The 71st Golden Globes Nominations Were AnnouncedBy toddDecember 12, 2013
The 71st Golden Globes Nominations Were Announced

 

Hollywood loves them a good circle jerk, so the nominees for the 71st Golden Globes were announced this morning, so I've listed the awards I care about because I too enjoy a private circle jerk. My predictions are in bold. Feel free to argue with me. You know, like normal.

 

 

BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

12 Years A Slave

Captain Phillips

Gravity

Philomena

Rush

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

Sandra Bullock, Gravity

Judi Dench, Philomena

Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks

Kate Winslet, Labor Day

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

Chiwetal Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave

Idris Elba, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips

Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

Robert Redford, All Is Lost

 

BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

American Hustle

Her

Inside Lleywn Davis

Nebraska

The Wolf Of Wall Street

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Amy Adams, American Hustle

Julie Delpy, Before Midnight

Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha

Julia Dreyfus, Enough Said

Meryl Streep, August: Osage County

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Christian Bale, American Hustle

Bruce Dern, Nebraska

Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street

Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis

Joaquin Phoenix, Her

 

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

The Croods

Despicable Me 2

Frozen

 

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

Blue is the Warmest Color

The Great Beauty

The Hunt

The Past

The Wind Rises

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine

Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle

Lupita N'yongo, 12 Years a Slave

Julia Roberts, August: Osage County

June Squibb, Nebraska

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips

Daniel Bruhl, Rush

Bradley Cooper, American Hustle

Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave

Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

 

BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity

Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips

Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave

Alexander Payne, Nebraska

David O. Russell, American Hustle

 

BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE

Her

Nebraska

Philomena

12 Years A Slave

American Hustle

 

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

Breaking Bad

Downton Abbey

The Good Wife

House Of Cards

Masters Of Sex

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife

Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black

Taylor Schilling, Orange Is The New Black

Kerry Washington, Scandal

Robin Wright, House Of Cards

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan

Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex

Kevin Spacey, House of Cards

James Spader, The Blacklist

 

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

The Big Bang Theory

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Girls

Modern Family

Parks & Recreation

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Zooey Deschanel, New Girl

Lena Dunham, Girls

Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep

Amy Poehler, Parks & Recreation

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Jason Bateman, Arrested Development

Don Cheadle, House of Lies

Michael J. Fox, The Michael J. Fox Show

Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

 

BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

American Horror Story: Coven

Behind The Candelabra

Dancing on the Edge

Top of the Lake

White Queen

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor

Rebecca Ferguson, White Queen

Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven

Helen Mirren, Phil Spector

Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra

Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra

Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge

Idris Elba, Luther

Al Pacino, Phil Spector

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge

Janet McTeer, White Queen

Hayden Panettiere , Nashville

Monica Potter, Parenthood

Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Josh Charles, The Good Wife

Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra

Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad

Corey Stoll, House of Cards

Jon Voight, Ray Donovan

 

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Kanye West Is Whining Again About Not Getting Nominated For SomethingBy toddDecember 11, 2013

 

In new Kanye West is a petulant child, jealous woman news, West brought his insatiable thirst and paranoia to the Hammersmith Apollo in London on Saturday night where he ranted for over 10 mins about the evils of corporations and the Grammys because they have yet to kneel and beg before him. MTV News reports:

Standing onstage alone during the G.O.O.D. music banger "Clique" at the Hammersmith Apollo, West started out giving props to London's creativity and slamming "business people" who make him sick. "People get on the phone with me and [ask me] … 'what kind of business are you doing?'" he said in a video of the incident on YouTube. "'What's the numbers? How much did you sell? What's the radio spins? How much shampoo can you sell with your face on it and s—?'" "Remind me again why we in this s—?" he sang over and over in an improvised bit. "Since when was making art about getting rich?" Soon enough, though, the not impecunious rapper took it way further. "I got love for Hov, but I ain't f—in' with that 'Suit & Tie,'" 
 he sang, dissing the comeback single from Justin Timberlake that features Yeezy's Throne mate Jay....But West had other people in his sights as well. He went on to rail against the Recording Academy as well, telling the Grammys they can "suck my d–." The slam against the organization (as well as "every mother—in' sponsor" that puts their logos over his concerts and those annoying execs at backstage meet-and-greets who want to tell him about themselves) came just weeks after they awarded him three golden gramophones
 for his work with Jay and the G.O.O.D. crew….West also took another shot at Taylor Swift, whom he famously interrupted at the 2009 MTV VMAs. "Taylor Swift beat Beyoncé at the Grammys? Beyoncé be dancing in heels and s—," he said, according to reports. The longest part of his rant didn't name names, but it made some very strong comments about stars who take big bucks from corporations for selling drinks. "Can I sell your drink for you please? So you can help me put on a better show," he said in a mocking tone just months after Jay's wife, Bey, announced a $50 million deal with Pepsi that will have the soda giant investing in some of her creative efforts. Timberlake also recently announced a drink deal, in which he was named the creative director for Bud Light Platinum. "Please corporations? Can you please support me, Please? Me, Kanye West? I swear I'm a nice n—a now. I swear I'll put the pink polo back on. I swear to you. Please? Just for three million dollars. I need it so bad. I need a new pool in my back yard. So I'll tell all my fans your s— is cool. And if they believe in me they should also believe in you . . . Did we you the check yet? Did the corporation send the check yet? What's my public rating right now? Are people liking me again? Enough to get some money from the corporations? Are they liking me now? They forgot about the whole Beyonce thing right? Ok cool. Is it okay now?"

Hopefully he can take some of his Adidas money and get a vaginoplasty and some Lexapro, because it must exhausting to be constantly posing for a picture that nobody is taking. Yeezus sucked and your temper tantrum got you escorted out of the lobby of the most powerful and recognizable athletic apparel corporation in the world. I realize you might not have been taught this, but the world doesn't revolve you, bruh. I know, I know, sit down if you have to, it's okay. Take a deep breath. Breathe it out. Also, ranting against corporations then in the same sentence asking them for money is kinda a bitch move. At best, you're the greatest teenage white girl rapper who has ever lived. Nobody can take that away from you.

 

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Emmy Rossum Got Topless For EsquireBy toddDecember 11, 2013
Emmy Rossum Got Topless For Esquire

 

Emmy Rossum looks like a young Angelina Jolie born with fetal alcohol syndrome, but somehow that still manages to be hot. So here she is in January 2014 issue of Esquire, because she's topless. The issue also includes an interview with the actress and hahahahaha why? Dude, she's topless and in a thong. Trust me on this, nothing she will say will matter. Hitler was misunderstood? Cool, cool. *resumes slideshow*

 

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