Here’s The ‘Justice League’ Photocall, But It’s Mostly Just Gal GadotBy toddNovember 07, 2017
Here’s The ‘Justice League’ Photocall, But It’s Mostly Just Gal Gadot

 

Despite Man Of Steel, Batman v Superman, and Suicide Squad, for some reason Warner Bros. and DC decided to make Justice League. Then they decided to drop it between Thor: Ragnarok and Star Wars: The Last Jedi ensuring it will make most of it’s money in China and from DC stans who go see it six times so they try to convince themselves it doesn’t suck. It will. I’m sorry this happened to you again. But the cast had a photocall over the weekend and they don’t look completely miserable, so here’s some pictures of them. As stated in the headline, it’s mostly pictures of Gal Gadot, because obviously she’s the best thing about the DCEU so far.

 

  Despite Man Of Steel, Batman v Superman, and Suicide Squad, for some reason Warner Bros. and DC decided to make Justice League. Then they decided to drop it between Thor:…

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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese WitherspoonBy toddFebruary 09, 2017
Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese Witherspoon

 

If you’re not old enough to remember how hot Reese Witherspoon was in the 90s (I know you have Google but THAT’S NOT THE SAME, MAN!), you just need to look at her daughter Ava Phillippe. But Ava Phillippe is 17, so don’t look that hard. What the hell is wrong with you? Weirdo.

 

With my always @avaphillippe .. #MotherDaughter #MatchyMatchy #Premiere #BigLittleLies

A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on

 

 

  If you’re not old enough to remember how hot Reese Witherspoon was in the 90s (I know you have Google but THAT’S NOT THE SAME, MAN!), you just need…

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Jennifer Lopez Wore This To The Tony AwardsBy toddJune 08, 2015

It’s weird seeing Jennifer Lopez show up to an awards shows and not be 70% naked, but keep in mind this was the Tony Awards and she has a vagina, so nobody there probably cared. Game of Thrones and Game 2 of the NBA Finals was last night, so if you watched the Tony Awards, congrats. You’re gay. The youngest Duggar probably had to watch this by himself in his room under his blanket with his Judy Garland doll.

It’s weird seeing Jennifer Lopez show up to an awards shows and not be 70% naked, but keep in mind this was the Tony Awards and she has a vagina,…

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Feminist Icon Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Know What ‘Feminist’ MeansBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Hey, remember when Chrissy Teigen died for our sins when Jezebel wrote this unshaved vagina takedown piece calling her ignorant because Chrissy dared to call a Farrah Abraham a slut for lying about her sex tape? Apparently slut-shaming is more vile and disgusting than a slut passes off a porn as a private, leaked sex tape for money. Good times, good times. Now feminists must be kicking themselves in their fake dicks today because the Farrah Abraham flag they picked up like Denzel in Glory has the wrong definition of "feminism" written on it. Oops:

Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I'm pretty feminine. I think so.

Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?

No, that's not what I'm asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?

It's a complicated concept, but I guess at its most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.

 

Please keep in mind as you read this, her porn tape was planned with Vivid. She wanted to make a porn, Vivid hired James Deen, and they banged on camera. Immediately afterward, Farrah Abraham made sure she was spotted buying a pregnancy test to insinuate Deen got her pregnant. Walter White has nothing on this bitch. So all of that is just my segue into this: Farrah Abraham claims repeatedly that she's a Christian, and now I'm starting to believe her, because she tells lies to herself much that she actually believes them now.

I've heard you speak about how your sex tape came about, and I don't understand the narrative. Can you expand on it?
Basically, how my sex tape came about is how I live my life. I'm 22, I'm very sexual, I'm single. A boyfriend of mine at the time, which was James [Deen], is in the industry and makes videos all the time, and so I thought it was a comfortable situation to have my only sex video with him. Proved me wrong, obviously, because it was leaking out, and I was starting to have people reach out to me. Maybe he did that because he wanted to promote his film at the time, The Canyons, which was coming out with Lindsay Lohan. So it turned into a hurtful chain of events, so I involved my lawyer. Other companies were reaching out and wanted to buy it, so I ended up selling it. And against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever — it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free. So I made a business deal out of it. I'm smart, and I'm happy that I did that.

I wonder if feminists are going to buy Chrissy something from her bridal registry? hahaha jk they don't believe in that. You can't be married to a cat and a man at the same time, that's just stupid. We don't know their cat's name yet, because it's hard to find a gender neutral cat name. They knitted it a sweater with a picture of Margaret Atwood on it to balance out its masculine engergy.

 

Hey, remember when Chrissy Teigen died for our sins when Jezebel wrote this unshaved vagina takedown piece calling her ignorant because Chrissy dared to call a Farrah Abraham a slut…

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Demi Lovato: “Promoters Gave Me Drugs”By toddApril 23, 2012



Man, I hate it when people give me free drugs. What a bunch of assholes. Contact Music reports:

Demi Lovato believes promoters gave her free drugs in a bid to get her to return to their clubs and restaurants. The former Disney star – who was admitted to rehab for three months in 2010 after punching a backing dancer on a plane during a tour with the Jonas Brothers – claims people in Hollywood used to fall over themselves to give her illegal substances. She said: ”Promoters gave me drugs and alcohol in restaurants or clubs. They wanted me to come back so I would be seen there. They were basically kissing my ass. ”I thought they were my friends. I thought I was having fun. Being a celebrity can be dangerous. Nobody says ‘no’. That’s why so many end up overdosing and dying. It could definitely have happened to me.”…Asked about rumours she used to take cocaine, she told Fabulous magazine: ”It’s something I don’t really want to talk about. ”What I can say is that I was depressed. I would come off stage in front of 18,000 people and suddenly be alone in a hotel room. I’d come crashing down and would try to find a way to recreate that feeling, to stay ‘up’.’

For all intents and purposes, Demi Lovato is a cokehead who likes to bang random dudes for coke and in her paranoia likes to beat up her backup dancers then cut herself because her daddy never loved her and she’s fat. Which makes sense, because that’s exactly what Wilmer Valderrama has in his Ok Cupid profile under “looking for”.

Man, I hate it when people give me free drugs. What a bunch of assholes. Contact Music reports: Demi Lovato believes promoters gave her free drugs in a bid to…

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