Us Weekly Apologized To Kendall JennerBy toddMarch 20, 2015

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Us Weekly published a bullshi–ok, I’ll stop.

On Wednesday, March 18, Us Weekly published on UsMagazine.com an interview with model and reality star Kendall Jenner entitled “Kendall Jenner Breaks Silence on Bruce Jenner’s Transition: ‘I Will Always Love My Dad.'” The interview was allegedly conducted by an independent freelance journalist at the Saturday, March 14, taping of Comedy Central’s roast of Justin Bieber in Los Angeles. When Ms. Jenner denied, via Twitter, that the interview took place, Us Weekly immediately reached out to the freelance reporter. He stood by the interview, and continues to maintain that the quotes are accurate. However, after attempting to reconfirm his account, editors of Us have concerns about the veracity of this interview and the circumstances under which it was obtained. We would like to retract the story entirely and have removed it from our website. We sincerely apologize to Ms. Jenner and her family.

I hope Us Weekly told the freelance journalist to work on his titles or go do titles for Lifetime, but I think what happened here is that Us Weekly forgot that part in their contract that stipulates that the only stories they can publish can only be “leaked” to them by Kris Jenner. Unsure why they missed it, unless that’s the one thing they haven’t posted on Instagram yet.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Us Weekly published a bullshi–ok, I’ll stop. On Wednesday, March 18, Us Weekly published on UsMagazine.com an interview with model and reality star…

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Gigi Hadid Isn’t Doing Cocaine HereBy toddMarch 20, 2015

Gigi Hadid (seen here in a bikini) is a model because her mom is RHOB and her stepdad is some famous record producer, so really what else was she gonna do as a hobby? Get a job lol? Anyway, here she is walking in the West Village not doing cocaine. I honestly hope this puts all the “Gigi Hadid caught doing cocaine” rumors to rest. I mean, seriously. The idea that rich model was doing cocaine at a pool party on a DJ booth is just ridiculous and absurd.

Gigi Hadid (seen here in a bikini) is a model because her mom is RHOB and her stepdad is some famous record producer, so really what else was she gonna…
Kylie Jenner Is Super Into FitnessBy toddMarch 19, 2015
Kylie Jenner Is Super Into Fitness

 

You really can’t get more basic than working out in full makeup and jewelry with somebody taking pictures for you, and I appreciate Kylie Jenner‘s stripper workout gear from Lololemon, but why is she working out when her family has a plastic surgery groupon? Seems like she could be doing stuff more productive with her time like riding in a car in front of Bruce Jenner. 

 

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Michael Phelps Paid A Dominatrix $900 To Pee On HimBy toddMarch 19, 2015

Michael Phelps likes warm spots in pool.

(Kim) Petro claims Phelps contacted her off her “busty festish” Craigslist ad in February 2013. They allegedly negotiated a $900 “donation” before Phelps initiated Phase One of the age-old urination mating dance: hydration.

Phelps,  Petro claims, called her on his cell phone, saying his name was Fabian Marasciullo, a Miami music producer who is close to Phelps’ good friend, rapper Lil’ Wayne.

‘When he said drink some water before I get to the hotel, I knew what I was in for,’ said Petro. ‘I was going to go to the bathroom anyway – I figured I might as well get paid for it!’

When she got to [New York’s London Hotel] she claims Phelps removed his shirt and then shorts to reveal that he was wearing ‘skimpy women’s underwear.’

They then smoked a little weed according to Petro and got down to business.

‘I got above him [on the bed] to [urinate on him],’ said Petro. ‘After I was done, he asked if it was okay to [pleasure himself]. Of course, I’m going to bend the rules a little for a famous Olympian, so he pulled down his panties.’

That is when she claims she noticed he had a string tied around his genitals.

In case you thought this story couldn’t get any sexier, THIS is Kim Petro (who even passed a lie detector test before National Enquirer would buy her story) This story makes me wish I still had food poisoning tbh.

Michael Phelps likes warm spots in pool. (Kim) Petro claims Phelps contacted her off her “busty festish” Craigslist ad in February 2013. They allegedly negotiated a $900 “donation” before Phelps…

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Hilary Duff Has Mermaid Hair NowBy toddMarch 19, 2015

Much like when chicks are told they’re hot in succession for a few months then get bangs to test that theory, Hilary Duff now has mermaid hair. This is kind of a thing in Hollywood now, so hopefully Aaron Carter’s binoculars won’t be able to spot her anymore. This also works for me, because her hair now looks like it should smell like chlorine. Win/win.

Much like when chicks are told they’re hot in succession for a few months then get bangs to test that theory, Hilary Duff now has mermaid hair. This is kind…

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Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMarch 19, 2015

Tove Lo is naked for a music video shoot (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie

Nobody needed to see this  Dlisted

Kerrie McMahon in a bikini is all you need   The Superficial

Watch a parrot impersonate Sean Connery   Hollywood Tuna

Zoe Kravitz is topless in a movie (NSFW)  Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Alba remains hot as hell  Popoholic

Everybody loves hot Asian chicks The Chive

Jude Law has five chirrren now    Celebslam

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Jessica Simpson Is Drunk As HellBy toddMarch 18, 2015

Extra stopped Jessica Simpson on the red carpet for the Teen Vogue 10th Annual Fashion University, and they probably should have helped her stand up, because she obviously put cocaine in her Fireballs before coming out. If this guy had talked to her for like two more minutes, she probably would have let him stick it in her butt.

 

Extra stopped Jessica Simpson on the red carpet for the Teen Vogue 10th Annual Fashion University, and they probably should have helped her stand up, because she obviously put cocaine…

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Jamie King Wants You To Know She’s PregnantBy toddMarch 18, 2015
Jamie King Wants You To Know She’s Pregnant

 

Actress Jamie King posted these pics on Instagram (now deleted) to celebrate being pregnant with her second child. Normally I think these kinda pictures are dumb, but this chick has had five miscarriages, five rounds of IVF, and 26 IUIs, so if she wants to post pregnant pictures then she can post pregnant pics every hour on the hour every day if she wants. I have a picture like this of me on my phone too but I try not to celebrate going to Chipotle.

  Actress Jamie King posted these pics on Instagram (now deleted) to celebrate being pregnant with her second child. Normally I think these kinda pictures are dumb, but this chick…
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Kelly Brook Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMarch 18, 2015

Azealia Banks’ Playboy pics got released early (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie

Wanna watch Randy and Eva Quaid’s sex tapes?   Dlisted

Clint Eastwood says American Sniper is anit-war. He’s obvs a libtard faggot   The Superficial

Metisha Schaefer has a nice booty   Hollywood Tuna

Terry Richardson wants you to see a “natural woman” (NSFW)  Drunken Stepfather

Amanda Seyfried is hot as hell   Popoholic

Your daily reminder that Kim Kardashian’s ass is fake   Celebslam

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Iggy Azalea Is A Great RapperBy toddMarch 18, 2015
Iggy Azalea Is A Great Rapper

 

 

This Vine of Iggy Azalea rapping is going around today, and by “rapping” I mean if this was the 1600s she’d be burned at the stake, because obviously she’s a harlot from hell possessed by a demon who is trying to sell his mixtape out of his trunk. To be honest, I’m not even sure this is English or actual words. If you can decipher this, your mind and soul are now Beelzebub’s playground and you should cleanse yourself with some 90s Nas.

 

No, but seriously, what the fuck is she saying?

    This Vine of Iggy Azalea rapping is going around today, and by “rapping” I mean if this was the 1600s she’d be burned at the stake, because obviously…

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