Mariah Carey And James Packer Already Had A Prenup And It’s InsaneBy toddNovember 02, 2016
Mariah Carey And James Packer Already Had A Prenup And It’s Insane

 

Last week we learned that Mariah Carey was demanding $50M from James Packer even though they were never married and her never even got to hit it. Then she claimed he was abusive and “mentally unstable”.  Here’s something else we just learned: dude really, really, really wanted to marry Mariah Carey. Probably so he could finally seem dem titties. And is also mentally unstable.

The billionaire was clearly itching to tie the knot with Mariah, upset that his people were not moving fast enough to nail down the prenup so he could marry her on March 1st in Bora Bora…Packer’s lawyers were telling him they could not get the prenup signed, sealed and delivered by March 1st. His response … “I don’t know who’s working for who because there are a lot of names I haven’t heard before on this email chain. The people who work for me — message — do as I say or f*** off. I want to get married on March 1st. James.”…Mariah already had a dress, the flowers were ordered and all the flights for the guests were secured.

He seems chill. So what was the hold up with this prenup? GOOD GOD MAN.

Packer’s lawyers clearly felt the prenup was complicated, sending Mariah’s team a 100 page document outlining the specifics. The details in the document are fascinating. Among the many conditions … if Packer gave Mariah a piece of jewelry or anything else, she would have to give it back if they broke up UNLESS he sent her a signed note saying it was a gift.

If you need a 100 pages to explain the specifics of your love, I don’t even think you want to see titties. Seems a bit counterproductive to seeing titties. So why couldn’t they get married at all?

…because Nick Cannon hadn’t signed the divorce docs. Mariah and James knew this, but they were going to call the wedding a “commitment ceremony” and pass themselves off as husband and wife.

Nick Cannon

 

UPDATE: LOL

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Emily Ratajkowski Went To TargetBy toddSeptember 07, 2016
Emily Ratajkowski Went To Target


Nothing says “New York Fashion Week” quite like Target. And nothing says “dead eyes” and “big tits” like Emily Ratajkowski (NSFW).  And nothing says “the Target logo as a metaphor” than this Instagram post from last week. 


 

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And nothing says “please stop using quotes its getting annoying” than me ending this post. 


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Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Split Because He’s An Alcoholic GamblerBy toddJuly 01, 2015

Ben Affleck‘s degenerate gambling addiction isn’t really a secret, but imagine having to be married to that bullshit. Before they got married, Jennifer Garner won four consecutive Golden Globes. This year she did a Capital One commercial. That’s not a coincidence.

Jennifer Garner reached her breaking point with Ben Affleck’s drinking and gambling and that’s why she pulled the plug on their marriage … sources connected with the couple tell TMZ. Our sources (not surprisingly) have two views of what happened … some align with him and some with her. The Jen sources say Ben’s drinking and gambling have escalated over the last few years to the point “she couldn’t take it anymore.” Ben’s sources also say he likes to drink and loves to gamble … in fact, Ben has rhapsodized about gambling in interviews. Sources say “partying” had nothing to do with their problems. Ben did not go out and did not womanize … Jen complained he just drank and gambled too much.

Batman: “Do you bleed?!”

*Superman lands*

Batman: “You will! Also, um, now that I you here, would you mind cosigning on this loan?’

Superman: “I would, man, but I’m not really liquid right now. The Daily Planet had some cutbacks recently. The economy is really hitting everyone hard lately. Sorry.

 
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Emma Stone Didn’t Want To Make It WeirdBy toddFebruary 23, 2015

Jennifer Aniston launched a full on “I should get an Oscar for Cake” campaign, but she wasn’t nominated because the movie wasn’t that great and because Aniston can’t act. Emma Stone was nominated Best Supporting Actress for Birdman, so when they ran into each other, Emma just grabbed her really quick and fondled her because that’s better than watching Aniston slash her wrists.

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Jessica Chastain Wore This DressBy toddFebruary 23, 2015

We can talk about J-Lo’s dress or whatever, but J-Lo is 45 and wears basically the same dress to every award show. But have you seen Jessica Chastain‘s face? And her giant rack? I feel like I shouldn’t have to constantly point these out.

We can talk about J-Lo’s dress or whatever, but J-Lo is 45 and wears basically the same dress to every award show. But have you seen Jessica Chastain‘s face? And…

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