Cara Delevigne Seems Really Excited To Be Here, LinksBy toddNovember 14, 2014

Charli XCX should put those away  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Jennifer Lawrence’s fans seem really calm and sane   Dlisted

Lara Stone is all kinds of naked  (NSFWDrunken Stepfather

Bella Thorne is trouble   Hollywood Tuna

I want this in a sandwich  Popoholic

Emily Sears’ rack is perfection    Celebslam

Vivienne Westwood is gonna be beheaded   Celebitchy

Amanda Bynes was never homeless, just insane The Superficial

Womem reading this: Kirk Cameron needs you back in the kitchen please Fishwrapper

Sarah Hyland is a red dot special   Moe Jackson

Charli XCX should put those away  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Jennifer Lawrence’s fans seem really calm and sane   Dlisted Lara Stone is all kinds of naked  (NSFW)  Drunken Stepfather…

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Kelly Brook Isn’t New HereBy toddNovember 06, 2014

Kelly Brook has been on this site before I even got here, because she’s basically the perfect woman even though she’s kinda crazy and every boyfriend she has dumps her or cheats on her eventually. She also sets elaborate thirst traps on Instagram everyday, so it’s hard to keep up with all her shit. So, let’s handle all that, shall we? Take this journey of boobs with me. Don’t fight it. Let it happen.

Kelly Brook has been on this site before I even got here, because she’s basically the perfect woman even though she’s kinda crazy and every boyfriend she has dumps her…

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Good God, Margot RobbieBy toddNovember 06, 2014

 They have so many women of the year awards things that it’s pretty hard to keep up, but speaking of “hard” and “keep up”, Margot Robbie attended the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards 2014 looking like something Satan designed in a lab to make you touch your penis. Also, her boob popped out (NSFW) at some point during the night. I definitely feel Satan is behind this.

 

 

 They have so many women of the year awards things that it’s pretty hard to keep up, but speaking of “hard” and “keep up”, Margot Robbie attended the Harper’s Bazaar…

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Jessica Cribbon Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 06, 2014

Miranda Kerr is see through (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Kat Torres in a bikini is everything  Hollywood Tuna

Britney Spears has a new boyfran Dlisted

Emma Stone in lingerie Drunken Stepfather

Jamie Chung leg show Popoholic

Honey Boo Boo slept in the same bed as a child molester The Superficial

Gisele isn’t wearing her wedding ring  Celebslam

Carrie Underwood got Taylor Swift jokes. Just Jared

Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged  Celebitchy

Kirk Cameron can’t stop being fucking weird  Fishwrapper

Krysten Ritter takes the bus Moe Jackson

Miranda Lambert rocked three different hairstyles at the CMAs  Hollywood Life

Irina Shayk in lingerie WWTDD

Jennifer Aniston just wants to elope now Lainey Gossip

Miranda Kerr is see through (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Kat Torres in a bikini is everything  Hollywood Tuna Britney Spears has a new boyfran Dlisted Emma Stone in lingerie Drunken…

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Jessica Chastain Isn’t Captain MarvelBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Jessica Chastain has talked a lot recently about the fact there isn’t enough quality roles for women who aren’t named Meryl Streep, but she specifically has a hard on to see a woman in a superhero movie, so when she did an interview with MTV about an meeting with Marvel, the Internet assumed she was gonna be playing Captain Marvel. This run on sentence is now over, and it’s time for the blockquote from said MTV interview.

When Chastain stopped by MTV today (November 3) she openly discussed the tantalizing possibilities. Once rumored to be up for a role in “Iron Man 3,” Chastain confirmed she’s talked to Marvel about other roles. “We’ve talked about aligning our forces in the future,” Chastain said. “And here’s the thing with me… If you’re going to be in a superhero movie, you only get one chance. You’re that character forever. So why do a superhero movie and play the boring civilian?” “Whatever it is, I want a fight scene,” Chastain continued. “I could be an incredible villain. I could be a hero. I want a cool outfit, and I want to kick ass.”

Turns on, your raging comic book movie boner was a waste.  Per Jessica Chastain’s Twitter.

Oops uh oh….I’ve never had talks about Captain Marvel. Was referring to a different film from over a year ago, in my recent MTV interview.

So she was offered a superhero role but didn’t take it yet still complains there’s not enough women represented in the genre? Is this kinda like when you ask a woman what she wants to eat for dinner or watch on Netflix? It’s kinda the same thing, right?

Jessica Chastain has talked a lot recently about the fact there isn’t enough quality roles for women who aren’t named Meryl Streep, but she specifically has a hard on to…

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Rihanna Did EsquireBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Unlike Chris Brown, there’s only one thing of Rihanna’s I want to punch, but I guess it’s because I’ve never really hung out with her and only know her from videos and pictures like aliens and Bigfoot. But nothing has really changed on my end after seeing her shoot for Esquire. A lot of abortion clinics will be closing soon, so I’ll have to rethink my long term Rihanna plan I had all mapped out. Lemme get back to you guys on that one.

