Holland Roden Did MaximBy toddJune 30, 2014
Holland Roden Did Maxim

 

Apparently there's a show on MTV called Teen Wolf, and Holland Roden is part of the cast. Good for her. Also, she's in the July/August 2014 issue of Maxim. Better for her. Because, well, she has a perfect body. And she's a redhead, so she has a high tolerance for pain. Is everybody following me here? Jesus, do I have to spell it our for you? This is a family site.

 

Holland Roden Maxim

 

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  Apparently there's a show on MTV called Teen Wolf, and Holland Roden is part of the cast. Good for her. Also, she's in the July/August 2014 issue of Maxim….
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Kelly Osbourne Got A Tattoo On Her HeadBy toddJune 30, 2014
Kelly Osbourne Got A Tattoo On Her Head

 

I used to watch that Ozzy Osbourne show on MTV, so I know Ozzy has hugged Kelly Osbourne before, so I'm not sure what's up with her getting her head inked. Don't know if anybody told her, but it draws attention to her face. Why would she want that kind of stress in her life?

 

Kelly Osbourne Head Tat

 

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  I used to watch that Ozzy Osbourne show on MTV, so I know Ozzy has hugged Kelly Osbourne before, so I'm not sure what's up with her getting her…

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Ice T’s Grandson Accidentally Killed His RoommateBy toddJune 30, 2014
Ice T’s Grandson Accidentally Killed His Roommate

 

This story is made up, because Ice-T has a grandson? You're telling me Ice-T has a grandson? This is what you're saying? Nope. Not buying it, sorry.

Elyjah Marrow — grandson of rapper Ice-T — was arrested after he accidentally shot and killed his roommate … TMZ has learned. Cops tell us … 19-year-old Marrow was fiddling with a handgun in his Georgia apartment Tuesday when it accidentally went off, fatally wounding roommate Daryus Johnson, who was also 19. Marrow was charged with involuntary manslaughter, possession of firearm in the commission of a felony, and reckless conduct. He was also hit with possession of marijuana with the intent to distribute, and possession of a stolen firearm. He is currently in custody.

So, possession of a stolen firearm and some weed he was trying to sell. I'm sure he's seen New Jack City, c'mon now, dude. Don't do that. Your grandfather served in the drug war during his deployment in Los Angeles so wouldn't have to. Just go back in time and just accidentally kill the roommate so you can say you're a true patriot whose freedom projectiles became self-aware and wanted to dispense justice before it was confiscated and melted down to erect a giant statue of Obama hugging a terrorist and aborting a baby. Why should you be charged? It's only the gun's fault when you're the one killing someone, right?

 

You really have disappointed your grandfather:

 

  This story is made up, because Ice-T has a grandson? You're telling me Ice-T has a grandson? This is what you're saying? Nope. Not buying it, sorry. Elyjah Marrow…

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Justin Bieber’s Mugshot Is In The ‘On The Run’ TourBy toddJune 30, 2014
Justin Bieber’s Mugshot Is In The ‘On The Run’ Tour

 

The On The Run tour is three days in so far, and it's already pissed off Justin Bieber fans. Why? Because they're dumb. What? I'm dumb? Your mama's dumb. Oh, your mother is dead? How did she pass?  I'm so sorry, I didn't know. Take comfort in the fact that she lived a long full life.

They've already shocked fans by showing video footage of their 2008 wedding and Blue Ivy's birth, and now Beyonce and Jay Z have pulled another shocker out of the bag. Audiences were treated to a series of mugshots, projected onto giant screens on stage – including singer Justin Bieber's – as Bey told fans: "Even the greatest can fall." Fans posted about the apparent diss to the 20-year-old , who's been arrested and in trouble countless times in recent months. Justin fans seemed torn with some furious Beliebers calling it "disrespectful," and saying, "Justin is gonna freak." Others agreed with the 32-year-old singer, tweeting: "She is totally right. Respect", and "She was proving a point, it was not an Insult".

Let's just all agree to ignore the fact that Beyonce is singing about bad life decisions while standing next to a dude who could have saved 15% or more on licensing fees if he would have used the same kids to sing the chorus of Hard Knock Life that he used to sell his crack. Let's focus on the real issue here: Justin Bieber fans. I don't know what the diagnosis is for somebody who publicly worships this asshole, but it's gotta be some Shutter Island type thing. Ask your doctor if getting stabbed in brain through your eyeball is right for you. That wasn't a joke. You should really do that.

