Ariana Grande Performed At The CMAs For Some ReasonBy toddNovember 06, 2014

You know a song sucks when it’s mostly whistling, but apparently there is a country band called Little Big Town and they got on stage like a bunch of county fair Trons to perform their mostly whistling song “Day Drinking” with a wall of Tron snare drummers behind them that looked like nightmare fuel for Mumford and his sons. About halfway through the song, they realized it sucked, then Ariana Grande came out dressed like sexy Tron and proceeded to outsing everybody on stage by performing “Bang Bang”.  Especially they guy with the feathered hair and beard. Anyway, yeah. Ariana Grande was on the CMAs not performing a country song.  Hey, man. Your guess is a good as mine.

 

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Sorry I Missed You, SelenaBy toddNovember 05, 2014

I hoped it seemed like I was busy looking for Halloween pics to post this week, and if it did, that’s awesome. Because I forgot to post these pics of Selena Gomez in this dress at the 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala on November 1st, so I’m posting them now. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s just 23 pics of her standing still with her rack hanging out. Some of the pics are or her walking with her rack hanging out, but mostly she’s standing still with her rack hanging out. I don’t think it’s ever too late to see something like that.

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I Missed Some Halloween Pics: Instagram EditionBy toddNovember 04, 2014

Halloween was Friday. Whatever. Here’s some pics of celebrities dressing up I got off Instagram. To be honest, the only one I actually looked at was the one of Ariana Grande‘s butt. Because I really enjoy her butt a great deal. My tongue just said so.

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Amanda Seyfried Said She Lost Roles For Being Too FatBy toddNovember 04, 2014

Amanda Seyfried is “overweight”? She obviously didn’t audition for  Under The Skin.

Amanda Seyfried is not fat — but Hollywood once thought she was. The Les Miserables actress took to her Twitter last month and admitted to followers that she almost didn’t land roles because she was considered “overweight.” “Fun fact: I almost lost out on several roles in my career because I was overweight. Wrong, America,” the slender blonde tweeted on Oct. 19. Although she didn’t specify which roles exactly, Seyfried’s hinted in the past about certain roles requiring her to be at a certain weight.

I met Amanda Seyfried in a bar in LA once in 2012, and she’s probably 90 pounds. 45 of those are tits are eyeballs, so I’m not sure how anybody could ever call her fat. On the other hand, can we please stop blaming Barbie dolls and Victoria’s Secrets models for how you feel about your body? Barbie dolls teach little girls unrealistic views of body image? Cool. You know what toy I had growing up? This guy. And not once did I feel pressured by society to get swole or keep a secret from my parents. Or have a best friend who was a girl. Or get “fabulous powers” once I touched a “magic sword” for the first time (see the secret from parents thing). I did have a pet cat though.

Amanda Seyfried is “overweight”? She obviously didn’t audition for  Under The Skin. Amanda Seyfried is not fat — but Hollywood once thought she was. The Les Miserables actress took to…

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Brb Gonna Go Buy Some Red StripeBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Brb Gonna Go Buy Some Red Stripe

 

Write this date down: This is first picture I’ve ever posted of Anastasia Ashley that didn’t involve her ass, but everything else about her cool too, so here she is asking you to enter a contest for Red Stripe. She’s the perfect choice for this because to enter the contest all you have to do basically is go to the beach and take a selfie. She pretty much has that on lock. Oh, you also have to pick up some Red Stripe on the way. I’d rather cover her in some white stripes. Christ, that wasn’t very subtle was it? You can tell me the truth. Seriously. Should I delete that line? Dammit, Todd. So stupid.

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Chris Brown Is Going To Rehab For Anger ManagementBy toddOctober 30, 2013
Chris Brown Is Going To Rehab For Anger Management

 

If you're wondering why Chris Brown would voluntarily enter rehab for anger management when he repeatedly says he's all about love and peace, it's because Chris Brown has a really good lawyer who understands his client is a ticking time bomb, and if he can stand up in court and say, "Hey, look! He went to rehab, he obviously wants to change even though he's already done 1,000 hours of community service and that didn't work!" then maybe he can keep Brown out of jail. Good times. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ … Brown's attorney, Mark Geragos, just dropped him off at a facility in Malibu. The move doesn't come a day too soon. We've learned the L.A. County probation department is going full bore in its investigation to determine if Brown violated his probation in the Rihanna case by getting arrested in D.C. over the weekend … after allegedly punching a guy in the nose. Sources tell TMZ, Brown flew to L.A. after getting released from the D.C. jail and met with L.A. County Probation Department officials today. We're told it's likely the Probation Department will determine that Brown violated his probation, and a judge could sentence him to as much as 4 years in prison.

