India Reynolds Says Good Afternoon, LinksBy toddDecember 17, 2013
India Reynolds Says Good Afternoon, Links

 

Charlie Sheen is still insane [Dlisted]

Kourtney Kardashian doesn't like being famous anymore [Fishwrapper]

Here's Lady Gaga butt naked on stage (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

R Kelly isn't funny anymore [The Superficial]

Jacelyn Swedberg. Good lawd. [Hollywood Tuna]

Here's Naomi Watts in a swimsuit [Popoholic]

This is a very good video [Drunken Stepfather]

Justin Bieber has to give a deposition [TMZ]

Colin Farrell had a relationship with Elizabeth Taylor [Lainey Gossip]

Brandi Glanville is refusing rehab [Celebitchy]

Adriana Lima is on the Fantasy Bra tour [Moe Jackson]

The trailer for Cheap Thrills is amazing [Film Drunk]

  Charlie Sheen is still insane [Dlisted] Kourtney Kardashian doesn't like being famous anymore [Fishwrapper] Here's Lady Gaga butt naked on stage (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] R Kelly isn't funny…

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Jessica Alba Loves Being MarriedBy toddFebruary 09, 2010

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On May 19, 2008, Jessica Alba married director’s assistant, Cash Warren, after they met on the set of Fantastic Four. Less than a month later, Alba gave birth to the couple’s first child and they have been living in romantic bliss ever since. You know, except not. The Sun reports:

The stunning star, who tied the knot in 2008, has branded the institution of marriage “warped” and “a load of crap”. “I had a hard time agreeing with marriage at all because I feel like it’s been warped,” she told Cosmopolitan magazine. “Originally, it was two families coming together to make a stronger family. It was about survival – not love or soul mates. “And now the way they market marriage – even as a kid through Disney movies – is that it’s all about Prince Charming sweeping you off your feet. “There’s this mentality that you need the big dress and the big day – the day every girl gets to be a princess. I didn’t agree with any of that. “This tradition of obeying your husband like he’s your king? It’s a load of crap. Love and honour, yes. But you should love and honour yourself too, and all your friends.” Which begs the question, why did she walk down the aisle in the first place? “I chose to get married because, essentially, you’re given a deck of cards in life,” is her cryptic answer. “The hand you were dealt with is your family and you can’t choose them.”

Christ. If I was Cash Warren, I’d probably turn my cell off for a while. Maybe she’s bitter because he sucked every last bit of hotness he could out of her or maybe she just realized that at 30, she married the wrong person. Whether they want to admit or not, all women want to be treated like princesses and fucked like porn stars. That’s it. If you can do both of those, you’re golden. If you can do one of those, it may last for a while but not as long as you think. Like my penis for example.

On May 19, 2008, Jessica Alba married director’s assistant, Cash Warren, after they met on the set of Fantastic Four. Less than a month later, Alba gave birth to the…

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Natasha Richardson is ‘Irreplaceable’By toddMarch 19, 2009

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In response to her untimely death at the age of 45 from a skiing accident, Natasha Richardson’s friends and colleagues have issued statements recalling her life and the affect she had on the lives of others. Us Magazine reports:

Mia Farrow:
“Natasha is irreplaceable. I cannot think of anyone kinder, more generous, thoughtful, smarter or more fun. She is the godmother of two of my children. The Neesons and Vanessa [Redgrave, Richardson’s mother] have always made me feel a part of their wonderful family. My thoughts and prayers are with them.”

Lindsay Lohan, Richardson’s costar in 1998’s The Parent Trap:
“She was a wonderful woman and actress and treated me like I was her own. I didn’t see much of her over the years, but I will miss her. My heart goes out to her family. This is a tragic loss.”

Demi Moore (via Twitter):
“I am sending out prayers for Natasha Richardson and her family. A real reminder of how precious life is and how quickly it can be gone.”

Martha Stewart
(via Twitter):
“Just heard the tragic news about poor Natasha Richardson. Her family must be devastated. My sincerest condolences to all.”

Blythe Danner:
“I can’t talk because I started crying. I’m heart broken. She was so kind to us when Bruce [Paltrow, Danner’s late husband] was ill. She’s so generous. I don’t think that I can handle it.”

