Jennifer Love Hewitt Milks Her Breakfast At Tiffany’sBy daveFebruary 22, 2009
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Jennifer Love Hewitt put on her best Holly Golightly for her 30th Birthday, followed by an actual Breakfast at Tiffany’s, which is a great “fantasy” birthday for sure, but has internet gossip folks split. Some are like: “She lookz hot, good look for JLH,” and others are like: “She thinks she’s so f-ing cool dressing up and parading around like this just to get her picture taken and sell herself, when will she grow up?”

I fall in the first category, quietly holding my tongue against pearl necklace jokes, but I’d still strip that dress off her and whisper to her ghosts (read: fornicate).

Jennifer Love Hewitt put on her best Holly Golightly for her 30th Birthday, followed by an actual Breakfast at Tiffany’s, which is a great “fantasy” birthday for sure, but has…

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The Cruises Go To DisneyworldBy daveFebruary 21, 2009
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There’s something creepy about Tom Cruise taking an upskirt shot of his robot daughter at Disneyworld while onlookers, both real and fictional, watch.

Disneyworld Exec: Of course, Mr. Cruise, we can accommodate you.

Tom: Excellent. I want all the characters on a lawn so I can take some pictures, and I want to skip the line for every ride.

Disneyworld Exec: Of course.

Tom: And I want you to pull all the Pinocchio characters. The last thing I need is Suri wanting to be a real boy.

Disneyworld Exec:
Disney has a very strong policy against sexual confusion in youth.

Tom: I was more worried about the “real” part. I have to go power up Katie.

(Tom Cruise teleports)

There’s something creepy about Tom Cruise taking an upskirt shot of his robot daughter at Disneyworld while onlookers, both real and fictional, watch. Disneyworld Exec: Of course, Mr. Cruise, we…

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I Can Haz Euthanasia?By daveFebruary 21, 2009

Attention: Socks the cat has been put to sleep.

Former First Cat Socks, one of the world’s most famous felines, died Friday at the age of 20 after battling throat cancer since November. A stray cat rescued by the Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea, Socks lived in the governor’s mansion in Arkansas and later moved with the family to the White House.

Throat cancer? Was the cat smoking the vag-cigars that were hanging around the White House?

The cat was staying at a family friend’s house and eventually had to be put down and buried, then they put him down again after his surprise resurrection, which had more to do with the whole 9 Lives thing than ZOMBIE CATS! (sadly).

Finally, they clubbed him over the head a few times, cremated him and (more…)

Attention: Socks the cat has been put to sleep. Former First Cat Socks, one of the world’s most famous felines, died Friday at the age of 20 after battling throat…

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Natalie Imbruglia is a LadyBy toddFebruary 20, 2009
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I thought Natalie Imbruglia was dead, but turns out she was at the 2009 Brit Awards this week where she enjoyed wearing see through panties. She didn't win any awards, but I think she takes comfort in knowing that the real winners here are us.

Careful. One of these pictures is doing it's own thing (NSFW):

I thought Natalie Imbruglia was dead, but turns out she was at the 2009 Brit Awards this week where she enjoyed wearing see through panties. She didn't win any awards,…

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Danica Patrick is RightBy toddFebruary 20, 2009

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Although she’s finished no better than 6th in the IRL IndyCar Series, Danica Patrick has tons of endorsements and is one of the most recognizable faces in all of racing. Since Hollywood loves that kind of crap, of course a movie will someday be made about her life. So, who does Danica want to play her on the big screen? (Here’s a hint: Not Jennifer Aniston) US Magazine reports:

“I’ve always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she’s an action star,” Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers. “Although I don’t quite look like her,” Patrick goes on. What about Jennifer Aniston? “I don’t think that’d be age appropriate,” she says of the He’s Just Not That Into You star, who just celebrated her 40th birthday. “She’s older than me!”

Danica is 26 and Angelina Jolie is 33, but Angelina could be 50 and it probably still wouldn’t matter. That’s because Angelina Jolie is a billion times better than Jennifer Aniston in every possible way. I really don’t think I can stress that enough. The only way Jennifer Aniston could win at this point is if journalists find out that she was sent to Earth by her scientist father just before her home planet of Krypton was destroyed.

I want to see this movie:

Although she’s finished no better than 6th in the IRL IndyCar Series, Danica Patrick has tons of endorsements and is one of the most recognizable faces in all of racing….

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Links From The OtterazziBy daveFebruary 20, 2009

Cameras are everywhere these days, operated by anyone. Even this otter.

I’m glad Kylie Minogue wears panties. No one would want to see these upskirts otherwise. She looks good and all, but she’s still getting old. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Nooooooooo! Kate Winslet says no more nude scenes. [FatBackMedia]

Olivia Munn wants you to visit her website. We want more pictures. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Maggie Grace can’t dress herself. She’s lost that right. [LaineyGossip]

Nipple slips of the Oscars, in hopes of good slips this year. [CityRag]

Tell Charlie Sheen he will take off that damn hat or I will take it off for him. [I’mNotObsessed]

Cameras are everywhere these days, operated by anyone. Even this otter. I’m glad Kylie Minogue wears panties. No one would want to see these upskirts otherwise. She looks good and…

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