Unlike Chris Brown, there’s only one thing of Rihanna’s I want to punch, but I guess it’s because I’ve never really hung out with her and only know her from…

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Oh Hey, Katherine McPhee’s Legs And ButtBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Katharine McPhee attended the People’s Choice Awards 2015 Nominations Press Conference yesterday, and I really don’t care about that, but my penis is sitting right here with me somewhere and he said his choice is her ass and legs. The last time we heard from Katharine McPhee, she was basically banging a married dude against a car in broad daylight, so let’s not pretend that what I just said will offend her. To be honest, it actually offends me that you would think that. What about my penis’ feelings? What has he ever done to you to make you speak about him in this way?

Katharine McPhee attended the People’s Choice Awards 2015 Nominations Press Conference yesterday, and I really don’t care about that, but my penis is sitting right here with me somewhere and…

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Bryana Holly Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Lady Gaga is topless backstage (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Iggy Azalea had a vgaina slip at a Bar Mitzvah Drunken Stepfather

Meet hottie Maritza Veer Hollywood Tuna

Sorry, ladies. Luke Evans has a boyfriend. Just Jared

Uhhh….Olivia Munn had some work done Popoholic

Everything with Amanda Bynes is still awful The Superficial

Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged  Celebitchy

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are still a thing Dlisted

Kaley Cuoco went as Justin Bieber for Halloween Fishwrapper

Jennifer Lopez has a tell-all book Moe Jackson

Taylor Swift‘s “1989” sold 1.2M copies. She made a celebration video. Hollywood Life

Carlina Cruz. Yes, please. Celebslam

Joanna Krupa doesn’t need a bra WWTDD

Lady Gaga is topless backstage (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Iggy Azalea had a vgaina slip at a Bar Mitzvah Drunken Stepfather Meet hottie Maritza Veer Hollywood Tuna Sorry, ladies. Luke…

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Nicki Minaj Destroyed Her Own Mercedes With A Bat Because She Was Mad At Her ExBy toddNovember 04, 2014

Women are inherently crazy, but they like to use the term “passionate” instead, so when you combine crazy with ratchet, stupid things happen. Like Nicki Minaj beating the shit out of her own car with a bat, because she got into an argument with the guy she let drive it around.

Now we know why Nicki Minaj and her longtime boyfriend broke up … one of them was on the verge of going to jail after she smashed the windows of his Mercedes with a baseball bat. Here’s what we know. During the summer, Nicki and Safaree Samuels got into an argument. She started screaming, he got pissed, and she EXPLODED in anger, grabbing a bat and chasing him out of the house. She wisely chose property over person, and pulverized the 2012 Benz. And for bad measure, she threw his clothes in the garbage — just like in the movies. Law enforcement sources tell us … cops were called to the house, but no arrests were made. Safaree was escorted out of the house and left. As for why Nicki didn’t get in trouble … it appears she owned the Mercedes, but allowed him to use it, and you can’t get arrested for destroying your own property.

I fully and completely believe this story, because a friend of mine worked crew for IHeart Radio this year in Vegas ans said Nicki Minaj was a raging bitch to literally everyone and screamed at a backup dancer for having the audacity to bump into her, so beating a Mercedes with a bat doesn’t seem out of the real of possibility. Another possibility? Everyone you vote for today has been bought and sold a thousand times over and don’t give a fuck about you or your interests. Happy voting!

Women are inherently crazy, but they like to use the term “passionate” instead, so when you combine crazy with ratchet, stupid things happen. Like Nicki Minaj beating the shit out…

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Tara Booher Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 04, 2014

It costs $85K to Photoshop Mariah Carey  [Dlisted]

Lena Dunham’s sister has something to say now [Fishwrapper]

Melissa George’s nipples went to an event (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Here’s a lot of pictures of Kate Upton’s butt  [The Superficial]

Selena Gomez forgot her bra [Popoholic]

Lea Michelle’s Halloween costume. I approve. [Drunken Stepfather]

Nina Agdal in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are never breaking up  [Hollywood Life]

Beyonce is dropping a “suprise” album [Celebitchy]

Kate Beckinsale is still super hot  [Moe Jackson]

Sara Stephens. GOOD LAWD [Celebslam]

A Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleader is the latest victim of The Fappening [COED]

It costs $85K to Photoshop Mariah Carey  [Dlisted] Lena Dunham’s sister has something to say now [Fishwrapper] Melissa George’s nipples went to an event (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] Here’s a…

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