By all accounts Natasha Richardson was a genuinely kind and generous person who was involved in a Hollywood marriage that was bound by sincere love and mutual respect, so we are terribly sorry for her family’s loss. I’m also sorry that Lindsay Lohan still manages to stay alive. I mean, she should be dead by now right? Vodka and speedballs aren’t vitamins, right? If there was any justice in this world, an anvil would drop on this bitch’s head while she was walking over a manhole and it would hit her so hard she would shoot out of the ground in China where she would be raped by a Panda then thrown off the side of a mountain. You know, or something like that. This is more of a rough draft really.

EVEN MORE TRAGIC UPDATE: The first ambulance was turned away because Richardson showed no signs of injury. Wow.

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It’s EarlyBy toddMarch 19, 2009

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I’m up way too early today and I’m too lazy to look for real stuff right now, but this Natasha Richardson post is really depressing me, so here’s a video and some pictures of Megan Fox stripping in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. Sorry, Natasha. Time stops for no man.

I’m up way too early today and I’m too lazy to look for real stuff right now, but this Natasha Richardson post is really depressing me, so here’s a video…

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RIP Natasha RichardsonBy toddMarch 18, 2009

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TMZ is reporting, as of 1:30pm today, actress Natasha Richardson was taken off life support. She is survived by her husband, Liam Neeson, and her two sons, Micheal and Daniel. She was 45.

Unfortunate update: It’s official.

“Liam Neeson, his sons, and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha. They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time.”

TMZ is reporting, as of 1:30pm today, actress Natasha Richardson was taken off life support. She is survived by her husband, Liam Neeson, and her two sons, Micheal and Daniel….

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Jessica Alba is in ElleBy toddMarch 18, 2009

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I realize Jessica Alba is a talentless, miserable ice queen who isn’t anywhere near as hot as she used to be, but I’ve wanted to hit for so long, it doesn’t really matter. Some dreams just don’t go away. I wouldn’t turn it down. Because turning it down would be like turning down a ride in a Delorean or an invitation to join the A-Team.

Oh, here she is in Elle:

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Amber Le Bon is a ModelBy toddMarch 18, 2009

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Amber Le Bon, the 19 year old daughter of Duran Duran lead singer, Simon Le Bon and model Yasmin (Parvaneh) Le Bon has been named the face of Myla lingerie the Sun reports. In related news, my iTunes is reporting that it’s dark in the city, night is a wire. Steam in the subway, earth is a fire. Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do.

Amber Le Bon, the 19 year old daughter of Duran Duran lead singer, Simon Le Bon and model Yasmin (Parvaneh) Le Bon has been named the face of Myla lingerie…
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American Idol Might Be FixedBy toddMarch 18, 2009

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Although American Idol prides itself being able to pluck a singer out of obscurity and make them a star through weekly competition, it turns out this year’s winners may have already been secretly chosen by the show’s producers. Oh, my! How scandalous! New York Daily News reports:

The female “AI” worker told a “group of people that the last four are going to be Danny Gokey, Lil Rounds, Adam Lambert and Alexis Grace,” said our insider. Asked if this was opinion or actual fact, the staffer vehemently retorted, “Those ARE the people,” saying it wasn’t mere speculation. If it was just her prediction, she’d be spot-on with this week’s TV Guide, which also chose those exact four wanna-be crooners as its picks for stardom. But the lass took it a step further, claiming that higher-ups at the hit Fox show were taking an issue with two of the top contenders. “Adam Lambert and Lil Rounds are better singers and musicians than Gokey and Grace, but they’re too much like past winners and ‘A’ successes,” the woman said. “Adam’s too close in style and sound to Chris Daughtry, while Lil Rounds is a dead ringer for Fantasia. Even their background stories are similar! “The producers really want it to be Danny or Alexis. They think they’re very commercially viable, have a good image and a great story.”

I don’t know, I’m kinda not buying this. If they’re so worried about image, why did Kelly Clarkson win? Her image should be on breakfast sausages not album covers.

Note: The banner video is emo queer Adam Lambert’s complete butchering of the Johnny Cash classic, Ring of Fire last night. Instead of doing this, Lambert should have dug up Johnny Cash, propped him up on stage and shot him with paintballs. It would have basically been the same thing.

Carrie Underwood and her hot ass at Disney World:

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