Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide Because She Wasn’t Allowed To Go To A Marilyn Manson ConcertBy toddJune 06, 2013
Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide Because She Wasn’t Allowed To Go To A Marilyn Manson Concert

 

With a meat cleaver and painkillers. Seems like pretty reasonable response to hearing the word "no". The Sun reports:

MICHAEL Jackson’s daughter Paris attempted suicide after a blazing family row over going to a Marilyn Manson concert, it was claimed last night. The 15-year-old is said to have “flipped out” and screamed at a relative who stopped her seeing the shock rocker. She locked herself in her room, then reportedly cut her arm with a cleaver and took an overdose of painkillers. It is claimed she left a note and rang a suicide hotline.

Paris Jackson is a reminder that females start out as regular human beings until that first egg drops then shit just gets out of hand. Can't go to a concert? Think of the most overdramatic tantrum possible and ride it out until you get all the attention. Seems about right. I'm beginning to think unfertilized eggs are actual people because they obviously make the person hear voices.

 

  With a meat cleaver and painkillers. Seems like pretty reasonable response to hearing the word "no". The Sun reports: MICHAEL Jackson’s daughter Paris attempted suicide after a blazing family…

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Beyonce Says She’s Not PregnantBy toddJune 06, 2013

She didn't say anything about her surrogate though. Gossip Center reports:

During "CBS This Morning," co-host Gayle King told viewers, "There have been a lot of rumors about Beyoncé expecting. I got a call yesterday from Team Beyoncé, you guys, and they're basically saying, 'Stop the crazy, she is absolutely positively not pregnant at this time.' It's a crazy rumor that started that they can't seem to stop, and so they wanted us to…know she's not pregnant."

Roman Polanski should direct Beyonce's Baby next and instead of Satanism her neighbors are Illumanati because they need a new baby so Roc Nation Sports will be successful. Or something. Just tossing ideas around.

 

HAIL BLUE IVY!

 

She didn't say anything about her surrogate though. Gossip Center reports: During "CBS This Morning," co-host Gayle King told viewers, "There have been a lot of rumors about Beyoncé expecting….

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Sophia Vergara Is Wax, LinksBy toddJune 06, 2013

Kristina Rhianoff Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Kanye Won’t Be In The Delivery Room When Kim Kardashian Gives Birth [The Superficial]

Candice Swanepoel Gives Us A Double Dose Of New Bikini And Lingerie Sexiness [Popoholic]

Chloe Sims’ Impressive Lingerie Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Show Up to Melissa Lawrence's House Uninvited And She'll Sic Her Pit Bulls On You [Dlisted]

Ireland Baldwin Had A Bikini Malfunction [MyEx]

Amy Adams’ nipple in Elle UK (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Channing Tatum continues to give great interview [Lainey Gossip]

Rhys Ifans gives the ‘interview from hell’, tells interviewer to ‘f–k off’ [Celebitchy]

Top 5 Best Dressed at “The Bling Ring” L.A. Premiere [Moe Jackson]

Blackfish looks creepy as hell [Film Drunk]

Jennifer Lopez has an intimidating crotch [Celebslam]

Men are spending more time in the kitchen [COED Magazine]

The GoDaddy Kisser Is Now a Creeper [The Blemish]

Liam Gallagher Got In A Fight With Idris Elba [Evil Beet Gossip]
The New U2 Album: What We Know So Far [Crave Online]

Dina Lohan: Stiffed a $4,000 bill at a charity event? [Popbytes]

Kristina Rhianoff Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Kanye Won’t Be In The Delivery Room When Kim Kardashian Gives Birth [The Superficial] Candice Swanepoel Gives Us A Double…

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Katy Perry Also Has ThisBy toddJune 06, 2013

Like most things with a penis, I've been so focused on Katy Perry's boobs that I didn't realize she has a little ass on her. No wonder John Mayer can't quit this. God, what else have I missed? Wait, she has blue eyes?? Black hair?? Wait….hold up….she's white?! I should really start paying attention more.

Like most things with a penis, I've been so focused on Katy Perry's boobs that I didn't realize she has a little ass on her. No wonder John Mayer can't…

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