Kara Del Toro Is New HereBy toddFebruary 02, 2016

I’ll keep this brief. There’s a movie called The Choice. I guess it’s out. Or about to be out. The premiere was last night. Kara Del Toro isn’t in the movie. But she was at the premiere and wore this dress. So whatever this movie had budgeted for promotion they can take that give it to the charity of Kara Del Toro‘s choice. Ah, so that’s why they named it that. Pretty smart.


I would’ve had these up sooner but I watched this like 65 times. She’s the “Mex” if you haven’t figured that out by her name. 


I’ll keep this brief. There’s a movie called The Choice. I guess it’s out. Or about to be out. The premiere was last night. Kara Del Toro isn’t in the…

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Kim Davis’ GMA Interview Went GreatBy toddSeptember 22, 2015
Kim Davis’ GMA Interview Went Great


“LOOK HOW FILLED WITH CHRIST”S LOVE WE ARE!!”


On her publicity tour for her eventual book deal that will profit off people who believe in fake heaven tourism guides, Kim Davis appeared on Good Morning America today, and it went about as you would expect. Long story short, she’s cool with not doing her job and collecting a government paycheck even though laws deemed unconstitutional by said government don’t matter because Jesus. When told that a gay couple said they “felt human” after receiving their marriage license, she talks about the Constitution. Apparently cherry-picking isn’t limited to the Bible. Back to what I said before, Kim Davis doesn’t recognize the Supreme Court’s decision that gays have the right to marry (because Jesus again), but she says the marriage licenses that have been issued aren’t valid because she’s the government and she didn’t sign off on them. Are you following along? I know, the mental gymnastics are little messy when you can’t seem to stick the landing. Oh, and she says she’s not hypocrite, because remember in her statement, she said she “converted to Christianity” only four years ago, so her four marriages and getting pregnant by another dude while she was married shouldn’t count (again because Jesus). But by “converted”, she means she was a Baptist before she became a Christian because I guess Baptists aren’t Christians or something even though they share the same used textbook. Whew. Glad we cleared that up. Meanwhile, the political party who is supporting her now says that religion should stay out of politics. I think they mean the kind that doesn’t get you money and votes. I might have to consult the Bible to double check. I’ pretty it’s in the same chapter where Jesus was preaching out the benefits of subprime loans and the evils of the carbon tax. 


 

“LOOK HOW FILLED WITH CHRIST”S LOVE WE ARE!!” On her publicity tour for her eventual book deal that will profit off people who believe in fake heaven tourism guides, Kim…

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Pamela Anderson Got Topless Again, LinksBy toddSeptember 17, 2015
Pamela Anderson Got Topless Again, Links


Brad Pitt bought a $4ooK Nazi bike  Dlisted

Gigi Hadid‘s nipples made their runway debut  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Miley Cyrus isn’t banging Dane Cook The Superficial

Your sextastic Twitpic roundup Egotastic

Alessandra Ambrosio got implants DrunkenStepfather

Taylor Swift flashed everybody at her concert  Celeb Jihad

Victoria Justice has stepped the game up Hollywood Tuna

Rita Ora is see through The Nip Slip

Salma Hayek is about to tip over  Popoholic

Katy Perry is a redhead now for some reason  Moe Jackson

Pamela Anderson topless Flaunt

Brad Pitt bought a $4ooK Nazi bike  Dlisted Gigi Hadid‘s nipples made their runway debut  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Miley Cyrus isn’t banging Dane Cook The Superficial Your sextastic Twitpic…

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