James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year Old Instagram ChickBy toddApril 03, 2014

 

Whatever the media tries to tell you, Twitter and Instagram are America's #1 dating/banging apps, so when James Franco met 17-year old Lucy from Scotland outside his Broadway show Of Mice and Men, he told her her to tag him in her Instagram video. And by "tag" I mean, "I want to be able to find you later so I can follow you and DM you to see if you want to bang me in a hotel.

Actor/poet/aspiring MFA-Ph.D. James Franco might also be able to add "creepy older dude" to his C.V. after he—or someone very convincingly pretending to be him—tried to arrange a hotel hookup with a 17-year-old girl on Instagram. The girl, a small-town Scottish lass named Lucy, says she was on a trip to New York City as an early birthday present, and met Franco at his Broadway show, Of Mice and Men. She took an Instagram video with him, and he told her, "You gotta tag me." She did, and the 35-year-old Franco began an Instagram flirtation later that night. Lucy posted the whole thing to Imgur, so we now know exactly what James Franco's text game looks like. It's possible the messages in these screenshots have been faked, but Lucy did ask Franco to send photo proof of his identity—twice. The attempted hookup was not fated to occur, however, because Lucy doesn't turn 18 until May (and she ignored Franco's request not to tell her friends about their private Instagram convo).

You can see the texts and DMs HERE, HERE and HERE, or you can go back to texting the cam girl who followed you on Instagram last week. The one with the tattoos and the 6-month old. That's kinda gross, bro.

 

  Whatever the media tries to tell you, Twitter and Instagram are America's #1 dating/banging apps, so when James Franco met 17-year old Lucy from Scotland outside his Broadway show…
RIP Jennifer Love Hewitt (1995-2014)By toddApril 02, 2014

Hey, remember in I Know What You Did Last Summer when you would have ice hooked the entire cast to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt? Good times, good times. Well, it's 2014 now and she's 35 and just had a baby and this is what she looks like now. Women usually hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt when they hit 30, and when you add in a human being pushed out of their vagina, you might as well send them over to Amon Goeth. They are no longer essential to our operation here on Earth. Basically what I'm saying is to women over 35 is, ummm, ewwww.

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Bar Refaeli Got A Gold FacialBy toddApril 02, 2014
Bar Refaeli Got A Gold Facial

 

When I hear the words "Bar Refaeli" and "facial" in the same sentence, "gold" isn't really the first thing that comes to mind. Yet here we are. A picture of physical perfection is getting 24-carat gold poured on her face. I wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio ever said that to her as a euphemism.

 

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Samuel L. Jackson Continues To Be The Greatest Living HumanBy toddApril 02, 2014

 

What's the best way to start your Wednesday besides having morning sex? Listening to Samuel L. Jackson perform a slam poetry reading about Boy Meets World, of course. Play it while you're having sex. Best of both worlds, man.

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Emma Watson Is Very AttractiveBy toddApril 01, 2014

Long story short, Emma Watson is gorgeous. I really don't know what else needs to be said here. Although, with a chick this hot, there's really only one way to make her unattractive. What's that? Glad you asked. The only way to make her unattractive is for me to go down on her. See the after picture here. It's ok, Emma Watson. Breathe through it…breathe. There ya go.

Long story short, Emma Watson is gorgeous. I really don't know what else needs to be said here. Although, with a chick this hot, there's really only one way to…

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Michael Cera Is The RiddlerBy toddApril 01, 2014
Michael Cera Is The Riddler

 

Ben Affleck as Batman. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. Michael Cera as The Riddler. Todd as Person Not Going To See This. JoBlo reports:

After the news that Warner Bros would be making announcements soon regarding their DC Cinematic Universe comes the news that BATMAN VS SUPERMAN will not only have a foe for the Henry Cavill's Man of Steel but one for Ben Affleck's Dark Knight as well. Deadline is reporting that Michael Cera has been cast as The Riddler in Zack Snyder's superhero movie, putting him alongside Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor as the second bad guy in the film. This will mark the second big screen incarnation of The Riddler since Jim Carrey played the part in Joel Schumacher's BATMAN FOREVER. Wow. Following the same outside the box casting of Eisenberg, Cera will bring a less imposing presence as the man once known as Edward Nigma. Many may be considering this another nail in the coffin for the MAN OF STEEL sequel, but the selection of Cera could provide a much more grounded and realistic villain for the franchise.
 

If you're keeping score at home, the two villains in Batman Vs. Superman are two frail, awkward white dudes. What's their plan? To stand outside Starbucks and ask Bruce Wayne to join Greenpeace? Don't do it, Bruce. They send like five emails a day. It's pretty annoying.

After the news that Warner Bros would be making announcements soon regarding their DC Cinematic Universe comes the news that BATMAN VS SUPERMAN will not only have a foe for the Henry Cavill's Man of Steel but one for Ben Affleck's Dark Knight as well. Deadline is reporting that Michael Cera has been cast as The Riddler in Zack Snyder's superhero movie, putting him alongside Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor as the second bad guy in the film. This will mark the second big screen incarnation of The Riddler since Jim Carrey played the part in Joel Schumacher's BATMAN FOREVER. Wow.

Following the same outside the box casting of Eisenberg, Cera will bring a less imposing presence as the man once known as Edward Nigma. Many may be considering this another nail in the coffin for the MAN OF STEEL sequel, but the selection of Cera could provide a much more grounded and realistic villain for the franchise.

– See more at: http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/michael-cera-joins-the-cast-of-batman-vs-superman-as-the-riddler#sthash.T1O9sOdD.dpuf

  Ben Affleck as Batman. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. Michael Cera as The Riddler. Todd as Person Not Going To See This. JoBlo reports: After the news that Warner…

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BroBy toddMarch 31, 2014
Bro

 

I honestly don't know why Courtney Stodden is a thing, but here I am posting about her, so I guess you can blame me. I thought I was up to date on my attention whore knowledge, but they might have to add a chapter for this.

 

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