wearing short shorts and twerking. Anyway, I only posted this because Vanessa Hudgens in tight black shorts popping her ass. I'm sorry that this is what passes for journalism now.

 

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IDLYITW LinksBy toddAugust 14, 2009
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Heidi Montag Playboy pictures suck [Fatback Media]

Alexa Vega Twitter Bikini pictures [Egotastic]

Megan Fox PSA (NSFW language) [College Humor]

How to date out of your league [COED Magazine]

Rebecca Romijn cameltoe [TaxiDriver Movie]

Ashley Greene in lingerie [Popoholic]

Sarah Harding has a gross ass [Hollywood Tuna]

Denise Milani. Greatest. Tits. Ever. [Heyman Hustle]

Megan Fox in a tight dress going to a meeting in Santa Monica yesterday. I’m sure that meeting was very productive:

Heidi Montag Playboy pictures suck [Fatback Media] Alexa Vega Twitter Bikini pictures [Egotastic] Megan Fox PSA (NSFW language) [College Humor] How to date out of your league [COED Magazine] Rebecca…

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Kourtney Kardashian Got Pregnant By This DudeBy toddAugust 14, 2009

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Let’s face it, the race to get pregnant has always been between Kim and Kourtney, because there’s no way Khloe was gonna get pregnant unless she somehow finds Skull Island. Anyway, Kourtney’s pregnant. E! Online reports:

Kourtney says she was shocked to learn she was expecting, but then realized it wasn’t completely out of the question. “There’s so many times I’ll forget to take my pill,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. She added, “I’ve done that several times and never really thought about it…I know, it’s stupid.” As for the baby daddy’s reaction, Kourtney said, “He was like way more like excited than I was. Like he definitely wasn’t as nervous and scared.”

Kourtney is by far the hottest of these Armenian whores, but you’re probably trying to adjust the color on your monitor right now to notice. It’s fine, the dude is white.

Let’s face it, the race to get pregnant has always been between Kim and Kourtney, because there’s no way Khloe was gonna get pregnant unless she somehow finds Skull Island….

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