  The On The Run tour is three days in so far, and it's already pissed off Justin Bieber fans. Why? Because they're dumb. What? I'm dumb? Your mama's dumb….

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Jessica Tyann Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddJune 30, 2014
Jessica Tyann Says Good Morning, Links

 

Orlando Bloom wore purple sweatpants and a scarf to the beach [Dlisted]

Ben Affleck doesn't let Jennifer Garner have guy friends  [Fishwrapper]

Rose McGowan forgot her bra (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Ireland Baldwin has a black girlfriend [The Superficial]

Kate Moss bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Bryana Holly in a bikini makes Monday better [Popoholic]

Courtney Love in a bathing suit makes Monday worse [Drunken Stepfather]

Shia LaBeouf got banned from a restaurant for public urination [Celebitchy]

Lisa Opie does yoga in the park  [Moe Jackson]

Eugenia Suarez should wear this all the time  [Celebslam]

Selfie games too strong [The Chive]

Chrissy Teigen is topless for GQ Mexico [toofab]

 

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  Orlando Bloom wore purple sweatpants and a scarf to the beach [Dlisted] Ben Affleck doesn't let Jennifer Garner have guy friends  [Fishwrapper] Rose McGowan forgot her bra (NSFW) [Taxi…
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Liam Neeson’s Nephew Got Drunk And Broke His BrainBy toddJune 27, 2014
Liam Neeson’s Nephew Got Drunk And Broke His Brain

 

"Don't climb on that thing over there."

 

Ronan Sexton, Liam Neeson's nephew and possible Bond villain, got drunk and climbed on top of a 20 foot phone kiosk at 4am. Guess what happened next? He was *takes on sunglasses* taken to a hospital.

 Sussex Police said Friday that Sexton is in critical condition, and there were no suspicious circumstances to the incident. "Ronan is receiving wonderful treatment from the dedicated staff at Hurstwood Park," his family said in a statement. "We gratefully receive all the love, support, prayers and good wishes for Ronan's full recovery to good health. We would appreciate privacy at this time."

Life tip: Don't marry or be related to Liam Neeson. Your skull will crash into things.

  "Don't climb on that thing over there."   Ronan Sexton, Liam Neeson's nephew and possible Bond villain, got drunk and climbed on top of a 20 foot phone kiosk…

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Selena Gomez Is Getting A New Rack For Justin BieberBy toddJune 27, 2014
Selena Gomez Is Getting A New Rack For Justin Bieber

 

I approve this message.

Selena Gomez, we’ve learned exclusively at HollywoodLife.com that you are considering getting a boob job so you can be even sexier than you already are — and it’s all for Justin Bieber! Unfortunately, we hear from a source close to you that you are feeling less than confident about yourself, and it’s because you are so afraid of losing Justin again. Your roller coaster relationship with Justin has definitely been a self-esteem-killer for you and we understand that, but we don’t want you to make a regrettable, permanent decision because of it. “Selena is putting a huge amount of pressure on herself because she’s afraid of losing Justin,” an insider reveals exclusively to HollywoodLife.com. “She feels like she needs to be the hottest girl in the world to keep his attention. She’s studied every girl that he hooked up with while they were broken up, at least the ones she knows about, and compared herself to them down to every last detail."

No disrespect to HollywoodLife, but let's calm down to see how this all plans out, because bigger boobs is never a bad idea. And I'm not sure what's happening, but this makes the second time I've kinda defended Justin Bieber. He's a douche and an idiot, but good job on emotionally manipulating a hot chick into thinking she's not. That's becoming a lost skill. Like most NBA GMs, I tend to draft on potential. Selena Gomez is a raw prospect with plenty of upside.

