Sup, Lily Collins?By toddJuly 28, 2017
Sup, Lily Collins?

 

Not sure how Phil Collins’ sperm pulled this off, buy Lily Collins is cute as hell. She attended the premiere of Amazon Studios’ The Last Tycoon, and while I don’t know what that is, I do know cute skinny, brunette, white girls, so hopefully the movie is about that. No, wait, I just Googled it and it says it’s about “F. Scott Fitzgerald’s final unfinished novel is set in 1930s Hollywood, an era darkened by the Depression and the growing influence of Hitler”. Sounds like it’s gonna be about rich white people standing around talking. I already have Game Of Thrones for that. Sorry.

 

  Not sure how Phil Collins’ sperm pulled this off, buy Lily Collins is cute as hell. She attended the premiere of Amazon Studios’ The Last Tycoon, and while I don’t…

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Cara Delevigne Seems Really Excited To Be Here, LinksBy toddNovember 14, 2014

Charli XCX should put those away  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Jennifer Lawrence’s fans seem really calm and sane   Dlisted

Lara Stone is all kinds of naked  (NSFWDrunken Stepfather

Bella Thorne is trouble   Hollywood Tuna

I want this in a sandwich  Popoholic

Emily Sears’ rack is perfection    Celebslam

Vivienne Westwood is gonna be beheaded   Celebitchy

Amanda Bynes was never homeless, just insane The Superficial

Womem reading this: Kirk Cameron needs you back in the kitchen please Fishwrapper

Sarah Hyland is a red dot special   Moe Jackson

Charli XCX should put those away  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Jennifer Lawrence’s fans seem really calm and sane   Dlisted Lara Stone is all kinds of naked  (NSFW)  Drunken Stepfather…

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Kelly Brook Isn’t New HereBy toddNovember 06, 2014

Kelly Brook has been on this site before I even got here, because she’s basically the perfect woman even though she’s kinda crazy and every boyfriend she has dumps her or cheats on her eventually. She also sets elaborate thirst traps on Instagram everyday, so it’s hard to keep up with all her shit. So, let’s handle all that, shall we? Take this journey of boobs with me. Don’t fight it. Let it happen.

Kelly Brook has been on this site before I even got here, because she’s basically the perfect woman even though she’s kinda crazy and every boyfriend she has dumps her…

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Good God, Margot RobbieBy toddNovember 06, 2014

 They have so many women of the year awards things that it’s pretty hard to keep up, but speaking of “hard” and “keep up”, Margot Robbie attended the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards 2014 looking like something Satan designed in a lab to make you touch your penis. Also, her boob popped out (NSFW) at some point during the night. I definitely feel Satan is behind this.

 

 

 They have so many women of the year awards things that it’s pretty hard to keep up, but speaking of “hard” and “keep up”, Margot Robbie attended the Harper’s Bazaar…

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Ariana Grande Performed At The CMAs For Some ReasonBy toddNovember 06, 2014

You know a song sucks when it’s mostly whistling, but apparently there is a country band called Little Big Town and they got on stage like a bunch of county fair Trons to perform their mostly whistling song “Day Drinking” with a wall of Tron snare drummers behind them that looked like nightmare fuel for Mumford and his sons. About halfway through the song, they realized it sucked, then Ariana Grande came out dressed like sexy Tron and proceeded to outsing everybody on stage by performing “Bang Bang”.  Especially they guy with the feathered hair and beard. Anyway, yeah. Ariana Grande was on the CMAs not performing a country song.  Hey, man. Your guess is a good as mine.

 

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You know a song sucks when it’s mostly whistling, but apparently there is a country band called Little Big Town and they got on stage like a bunch of county…

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Jessica Cribbon Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 06, 2014

Miranda Kerr is see through (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Kat Torres in a bikini is everything  Hollywood Tuna

Britney Spears has a new boyfran Dlisted

Emma Stone in lingerie Drunken Stepfather

Jamie Chung leg show Popoholic

Honey Boo Boo slept in the same bed as a child molester The Superficial

Gisele isn’t wearing her wedding ring  Celebslam

Carrie Underwood got Taylor Swift jokes. Just Jared

Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged  Celebitchy

Kirk Cameron can’t stop being fucking weird  Fishwrapper

Krysten Ritter takes the bus Moe Jackson

Miranda Lambert rocked three different hairstyles at the CMAs  Hollywood Life

Irina Shayk in lingerie WWTDD

Jennifer Aniston just wants to elope now Lainey Gossip

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Sorry I Missed You, SelenaBy toddNovember 05, 2014

I hoped it seemed like I was busy looking for Halloween pics to post this week, and if it did, that’s awesome. Because I forgot to post these pics of Selena Gomez in this dress at the 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala on November 1st, so I’m posting them now. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s just 23 pics of her standing still with her rack hanging out. Some of the pics are or her walking with her rack hanging out, but mostly she’s standing still with her rack hanging out. I don’t think it’s ever too late to see something like that.

I hoped it seemed like I was busy looking for Halloween pics to post this week, and if it did, that’s awesome. Because I forgot to post these pics of…

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Jessica Chastain Isn’t Captain MarvelBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Jessica Chastain has talked a lot recently about the fact there isn’t enough quality roles for women who aren’t named Meryl Streep, but she specifically has a hard on to see a woman in a superhero movie, so when she did an interview with MTV about an meeting with Marvel, the Internet assumed she was gonna be playing Captain Marvel. This run on sentence is now over, and it’s time for the blockquote from said MTV interview.

When Chastain stopped by MTV today (November 3) she openly discussed the tantalizing possibilities. Once rumored to be up for a role in “Iron Man 3,” Chastain confirmed she’s talked to Marvel about other roles. “We’ve talked about aligning our forces in the future,” Chastain said. “And here’s the thing with me… If you’re going to be in a superhero movie, you only get one chance. You’re that character forever. So why do a superhero movie and play the boring civilian?” “Whatever it is, I want a fight scene,” Chastain continued. “I could be an incredible villain. I could be a hero. I want a cool outfit, and I want to kick ass.”

Turns on, your raging comic book movie boner was a waste.  Per Jessica Chastain’s Twitter.

Oops uh oh….I’ve never had talks about Captain Marvel. Was referring to a different film from over a year ago, in my recent MTV interview.

So she was offered a superhero role but didn’t take it yet still complains there’s not enough women represented in the genre? Is this kinda like when you ask a woman what she wants to eat for dinner or watch on Netflix? It’s kinda the same thing, right?

Jessica Chastain has talked a lot recently about the fact there isn’t enough quality roles for women who aren’t named Meryl Streep, but she specifically has a hard on to…

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Rihanna Did EsquireBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Unlike Chris Brown, there’s only one thing of Rihanna’s I want to punch, but I guess it’s because I’ve never really hung out with her and only know her from videos and pictures like aliens and Bigfoot. But nothing has really changed on my end after seeing her shoot for Esquire. A lot of abortion clinics will be closing soon, so I’ll have to rethink my long term Rihanna plan I had all mapped out. Lemme get back to you guys on that one.

Unlike Chris Brown, there’s only one thing of Rihanna’s I want to punch, but I guess it’s because I’ve never really hung out with her and only know her from…

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