If Brad Pitt hadn't shot John Doe in Se7en, maybe he could help Chris out. But I guess we'll never know, will we? Thanks, Obama.

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Sofia Vergara Wore These Pants, LinksBy toddOctober 30, 2013

The River Of Delusion That Runs Through Kanye West’s Head Just Turned Into A Tsunami [Dlisted]

LeAnn Rimes Should Really Consider Living in Reality [Fishwrapper]

Lady Gaga Nipple Peek on the X-Factor (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Sext, This Is Information You Know Now [The Superficial]

Nicole Scherzinger Works It In Leather [Hollywood Tuna]

Awkwardly Angled Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures Are Still Totally Drop Dead Sexy [Popoholic]

More of Rihanna’s self-produced erotica (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Guy Fieri got into a nuclear fight with his hairdresser Saturday [TMZ]

What do Kristen Stewart, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Nigella Lawson have in common? [Lainey Gossip]

Lisa Kudrow on her nose job at 16: ‘That was life altering’ [Celebitchy]

Separated Or Still Together? Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom Share A Kiss in NYC [Moe Jackson]

The Wolf of Wall Street has a new trailer [Film Drunk]

Maryna Linchuk is very photogenic [Celebslam]

42 Boobtastic Jessica Rabbit Costumes IRL [COED Magazine]

People Walked Out of Adrian Grenier’s Speaking Gig [The Blemish]

Taylor Swift Has Booked a Royal Gig [Evil Beet Gossip]

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Final Trailer Drops [Crave Online]

Kris Jenner has blacklisted ‘Access Hollywood’ [Popbytes]

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are ‘Talking Every Day’ [Hollywood Life]

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Miley Cyrus Is Partying With Lindsay Lohan NowBy toddOctober 29, 2013
Miley Cyrus Is Partying With Lindsay Lohan Now

 

Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan? Oh, this should turn out well. What could go wrong? Hollywoodscoop

The pair apparently hit it off at 1OAK Nightclub in Chelsea, NYC, initially sitting at different tables until Lindsay took it upon herself to get closer to the singer, jumping over tables and, as Miley would put it, coming in like a wrecking ball. “Lindsay climbed over from her table next to the DJ booth to Miley’s table,” an eyewitness told the New York Post’s Page Six. “The two immediately began whispering in the corner. From that point on, the two tables essentially became one. Lindsay and Miley then “stayed till just after 5 am” and then left the club together.

I wonder what they did after 5am? Probably went to a Redbox and got some ice cream, I bet.

 

pic source = Instagram

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Tim Tebow Will Now Sit On The Bench For The PatriotsBy toddJune 11, 2013
Tim Tebow Will Now Sit On The Bench For The Patriots

 

"Does God have a clipboard for me?" – Tim Tebow

 

We were close, everybody. We were close to never having to hear Tim Tebow's name on ESPN ever again, but Bill Belichick apaprently wanted to send out an assistant to secretly record everybody's reaction. Because he just signed Tim Tebow.  ESPN Boston reports:

Terms of the contract were not disclosed, but league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter that Tebow signed a two-year contract that includes no guaranteed money. "Tim is a talented player, is smart and works hard. We'll see how it goes," Patriots coach Bill Belichick said Tuesday.Tebow, who is expected to participate in the team's mandatory minicamp Tuesday, was signed to be a quarterback on the Patriots' roster, sources told ESPN NFL Insider Ed Werder. When asked what position Tebow will play, Belichick said, "we will see." Apparently tired of the Tebow questions, the coach tried to change the subject after several minutes. "We've already talked enough about him. We'll see how it goes, take it from there," he said.

If I had to bet, Belichick probably signed Tebow to replace Gronkowski. But Tebow is a devout Christian, so that means his unwavering faith that he can play quarterback despite all evidence to the contrary will force him to sit and pout on the bench while masking his tantrum with feigned humility. Sorry, did I get too deep on you with that? Also, that's a question Tebow will never ask a receiver. OOOHH TEBOW BURN!

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