For some reason Katy Perry is still on tour, and that tour went to Rock in Rio where Katy invited a fan on stage. The fan then proceeded to molest her over her clothes. Not in the biblical sense though.
Hannah Davis was unveiled as the 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, thereby raising Derek Jeter’s lifetime batting average. She’s super hot, of course, but since she’s dating Jeter, her test results might be as well. Either way, I’m glad not to see Kate Upton again and I wonder if Jeter says “I’m sliding into home” every time they have sex. That would probably kinda funny the first time but not as much after that.