  I approve this message. Selena Gomez, we’ve learned exclusively at HollywoodLife.com that you are considering getting a boob job so you can be even sexier than you already are…

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Shia LaBeouf Got Dragged Out Of ‘Cabaret’ In HandcuffsBy toddJune 27, 2014
Shia LaBeouf Got Dragged Out Of ‘Cabaret’ In Handcuffs

 

There's really nothing more gangsta than being escorted out of a Broadway musical, but Shia LaBeouf is hardcore like that and doesn't give a fuck that the story of his arrest was broken by BroadwayWorld.com

This just in… First reported via both audience, and cast member reports on social media and then confirmed by BroadwayWorld.com, actor Shia LaBeouf was escorted out of Roundabout's production of Cabaret at Studio 54 during the show's intermission in handcuffs. BroadwayWorld.com confirmed shortly thereafter that the actor was reportedly disruptive during the first act of the Tony-nominated revival, and then escorted out by police during intermission. Those on the street tell us that LaBeouf was in tears when taken away by police, and that audience members on the scene described the actor as having been extremely disruptive throughout the entire first act of the show. Further confirmed by Ryan Parker of the LA Times, "Shia LaBeouf is in NYPD custody after being escorted out of CABARET the musical. He is being questioned, police tell me." Updated 11:00 PM: ABC News has reported that "LaBeouf, 28, was smoking inside the theater and engaging in other disruptive behavior, police said. When he was asked to leave, he refused and then threatened the officers and people on the sidewalk outside. He was charged with two counts of disorderly conduct and one count of criminal trespassing." According to cast member Danny Burstein on Facebook, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your places call for Act II. Also, to let you know, Shia LaBeouf has just been escorted from the building in handcuffs." Yep, that just happened. On Twitter, Tony nominee Benj Pasek noted "Just saw Shia LaBeouf in handcuffs surrounded by 6 police offers outside of Cabaret the musical."

Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan or Justin Bieber or whoever, but when they get arrested, it's usually for kinda cool shit. Shia Labeouf was arrested because he got turned up during a Broadway show about Nazis. Gary Oldman and Mel Gibson slipped out the back without incident.

  There's really nothing more gangsta than being escorted out of a Broadway musical, but Shia LaBeouf is hardcore like that and doesn't give a fuck that the story of…
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Katie Cleary Is A Thirsty HoBy toddJune 27, 2014

When Katie Cleary's husband shot and killed himself at a firing range (LOOPHOLE! MURICA! 2ND AMENDMENT! TCOT! ), everybody believed it was because she was hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio, but since women are diabolical, he killed himself because he didn't have enough money or fame. Let's read her thot process here:

Katie Cleary — the "Deal or No Deal" model whose husband committed suicide Sunday — was so thirsty for fame she schemed to become a cast member on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" … a move that helped drive her husband to financial ruin … sources close to the couple tell TMZ. Our sources say Katie was demanding with hubby Andrew Stern, imploring him to help her penetrate the walls of Hollywood celebrity. Her big plan was to join RHOBH and she executed it by latching on to Taylor Armstrong — once a star on the show — and her husband Russell. We're told Katie dragged Andrew to dinners, parties and other events where the Housewives hung, but her plan didn't work. Instead her play created a big problem, because Andrew got involved in Russell's investments and lost a bundle. Andrew hit rock bottom financially and we're told that contributed to his downward spiral that ended Sunday when he shot himself in the head at a firing range. And one other eerie note … Russell and his business partner, Alan Schram, both committed suicide.

Women are taught at an early age that they are special flowers and that no man will ever be good enough for them because they are beautiful princesses, so when they hear that and happen to be somewhat hot, sometimes they grow up to be Katie Cleary and believe they deserve money and fame without having to do much for it besides putting on a bikini and getting on TV, so they drain every available resource to get what they want. But all isn't lost yet. At worst, she's on the shortlist for "Real Ho Wives of Dead Dudes".

When Katie Cleary's husband shot and killed himself at a firing range (LOOPHOLE! MURICA! 2ND AMENDMENT! TCOT! ), everybody believed it was because she was hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio,…
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Good God, ManBy toddJune 27, 2014
Good God, Man

 

Because I have limited brain function most of the time, I was unaware that Candice Swanepoel could be more perfect, but…damn. Here she is as a brunette. I don't know what's going with my dick right now, but I think people in this coffee shop are starting to notice.

 

Also, here she is in a bikini. Because the world is a better place when she puts one on.

 

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

 

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  Because I have limited brain function most of the time, I was unaware that Candice Swanepoel could be more perfect, but…damn. Here she is as a brunette. I don't…

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