Seen here in the banner picture pandering to her audience, Charli XCX performed at G-A-Y this weekend, because gay men love them some marginally talented, female edgy pop singers (Beyonce and Sam Smith excluded). You people tell me she’s hot, so I guess I’m pandering. I feel no shame in this. Anyway, here’s Charli XCX fellating a microphone and dancing in a sea of glitter and stuff.

As you already know, yoga positions don’t count unless your phone has a camera timer or you have somebody to take your picture so you can post it on social media, so here’s Lady Gaga and her gigantic ass in the saddest yoga studio I’ve ever seen. So yeah, here’s her ass if you’re into that kind of thing. It might scare some of you, but not as much as it scares her toilet. She invested in a lot of pizza for this ass.

Miley Cyrus topless at the beach (VERY NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
Julia Roberts is making the “Batkid” movie Dlisted
Jessiqa Pace in a bikini. Yes, please. Celebslam
MOTHER OF GOD (PART 2) The Superficial
Isabelle Klem is juicy Hollywood Tuna
Shay Mitchell in a bikini Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Lawrence is falling out of this dress Popoholic
Sofia Vergara in this dress Celebitchy
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I have a friend in Vegas right now who is at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and he Facebook wall looks like ads you have to click through to watch actual porn. Anyway, here’s some pictures of some porn people who are in attendance. I didn’t see Jennifer Lawrence but I hope she’s up for some kind of award.
Rihanna is technically a model, and if you don’t consider her a model, she’s hotter that 80% of models, so naturally Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis has been inside her 80% of the way for years apparently.
We know that Leo and RiRi have had a flirty few weeks since they were spotted together on New Years Eve but apparently, the two have been hooking up for years according to Us. That would mean that Rihanna was sneaking around behind Chris Brown and Drake’s back to secretly hook up with Leo — yikes! Leo also had a relationship with Toni Garn during this time…”After his breakup, Leo started texting Rihanna again. They decided to have some fun,” a source said. “Neither one is looking to make this anything more than fun. He’s into her, and they’re enjoying it.”
Not only do Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna have life completely figured out, but when DiCaprio dies, his penis should have its own monument.
I probably could have made this headline more interesting, so you’d click only to find the article was boring, but Upworthy doesn’t pay me. Anyway, Charlize Theron was walking LA yesterday and THE REASON WILL SHOCK YOU! Esquire photoshoot. She’s doing a photoshoot for Esquire. Here are some pics the photographer on the shoot didn’t take.

In decent light and at certain angles, Miley Cyrus doesn’t look like a person of interest in a meth ring, and I guess this is one of those times. She looks likes an escort perfect for any budget. Congrats, Miley. Keep up the decent work.
I’ve been here for a long time, and if you would have told me that Lindsay Lohan would still be alive in 2015, I would have thrown my Motorola RAZR at your face. She does have an incurable virus, so I guess my prediction was half right.
Lindsay Lohan is in a London hospital with a rare, incurable virus she apparently picked up in Bora Bora … TMZ has learned. We’re told Lindsay contracted Chikungunya, a virus transmitted by mosquito bites that causes fever, joint pain and fatigue. Lindsay vacationed in Bora Bora over the holidays and then flew to L.A. to shoot an Esurance commercial … we believe for the Super Bowl. Lindsay began complaining of the illness just before New Year’s. She then went back to London where she became so ill she couldn’t walk. Lindsay is currently in King Edward VII’s Hospital … the same place the Queen gets treated. They’re keeping Lindsay because she has a high fever and the joint pain is unbearable. As for her prognosis … we’re told the joint pain could last for months.
Lindsay should make a full recovery, because as we know, joints were never Lindsay’s problem.
Cara Delevigne sunbathing topless. (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
Iggy Azalea thinks she’s the Nelson Mandela of hip-hop Dlisted
This is the cover of Kim Kardashian’s selfie book Celebslam
MOTHER OF GOD The Superficial
Kennedy Summers in a bikini Hollywood Tuna
Close your legs, Demi. Please. Drunken Stepfather
Jenna Dewan has mom ass Popoholic
Clint Eastwood thinks all your wars are dumb Celebitchy
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When Kate Upton looks in the mirror, this probably what she thinks she looks like:

Despite Donald Sterling being his boss for all intents and purposes, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver just LAID DOWN THE FUCKING HAMMER on Sterling during his press conference that was aired live on Sportscenter a few minutes ago. In case you missed it, Donald Sterling has been banned for life from the NBA, was fined $2.5M (the maximum the NBA consitution can levy), and is urging the NBA Board of Governors and the other owners to force the sale of the L.A. Clippers to another ownership group (this decision is now up to the other owners). Sterling will still be a racist and a billionaire, but Silver just stripped away the narcissist's identity by removing him from his figurative home and family and forcing the sale of the one thing that he holds most dear. Maybe Sterling will associate with a black person so he can learn a spiritual.